Friday, April 30, 2010

The Hills Are Alive

Brender

1. "Surprise!"

2. "What is it you can't face?" is even more hilarious in an East Indian accent.

3. "Rajiv, Sreenidhi, Sanjay, Pradesh... have I ever told you guys how fabulous you look in lavender!"

4. Bollywood's take on Children of the Corn was definitely more exuberant than the original.

5. "It's fun to stay at the Y-M-H-A..."

Best of curly
Obama’s perception the Taliban differed somewhat from that of General McChrystal.

Best of HLam
The inhabitants of Bora-Bora recreate M.C. Hammers "Can't touch this" to which I reply "DON'T WANT TO!"

Best of andthenblammo!
Obama's new Federal Land Use Authority investigates wheat yields in Kansas. Laugh all you want to, but this little junket cost the taxpayers $5,256,356.00, not including the yak. Don't ask about the yak.

Best of andthenblammo!
It's all over, folks. America's finished. 'Up With People' has been outsourced to Kashmir.

Best of dub
"Glee - The Pakistan Edition" was a huge disappointment.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
To the surprise and delight of everyone involved, the road company of "Jersey Boys" was a big hit in Azerbaijan.

Best of GregMan
Vista programmers celebrate getting the latest Service Pack out the door.

Best of mega
"This is the Maricopa County Police Department. Put. Your. Hands. Up. Now."

Best of Passionate Conservative
Dumbasses! You don't do the wave for a suicide bomber!

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
"Raji and the Karma Kameleons" were quickly slapped with a copyright infringement lawsuit by Boy George.

Best of Submariner
So. When did Ang Lee start directing The Wiggles?"

Best of dadoctah
"Freebird!"

Best of molson
Well we're not going to get laid wearing these ridiculous outfits so we might as well just jump up and down like Tinky Winky on meth.

32 comments:

curly said...

Microsoft Tech Support’s office parties are a little different since being outsourced to India.

curly said...

No one expects the Spandex Inquisition!

Barco Sin Vela II said...

C'mon everyone! Let's piss off the Paki's!

curly said...

♪ Hello mahdi, hello fatwa,
Here I am at Camp LaCrotcha.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll stop acting gay when it starts raining! ♫

curly said...

Obama’s perception the Taliban differed somewhat from that of General McChrystal.

HLam said...

The inhabitants of Bora-Bora recreate M.C. Hammers "Can't touch this" to which I reply "DON'T WANT TO!"

andthenblammo! said...

Obama's new Federal Land Use Authority investigates wheat yields in Kansas. Laugh all you want to, but this little junket cost the taxpayers $5,256,356.00, not including the yak. Don't ask about the yak.

andthenblammo! said...

It's all over, folks. America's finished. 'Up With People' has been outsourced to Kashmir.

dub said...

"Glee - The Pakistan Edition" was a huge disappointment.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

"This is a stick up!"

-OR-

The Wizard of Oz is such a joker. Every once in a while, you'll hear his deep booming voice on the loudspeaker yelling "INMIGRACION! INMIGRACION! just for laffs.

-OR-

Guess which actor didn't use an antiperspirant?

-OR-

This Day In History
After a healthy dose of carpet bombing, the Republican National Guard began surrending in droves.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'm used to V shortening my wordy submissions but did you all see what he did to my gorilla and homeless guy contribution? Reminds me of the country song - "When you say nothing at all"

dadoctah said...

To the surprise and delight of everyone involved, the road company of "Jersey Boys" was a big hit in Azerbaijan.

GregMan said...

Vista programmers celebrate getting the latest Service Pack out the door.

GregMan said...

"MUHAMMED!!!"

mega said...

"This is the Maricopa Police Department. Put. Your. Hands. Up. Now."

Passionate Conservative said...

Dumbasses! You don't do the wave for a suicide bomber!

Passionate Conservative said...

Achmedinejad: "There are no homosexuals in Iran."

blue said...

the Village People Reunion Tour when they all wore essentially the same costume

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

"Raji and the Karma Kameleons" were quickly slapped with a copyright infringement lawsuit by Boy George.

Submariner said...

In the Bollywood version, there were only 6 dwarves and Sleeping Beauty played a bongo.

Submariner said...

Ang Lee's vision of the Oompa-Loompahs didn't sell the backers.

Thank Gaia!

Spin said...

ORA

♪♫♫♪♫♪♫ BENNY-LAVA
♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫♪♫♫♪♫

Submariner said...

So. When did Ang Lee start directing The Wiggles?"

Submariner said...

I undersand that the two in the middle are the bride and groom, but don't you think having the groom's men and bride's maids in identically matching outfits is overkill?

Submariner said...

"AAAIIIIIIEEEEE! It is the Godzilla one, Sahib!"

If Bollywood had been first on the rubber-suited monster frontier.

curly said...

♪ The hills are alive with the sound of Moose-lems
With fatwas they have sung for a thousand years
My heart fills with dread with the sound of Moose-lems
Even if they’re a bunch of queers ♫

Anonymous said...

"I'm sorry Achmed, with all the bombings we ran out of girls, but a virgin is a virgin up here. Enjoy eternity."

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Freebird!"

wv: efact. When something is true, but only online.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You can tell it's springtime on planet Fernbar because that's when the meadow pansies are in bloom.

-OR-

US propaganda chief Mervis Noint chose this wandering vaudeville troupe to discourage afghan farmers from growing poppies. The troupe's caskets are due home on Monday, about the same time as Mervis comes down from his heroin high.

molson said...

Well we're not going to get laid wearing these ridiculous outfits so we might as well just jump up and down like Tinky Winky on meth.

dadoctah said...

Sacha Baron Cohen flew in planning to make fun of this, took one look, and left shaking his head and muttering "what's the point?"

Adriane said...

...cause every girl's crazy bout a sharped dressed man!