1. "Here! I'm gonna leave a crap right here!"
2. "And there you have it. An elegant proof of the Goldbach Conjecture. Maybe now Dub will stop referring to me as 'Thunder Thighs.'"
3. Married with a couple of kids and happily living in Burbank, Starbuck still couldn't get the image of that mandala out of her head.
4. "Maybe if I try inverting the Pentagram I can awaken C'thulu."
5. "Jews Out of Palestine!" Mary visits the Holocaust Museum on Easter Sunday "for a little payback!"
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Call ME a chalk faced whore will they....
Debbie Rowe leaves comments outside of Tito's house, stating her availability.
"Nancy just couldn't take it any longer during the Tour de France. To the glee of a stunned crowd she I needed a queef."
Vinney
KAMEL TOE: UR FACIN TA RONG WAY
After Billie Jo drew the amazingly lifelike teleprompter on the Capitol steps, even Helen Thomas giggle when The One stopped and delivered a one-sentence speech.
"You go up the middle and claim racist taunts. You go to the right and claim spittle. And you just stand there and look hurt." Congress hires a P.R. professional for the Tea Party protests.
Bend and ...SNAP
Tea Party follower craps on Capitol steps
"Yep," thought the AP reporter, "that caption and some creative photoshopping and it will be perfect!"
Hobo Alice marks the sidewalk in front of the WH with the *free everything" rune.
OK, now WHERE was that Sybian?
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