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The new government-run seminar for Tea Partiers, "How To Dress, Accessorize, and Give Off Non-Verbal Cues Like A European" was led by enthusiastic continentals who blended humor, technology and a dash of androgyny and really helped old, white racists get out of their self-imposed ideological boxes.
Trust me. Within just a few moments the searing waves of agony rippling through youir skull subside and you get this feeling of complete bliss that leaves you with a grin and a creepy look in the eyes.
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Promotional still from "ABBA: Where Are They Now?"
Got a huge zit to pop? There's an app for that!
Gee, I have this overwhelming urge to buy this whatever-it-is from this whomever-this-is for however-much-it-is.
Looks like that new diet is really working out for Chaz Bono.
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