1. ORA: Yeah, just imagine all the faith and good works I'll have to do after this post.2. "Tell Mr. Sullivan to lube up, we're ready for him."
3. "All right. Now, we just need a Tijuana hooker and we're ready for the Young Republicans Fundraiser."
4. Ever since Dick Cheney broke off the affair, Cokie Roberts has been looking for something sufficient to... um... "Fill the void."
5. "No, I don't know why I'm jamming a fire extinguisher into a horse's crotch, but I get a $40,000 stimulus grant to do it. Something to do with alternative fuel research I guess."
Best of GregMan
"Now pretend the horse is the Democrat party and this cylinder is the American Economy..." Sue quickly became a popular speaker at rural Tea Parties.
Best of Mr. Hankey
Despite Matthew Broderick's insistance otherwise, there are sex tapes out there.
Best of dub
Last time I saw something like, there wasnt a cylinder, and the women were dressed like nuns.
Best of DaveP.
Is it just me, or has the AIDS epidemic made Tijuana sex shows somehow more... impersonal?
Best of Submariner
Tonight on "Food Tech," Bobby Bognar explores exactly what McDonald's does to create that 'Special Sauce.'
Best of molson
Pleasure him all you want. He still won't love in the morning.
Best of Paul
Where does the inflatable rubber cowboy go?
Best of racerboy
Behind the Scenes: Everybody knows the story behind NASA's development of the ceramic tiles for the Space Shuttle... few realize just how much hard work and solid effort went into developing Astroglide...
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Oddly, neither assistant was invited to participate in their children's "career day" or "take your daughter to work day."
Best of Jay Guevara
"One more handful of Viagra and I think he'll be ready. Go get Pelosi."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Horsie with performance anxiety issues: hey Hey! HEY!!! That thing's cold! Shrinkage!! You're not playing with a hand puppet ya know?
Best of metalgarth
Samuel L. Bronco-witz presents "Animal Farm"
Best of Rodney Dill
Once I get the Nitrous hooked up, we'll win the Derby.
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The Enumclaw School of Veterinary Medecine had some peculiar required courses.
Meanwhile, on CapThis, Bestiality Friday continues as planned.
The Ang Lee remake of "All Creatures Great And Small" surprised no one.
"Now pretend the horse is the Democrat party and this cylinder is the American Economy..." Sue quickly became a popular speaker at rural Tea Parties.
"Oh! Wi-i-i-ilbur!!!"
Papparatzi pictures from the set of "Sex In The City 2"
Despite Matthew Broderick's insistance otherwise, there are sex tapes out there.
"Nancy, it's a lot easier if you get him a copy of Hustler."
Vinney
Last time I saw something like, there wasnt a cylinder, and the women were dressed like nuns.
I'll never understand some of these Ninetendo Wii games.
I dont care, that fleshlight is still too small for me.
Oh, so THAT'S where glue comes from.
Making Donut Holes...UR DOIN IT GROSS.
"Careful! This is the new Supreme Court nominee, after all. Yeah, I don't get it either, all's I saw was Obama on TV saying "Yeah, BRING it, effing conservative mothereffers."
after describing her social activities to her guidance councilor there really was only one logical career path.
Is it just me, or has the AIDS epidemic made Tijuana sex shows somehow more... impersonal?
Jim McKay voice over - "It looks like Flicka really stuck the mount in the pommel-horse event, Pat."
"The Thrill of Victory" or "The Agony of Defeat?"
Cap This! reports, monors decide.
Tonight on "Food Tech," Bobby Bognar explores exactly what McDonald's does to create that 'Special Sauce.'
Sorry, that one made even me throw up a little in my mouth...
"This one time at Interlochen Band Camp?"
So THAT'S what Roethlesberger was up to in Atlanta...
I wasn't aware that Sully took a Thermos for lunch...
"...and sometimes when the boyfriend is frisky I whip this out from under the bed..."
Julie still remembers the day she decided to be a lesbian.
Pleasure him all you want. He still won't love in the morning.
Now where did I put that horse suit?
Where does the inflatable rubber cowboy go?
Behind the Scenes: Everybody knows the story behind NASA's development of the ceramic tiles for the Space Shuttle... few realize just how much hard work and solid effort went into developing Astroglide...
(easy, there, Astro...)
Is that what it takes to get a solid 4.0 in Veterinary School?
OH! Wilbur!
[and i know you wont believe me but the "word verification" that came up for this comment was porkist. way too funny]
Oddly, neither assistant was invited to participate in their children's "career day" or "take your daughter to work day."
Wilbur said....so I pick up these 2 chicks outside the bar and take them back to the barn for a 3 way....
Susie's resume used to say what she did for a living but she changed it to prostitute so it would sound better
Cathy and Debbie were thrilled when they were hired to be "Horse Fluffers" For some reason they thought horse was code for Ron Jeremy.
The girls knew it was possibly reincarnation when the horse mumbled in a Boston accent,
Scott Brown's name, "someone get me a drink," and "I wish my dick was this big when I was in the Senate."
Vinney
Barb, Jeremy's talking about splitting up. He just doesn't understand that the last thing I wanna do when I go home at night is more of this.
-OR-
Bonnie, you were right, it finally happened. Last night, this frat boy warned me that he was really well hung as he dropped trow. I took one look and started rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
"One more handful of Viagra and I think he'll be ready. Go get Pelosi."
Prom night: Montana style.
Horsie with performance anxiety issues: hey Hey! HEY!!! That thing's cold! Shrinkage!! You're not playing with a hand puppet ya know?
-OR-
Haybubble: Damn, I can't believe I fell for the old bait and switch again. Promise me a soft filly and deliver a rough feely.
-OR-
Jane eagerly volunteered to be the fluffer once she discovered the orgasmic results if the blue end was positioned just so.
-OR-
Debbie Does Dallas
-OR-
The deep throat of fleshlights!
Disclaimer: Professional stunt fluffer on a closed horse. Do not try this at home.
Samuel L. Bronco-witz presents "Animal Farm"
Once I get the Nitrous hooked up, we'll win the Derby.
"Frau Blucher!"
Well, nice to see that FFA membership is doing well in Enumclaw....
...and as the commercial states; membership has its priviledges.
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