Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Making the rounds...

As seen on Moonbattery, Free Republic, and Hot Air..


1. I can't stop thinking of Donkey Kong.

2. VP Biden celebrates finally breaking triple digits on his IQ test.

3. ORA: " I WANNA GO TO HAWAII! I WANNA GO TO HAWAII! YAAAAAAAY!"

4. "Est ist die Zeit fur Rache! Wir mussen die Juden Ausrotten!"

5. And the Kobe landed one square on his forehead and Joe Biden had to wear that expression for the rest of his life.

Threadwinner: Army of Dad
"I am cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Ten seconds after the midget hooker opened the secret door in the podium

Best of curly
Up next on “America’s Dirtiest Jobs”: Smokin’ Joe Biden explains to give Rosie O’Donnell a gynecology exam.

Best of Rodney Dill
"ich bin ein big wiener."

Best of blue
...only a heartbeat away!

Other Threadwinner: Rodney Dill
(OJA) "SERENITY NOW!!!"

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Not saying he's slow, but Biden only just realized he and O won the election.

Best of Submariner
Kaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhnnnnnnn!

Best of Submariner
I may not be able to SAY "myocardial infarction" but I KNOW when I'm having one, dammit.

Best of sonicfrog
ORA: Dammit! First "Clash of the Titans", then "Real Genius". Are they remaking "Police Academy" too????

Best of Stoo
Biden wis 1st, 2nd and 3rd place with his Wayne Rodgers impersonates Carol Channing impersonation.

36 comments:

Army of Dad said...

"I am cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole!"

Army of Dad said...

Come on down to Carzy Joe's we are selling America down the river, it may as well be sold to you!

Army of Dad said...

I guess we know where he was when his laxative kicked in.

Army of Dad said...

"...at the YMCA"

Army of Dad said...

Joe mimicks putting a ten gallon hat on his one gallon head.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Ten seconds after the midget hooker opened the secret door in the podium

curly said...

Up next on “America’s Dirties Jobs”: Smokin’ Joe Biden explains to give Rosie O’Donnell a gynecology exam.

curly said...

Joe was excited to unveil the new one star flag of the United Socialist States Republic.

Anonymous said...

Joe Biden celebrates as he goes 24 hours without putting his foot in his mouth. How about that!

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Joe Biden finds a Dunkin' Donuts not run by an Indian.

Rodney Dill said...

"ich bin ein big wiener."

Rodney Dill said...

"Where's the beef?"

Rodney Dill said...

Pelosi after catastrophic hair loss and botox failure.

Mr. Hankey said...

Biden holds on for dear life as the ghosts of Vice-Presidents-past pull a train on his a** for destroying the office. He starts smiling around the time John Tyler steps up to bat.

blue said...

...only a heartbeat away!

Rodney Dill said...

(OJA)
"SERENITY NOW!!!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Run Forrest Run!!"

dub said...

Where will you be when your Enzyte kicks in?

Targetpractice said...

"I'm goin' to Disney World!"

Jay Guevara said...

ORA: "I coulda had a V-8!"

Jay Guevara said...

Somebody better check who/what's in that podium.

wv: sting (!)

dadoctah said...

The plan to use Biden as a lightning rod for the president was put into effect today.

Literally.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biden asked Pelosi if she thought he could use a face lift, went to her plastic surgeon, and now can't even lower his arms.

-OR-

Obamalama secretly implanted a shock device in Biden's rectum to keep him in check, but now randomly presses the button just for sh*ts and giggles.

-OR-

Not saying he's slow, but Biden only just realized he and O won the election.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Buying politicians is so overt and rampant, Colgate-Palmolive uses Biden as a paid endorser for no white residue Mennen Speed Stick.

Submariner said...

My laxative kicked in!
My laxative kicked in!
Praise Gaia, my laxative finally kicked in! ! !

Submariner said...

Kaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhnnnnnnn!

Submariner said...

I may not be able to SAY "myocardial infarction" but I KNOW when I'm having one, dammit.

Submariner said...

Tell me again about the rabbit, George!

Submariner said...

Joe demonstrates how he took care of Sully and Fwank at the same time...

sonicfrog said...

ORA: Dammit! First "Clash of the Titans", then "Real Genius". Are they remaking "Police Academy" too????

Jay Guevara said...

"They were right! He _is_ a Muslim!"

Submariner said...

"...and then Hillary stepped up to the urinal next to me and s'help me Gaia! It was like this! !"

Submariner said...

Why's everybody looking at the n**ger? I'm RIGHT HERE, DAMMIT!




ATDHE

Spin said...

Now that he's in office it becomes apparent he has the "crazy eyes" too.

Anonymous said...

Biden wis 1st, 2nd and 3rd place with his Wayne Rodgers impersonates Carol Channing impersonation.

Stoo

Submariner said...

I.WANT.MY.CRAZY.CANDY..GIVE.ME.MY.CRAZY.CANDY!