Monday, April 19, 2010

Pleasant Dreams




1. Strangely enough, he dreamed of licking a lemon lollipop in a blond wig.

2. After puncturing his inflatable rubber cowboy, Jake makes do as best he can.

3. "We've replaced this corpse's 'Tibetan Book of the Dead' with an Ann Coulter screed, let's see if his eternal soul notices."

4. "Dear Penthouse, I never believed your letter were real until this happened to me at a CPAC convention..."

5. "I've got your carbon emissions right here... between my sheets."

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

The White House staff was desparate to try anything, they thought Coulter's book would actually help them dealing with their boss.

Vinney

dub said...

I borrowed this book from my buddy Barrack...but why are the pages from the "Deficit Creation" chapter all stuck together?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

With the book now selling on Amazon for a penny, Ronnie could finally afford a dream date with Ann.

-OR-

Brain dead Republican congressmen defend the corrupt bankers who got us into this economic mess.
Brain dead Democrats naively claim they can fix things using debunked tax and regulate curatives devised by crooks like Geithner.
We cannot count on today's thumbsucking students in remedial english and math programs for help.
We are doomed unless the regulations contain the sentence "Bankers and their heirs will be executed by firing squad if they play with derivatives or hedge funds."

Tim said...

deep down Alan knew who he wanted to take his anal virginity.

Anonymous said...

Do we get a lot of earthquakes on Thursdays?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1267262/Iranian-cleric-Women-wear-revealing-clothing-cause-earthquakes.html

..........arf arf

Rodney Dill said...

whimpering: "No NO not the hook"

Steve O said...

C'mon, like we haven't ALL been there...

Submariner said...

...while visions of Sugar's bum danced in his crotch.

dub said...

worst.capshun.contest.evah.