Friday, April 09, 2010

A Horse Is a Horse, Of Course, Of Course

Blue 1. ORA: Yeah, just imagine all the faith and good works I'll have to do after this post.

2. "Tell Mr. Sullivan to lube up, we're ready for him."

3. "All right. Now, we just need a Tijuana hooker and we're ready for the Young Republicans Fundraiser."

4. Ever since Dick Cheney broke off the affair, Cokie Roberts has been looking for something sufficient to... um... "Fill the void."

5. "No, I don't know why I'm jamming a fire extinguisher into a horse's crotch, but I get a $40,000 stimulus grant to do it. Something to do with alternative fuel research I guess."

Best of GregMan
"Now pretend the horse is the Democrat party and this cylinder is the American Economy..." Sue quickly became a popular speaker at rural Tea Parties.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Despite Matthew Broderick's insistance otherwise, there are sex tapes out there.

Best of dub
Last time I saw something like, there wasnt a cylinder, and the women were dressed like nuns.

Best of DaveP.
Is it just me, or has the AIDS epidemic made Tijuana sex shows somehow more... impersonal?

Best of Submariner
Tonight on "Food Tech," Bobby Bognar explores exactly what McDonald's does to create that 'Special Sauce.'

Best of molson
Pleasure him all you want. He still won't love in the morning.

Best of Paul
Where does the inflatable rubber cowboy go?

Best of racerboy
Behind the Scenes: Everybody knows the story behind NASA's development of the ceramic tiles for the Space Shuttle... few realize just how much hard work and solid effort went into developing Astroglide...

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Oddly, neither assistant was invited to participate in their children's "career day" or "take your daughter to work day."

Best of Jay Guevara
"One more handful of Viagra and I think he'll be ready. Go get Pelosi."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Horsie with performance anxiety issues: hey Hey! HEY!!! That thing's cold! Shrinkage!! You're not playing with a hand puppet ya know?

Best of metalgarth
Samuel L. Bronco-witz presents "Animal Farm"

Best of Rodney Dill
Once I get the Nitrous hooked up, we'll win the Derby.

44 comments:

GregMan said...

The Enumclaw School of Veterinary Medecine had some peculiar required courses.

GregMan said...

Meanwhile, on CapThis, Bestiality Friday continues as planned.

GregMan said...

The Ang Lee remake of "All Creatures Great And Small" surprised no one.

GregMan said...

"Now pretend the horse is the Democrat party and this cylinder is the American Economy..." Sue quickly became a popular speaker at rural Tea Parties.

dadoctah said...

"Oh! Wi-i-i-ilbur!!!"

Mr. Hankey said...

Papparatzi pictures from the set of "Sex In The City 2"

Mr. Hankey said...

Despite Matthew Broderick's insistance otherwise, there are sex tapes out there.

Anonymous said...

"Nancy, it's a lot easier if you get him a copy of Hustler."

Vinney

dub said...

Last time I saw something like, there wasnt a cylinder, and the women were dressed like nuns.

dub said...

I'll never understand some of these Ninetendo Wii games.

dub said...

I dont care, that fleshlight is still too small for me.

dub said...

Oh, so THAT'S where glue comes from.

dub said...

Making Donut Holes...UR DOIN IT GROSS.

mega said...

"Careful! This is the new Supreme Court nominee, after all. Yeah, I don't get it either, all's I saw was Obama on TV saying "Yeah, BRING it, effing conservative mothereffers."

Anonymous said...

after describing her social activities to her guidance councilor there really was only one logical career path.

DaveP. said...

Is it just me, or has the AIDS epidemic made Tijuana sex shows somehow more... impersonal?

Submariner said...

Jim McKay voice over - "It looks like Flicka really stuck the mount in the pommel-horse event, Pat."

Submariner said...

"The Thrill of Victory" or "The Agony of Defeat?"
Cap This! reports, monors decide.

Submariner said...

Tonight on "Food Tech," Bobby Bognar explores exactly what McDonald's does to create that 'Special Sauce.'




Sorry, that one made even me throw up a little in my mouth...

Submariner said...

"This one time at Interlochen Band Camp?"

Submariner said...

So THAT'S what Roethlesberger was up to in Atlanta...

Submariner said...

I wasn't aware that Sully took a Thermos for lunch...

blue said...

"...and sometimes when the boyfriend is frisky I whip this out from under the bed..."

Mr Hankey said...

Julie still remembers the day she decided to be a lesbian.

molson said...

Pleasure him all you want. He still won't love in the morning.

molson said...

Now where did I put that horse suit?

Paul said...

Where does the inflatable rubber cowboy go?

racerboy said...

Behind the Scenes: Everybody knows the story behind NASA's development of the ceramic tiles for the Space Shuttle... few realize just how much hard work and solid effort went into developing Astroglide...
(easy, there, Astro...)

racerboy said...

Is that what it takes to get a solid 4.0 in Veterinary School?

Artfldgr said...

OH! Wilbur!





[and i know you wont believe me but the "word verification" that came up for this comment was porkist. way too funny]

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Oddly, neither assistant was invited to participate in their children's "career day" or "take your daughter to work day."

blue said...

Wilbur said....so I pick up these 2 chicks outside the bar and take them back to the barn for a 3 way....

censors hip said...

Susie's resume used to say what she did for a living but she changed it to prostitute so it would sound better

jj said...

Cathy and Debbie were thrilled when they were hired to be "Horse Fluffers" For some reason they thought horse was code for Ron Jeremy.

Anonymous said...

The girls knew it was possibly reincarnation when the horse mumbled in a Boston accent,
Scott Brown's name, "someone get me a drink," and "I wish my dick was this big when I was in the Senate."

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Barb, Jeremy's talking about splitting up. He just doesn't understand that the last thing I wanna do when I go home at night is more of this.

-OR-

Bonnie, you were right, it finally happened. Last night, this frat boy warned me that he was really well hung as he dropped trow. I took one look and started rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

Jay Guevara said...

"One more handful of Viagra and I think he'll be ready. Go get Pelosi."

dadoctah said...

Prom night: Montana style.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Horsie with performance anxiety issues: hey Hey! HEY!!! That thing's cold! Shrinkage!! You're not playing with a hand puppet ya know?

-OR-

Haybubble: Damn, I can't believe I fell for the old bait and switch again. Promise me a soft filly and deliver a rough feely.

-OR-

Jane eagerly volunteered to be the fluffer once she discovered the orgasmic results if the blue end was positioned just so.

-OR-

Debbie Does Dallas

-OR-

The deep throat of fleshlights!
Disclaimer: Professional stunt fluffer on a closed horse. Do not try this at home.

metalgarth said...

Samuel L. Bronco-witz presents "Animal Farm"

Rodney Dill said...

Once I get the Nitrous hooked up, we'll win the Derby.

Rodney Dill said...

"Frau Blucher!"

sonicfrog said...

Well, nice to see that FFA membership is doing well in Enumclaw....

Submariner said...

...and as the commercial states; membership has its priviledges.