1. After the McAfee crash, this was all that remained of my vast collection of Filipino necro pron.
2. You think this is bad, you should have seen Obama dry-humping Lenin's corpse at the Kremlin.
3. The coffin was sealed, so why Marcos's watch was missing after the encounter was anyone's guess.
4. "And M'Chel gave me a fly pair of $700 sneakers."
5. Imelda was proud of her first place ribbon in the 4-H Corpse decorating competition.
Best of Vinney
The really sick thing was Imelda Marcos wanted the Ace of Cakes to make an edible copy anatomically correct.
Best of dadoctah
The "Great Moments With Mr Marcos" exhibit at Disney Manila opens to the public on Monday. Bring the kids.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Greatest Practical Jokes Ever, #8216: Ferdinand waited until she drew close, then opened his eyes and yelled, "SURPRISE!"
Best of Submariner
...and this is your brain on X. Any questions?
Best of Targetpractice
Weirdest damn coffee table I've ever seen...
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I kiss dead people
Best of Submariner
I've seen this one before; Dopey keeps running around to get another kiss goodbye...
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worst.realdoll.ever.
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The really sick thing was Imelda Marcos wanted the Ace of Cakes to make an edible copy anatomically correct.
Vinney
Getting in her box....UR DOIN IT RONG.
The "Great Moments With Mr Marcos" exhibit at Disney Manila opens to the public on Monday. Bring the kids.
The artist entitled this piece of conceptual art, "America's Greatness."
"Oh, Ferdinand, you coulda been President of the United States! It turns out you don't need a birth certificate after all!"
Greatest Practical Jokes Ever, #8216:
Ferdinand waited until she drew close, then opened his eyes and yelled, "SURPRISE!"
-OR-
Little known factoid #24721:
The inventor of the smorgasbord sneeze guard won a patent infringement lawsuit against Open Caskets, LLC.
“…do you remember where I put my Air Jordans?”
Yet aNOTHER answer to the old joke; "What's yellow, ugly, and sleeps alone?"
Bet Dawn's head implodes over this one, too.
Let me guess; Ang Lee is remaking "Sleeping Beauty?"
...and this is your brain on X. Any questions?
Weirdest damn coffee table I've ever seen...
Little known M'Chel factoid #9 - She got her first pair of curtains from Imelda.
-OR-
Imelda isn't the sharpest punji stick in the bamboo forest. On a dare, she learned that lips will indeed stick to cryogenic lexan.
I kiss dead people
I've seen this one before; Dopey keeps running around to get another kiss goodbye...
best.marcel marceau.impression.ever.
..the other end Imelda, the other end..
worst.realdoll.ever.
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