Blue 1. ORA: Yeah, just imagine all the faith and good works I'll have to do after this post.
2. "Tell Mr. Sullivan to lube up, we're ready for him."
3. "All right. Now, we just need a Tijuana hooker and we're ready for the Young Republicans Fundraiser."
4. Ever since Dick Cheney broke off the affair, Cokie Roberts has been looking for something sufficient to... um... "Fill the void."
5. "No, I don't know why I'm jamming a fire extinguisher into a horse's crotch, but I get a $40,000 stimulus grant to do it. Something to do with alternative fuel research I guess."
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"Now pretend the horse is the Democrat party and this cylinder is the American Economy..." Sue quickly became a popular speaker at rural Tea Parties.
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Despite Matthew Broderick's insistance otherwise, there are sex tapes out there.
Best of dub
Last time I saw something like, there wasnt a cylinder, and the women were dressed like nuns.
Best of DaveP.
Is it just me, or has the AIDS epidemic made Tijuana sex shows somehow more... impersonal?
Best of Submariner
Tonight on "Food Tech," Bobby Bognar explores exactly what McDonald's does to create that 'Special Sauce.'
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Pleasure him all you want. He still won't love in the morning.
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Where does the inflatable rubber cowboy go?
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Behind the Scenes: Everybody knows the story behind NASA's development of the ceramic tiles for the Space Shuttle... few realize just how much hard work and solid effort went into developing Astroglide...
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Oddly, neither assistant was invited to participate in their children's "career day" or "take your daughter to work day."
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"One more handful of Viagra and I think he'll be ready. Go get Pelosi."
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Horsie with performance anxiety issues: hey Hey! HEY!!! That thing's cold! Shrinkage!! You're not playing with a hand puppet ya know?
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Samuel L. Bronco-witz presents "Animal Farm"
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Once I get the Nitrous hooked up, we'll win the Derby.