1. "Surprise!"
2. "What is it you can't face?" is even more hilarious in an East Indian accent.
3. "Rajiv, Sreenidhi, Sanjay, Pradesh... have I ever told you guys how fabulous you look in lavender!"
4. Bollywood's take on Children of the Corn was definitely more exuberant than the original.
5. "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-H-A..."
Best of curly
Obama’s perception the Taliban differed somewhat from that of General McChrystal.
Best of HLam
The inhabitants of Bora-Bora recreate M.C. Hammers "Can't touch this" to which I reply "DON'T WANT TO!"
Best of andthenblammo!
Obama's new Federal Land Use Authority investigates wheat yields in Kansas. Laugh all you want to, but this little junket cost the taxpayers $5,256,356.00, not including the yak. Don't ask about the yak.
Best of andthenblammo!
It's all over, folks. America's finished. 'Up With People' has been outsourced to Kashmir.
Best of dub
"Glee - The Pakistan Edition" was a huge disappointment.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
To the surprise and delight of everyone involved, the road company of "Jersey Boys" was a big hit in Azerbaijan.
Best of GregMan
Vista programmers celebrate getting the latest Service Pack out the door.
Best of mega
"This is the Maricopa County Police Department. Put. Your. Hands. Up. Now."
Best of Passionate Conservative
Dumbasses! You don't do the wave for a suicide bomber!
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Raji and the Karma Kameleons" were quickly slapped with a copyright infringement lawsuit by Boy George.
Best of Submariner
So. When did Ang Lee start directing The Wiggles?"
Best of dadoctah
"Freebird!"
Best of molson
Well we're not going to get laid wearing these ridiculous outfits so we might as well just jump up and down like Tinky Winky on meth.
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Microsoft Tech Support’s office parties are a little different since being outsourced to India.
No one expects the Spandex Inquisition!
C'mon everyone! Let's piss off the Paki's!
♪ Hello mahdi, hello fatwa,
Here I am at Camp LaCrotcha.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll stop acting gay when it starts raining! ♫
Obama’s perception the Taliban differed somewhat from that of General McChrystal.
The inhabitants of Bora-Bora recreate M.C. Hammers "Can't touch this" to which I reply "DON'T WANT TO!"
Obama's new Federal Land Use Authority investigates wheat yields in Kansas. Laugh all you want to, but this little junket cost the taxpayers $5,256,356.00, not including the yak. Don't ask about the yak.
It's all over, folks. America's finished. 'Up With People' has been outsourced to Kashmir.
"Glee - The Pakistan Edition" was a huge disappointment.
"This is a stick up!"
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The Wizard of Oz is such a joker. Every once in a while, you'll hear his deep booming voice on the loudspeaker yelling "INMIGRACION! INMIGRACION! just for laffs.
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Guess which actor didn't use an antiperspirant?
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This Day In History
After a healthy dose of carpet bombing, the Republican National Guard began surrending in droves.
I'm used to V shortening my wordy submissions but did you all see what he did to my gorilla and homeless guy contribution? Reminds me of the country song - "When you say nothing at all"
To the surprise and delight of everyone involved, the road company of "Jersey Boys" was a big hit in Azerbaijan.
Vista programmers celebrate getting the latest Service Pack out the door.
"MUHAMMED!!!"
"This is the Maricopa Police Department. Put. Your. Hands. Up. Now."
Dumbasses! You don't do the wave for a suicide bomber!
Achmedinejad: "There are no homosexuals in Iran."
the Village People Reunion Tour when they all wore essentially the same costume
"Raji and the Karma Kameleons" were quickly slapped with a copyright infringement lawsuit by Boy George.
In the Bollywood version, there were only 6 dwarves and Sleeping Beauty played a bongo.
Ang Lee's vision of the Oompa-Loompahs didn't sell the backers.
Thank Gaia!
ORA
♪♫♫♪♫♪♫ BENNY-LAVA
♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫
So. When did Ang Lee start directing The Wiggles?"
I undersand that the two in the middle are the bride and groom, but don't you think having the groom's men and bride's maids in identically matching outfits is overkill?
"AAAIIIIIIEEEEE! It is the Godzilla one, Sahib!"
If Bollywood had been first on the rubber-suited monster frontier.
♪ The hills are alive with the sound of Moose-lems
With fatwas they have sung for a thousand years
My heart fills with dread with the sound of Moose-lems
Even if they’re a bunch of queers ♫
"I'm sorry Achmed, with all the bombings we ran out of girls, but a virgin is a virgin up here. Enjoy eternity."
Vinney
"Freebird!"
wv: efact. When something is true, but only online.
You can tell it's springtime on planet Fernbar because that's when the meadow pansies are in bloom.
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US propaganda chief Mervis Noint chose this wandering vaudeville troupe to discourage afghan farmers from growing poppies. The troupe's caskets are due home on Monday, about the same time as Mervis comes down from his heroin high.
Well we're not going to get laid wearing these ridiculous outfits so we might as well just jump up and down like Tinky Winky on meth.
Sacha Baron Cohen flew in planning to make fun of this, took one look, and left shaking his head and muttering "what's the point?"
...cause every girl's crazy bout a sharped dressed man!
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