Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Miss Thursday 2002 Drops By


1. "Here! I'm gonna leave a crap right here!"

2. "And there you have it. An elegant proof of the Goldbach Conjecture. Maybe now Dub will stop referring to me as 'Thunder Thighs.'"

3. Married with a couple of kids and happily living in Burbank, Starbuck still couldn't get the image of that mandala out of her head.

4. "Maybe if I try inverting the Pentagram I can awaken C'thulu."

5. "Jews Out of Palestine!" Mary visits the Holocaust Museum on Easter Sunday "for a little payback!"

10 comments:

dub said...

Call ME a chalk faced whore will they....

Mr. Hankey said...

Debbie Rowe leaves comments outside of Tito's house, stating her availability.

Anonymous said...

"Nancy just couldn't take it any longer during the Tour de France. To the glee of a stunned crowd she I needed a queef."

Vinney

Submariner said...

KAMEL TOE: UR FACIN TA RONG WAY

Submariner said...

After Billie Jo drew the amazingly lifelike teleprompter on the Capitol steps, even Helen Thomas giggle when The One stopped and delivered a one-sentence speech.

Jack Reacher said...

"You go up the middle and claim racist taunts. You go to the right and claim spittle. And you just stand there and look hurt." Congress hires a P.R. professional for the Tea Party protests.

Rodney Dill said...

Bend and ...SNAP

mpur said...

Tea Party follower craps on Capitol steps

"Yep," thought the AP reporter, "that caption and some creative photoshopping and it will be perfect!"

Spin said...

Hobo Alice marks the sidewalk in front of the WH with the *free everything" rune.

Submariner said...

OK, now WHERE was that Sybian?