Friday, April 09, 2010

Putin and His Horsey

Brender

1. In Soviet Russia, Sarah Jessica Parker rides you.

2. "And then I tricked the Americans into giving up their nuclear weapons and disarming their conventional forces. How was your day, Vlad?"

3. "I had Hoss and Little Joe shot for their counter-revolutionary sedition. Don't cross me, Streak."

4. "These places are so phony. Would you like to come back to my dacha?"

5. "Stop following me! It was just a one-night stand. Get over it."

Best of dadoctah
Horse thought bubble: "At least in the winter he wears a shirt."

Best of dadoctah
Damn Russkies gotta copy everything. Now they even got their own version of Grizzly Adams....

Best of kg
Wilbur and Mr. Ed behind the iron curtain.

Best of mega
"Sorry, my old friend. The new START treaty says I have to give you up. In return, the Americans will destroy 7,000 of their nuclear warheads."

Best of dadoctah
ObFamilyGuy: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty."

Best of mpur
Putin: "How YOU doin'?"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Nightstalker, Episode 91: Once, when Vincenzo got really pissed off, Carl Kolchak found himself transferred to Siberia to track down reports of a one-eyed, one-horned yellow purple muskox.

24 comments:

Wesley M. said...

"In Soviet Russia, Sarah Jessica Parker rides you."

Damn it, you just made coffee come out my nose! And scare the dog!

I'll get you for making me laugh like this, oh yes, I will... :)

Anonymous said...

Putin: So, come here often?

Horse: Only on Thursdays.

dub said...

Horse: Thanks for saving me Putin. M'chelle was saying something about eating me. Hey, why are you giving me that creepy look?

GregMan said...

Putin relaxes with a friend in the Russian town of Enumclawgrad.

GregMan said...

Putin: "Did anyone ever tell you you look just like that American actress Sarah Jessica Parker?"

dub said...

The white horse was quickly saddled and ready for action. Ready to answer the call of action.

The black horse in the background said he didnt need no job since he gots the welfare, 3 ho's back in the stable and 16 ponies from 16 different fillies runnin around.

The first horse was later slaughtered for its meat. The second horse became the ruler of the country.


ATDHE

Submariner said...

Interested in a little Communist Manifisto?

Submariner said...

Shouldn't Kerry be genuflecting vice turning away from Vlad?

Submariner said...

I'm not a lawyer, I'm a paid spokesman for Viagra...

Anonymous said...

With all the snow this winter, even Mister Ed doubts Global Warming. And, in the most unflattering terms thinks Al Gore is a horse's ass.

Vinney

molson said...

Vlad and Scritch Biscuit. A love story few could understand or even want to.

dadoctah said...

Horse thought bubble: "At least in the winter he wears a shirt."

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

So, Ed; let us go up on Brokebackskyi Mountain and do some "fishing."

jj said...

Vlad thought bubble, "Here I'll ride the white stallion. Later I'll ride that black bitch with the big ears".



ATDHE

dadoctah said...

Damn Russkies gotta copy everything. Now they even got their own version of Grizzly Adams....

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Horsie Thawtbubble: My gawd Putin, grab a breathmint!
Putin Thawtbubble: Don't turn away from me, you nag, or you're going to get "sick" very quick. There's a gulag glue factory on the other side of that rise.

-OR-

Honey Baby Darlin, I keep telling you.... this coat's made from COWhide, NOT your dada!

kg said...

Wilbur and Mr. Ed behind the iron curtain.

Achilles said...

"Now, wait here while I shoot down the plane carrying the Polish Government."

Too soon?

mega said...

"Sorry, my old friend. The new START treaty says I have to give you up. In return, the Americans will destroy 7,000 of their nuclear warheads."

dadoctah said...

ObFamilyGuy: "And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mister Conway Twitty."

mpur said...

Putin: "How YOU doin'?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Revisionist Putin claims Jeremiah Johnson was actually a Russian mountain man.

-OR-

Nightstalker, Episode 91: Once, when Vincenzo got really pissed off, Carl Kolchak found himself transferred to Siberia to track down reports of a one-eyed, one-horned yellow purple muskox.

Submariner said...

What's he doing with that thermomet... hey, Hey; HEY! Get away from there!