Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Hail the Axe Effect!

Sonic Frog


1. "Guys, the game was over 20 minutes ago. I'm not interested!"

2. "Stop Ben Roethlisburgering me!"

3. "Damn it, Ricardo, let go! I don't have a green card for you!" (ATDHE)

4. "Damn there's a lot of dog turds on the pitch. This must be France."

5. The team braced themselves against the awesome power of M'Chel's queefs.

Best of curly
In other news, authorities captured the last tax paying straight white male left in California as he made a mad dash to the Nevada border.

Best of curly
“Quit running, you denier! Just think what your elevated CO2 levels are doing to the polar bears!”

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
I've got 'em, Tom! But his heart and mind aren't following!

Best of Submariner
Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the Brit version of the Lingerie Bowl...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Reportedly confiscated from Vatican rectory, filed under training videos - Accolyte's Gone Wild, Part 2 - Daisy Chains, U R Doing It Rong. Rated R

Best of Passionate Conservative
Charles enjoys time away from his Seminary studies.

Best of Rodney Dill
"We'll get a harumph from you yet."

Best of GregMan
"Stop him before he says 'Muhammed' again!!!"

Best of Kaptain Krude
"But sir, our rates are the lowest in the land!" Both Brian and James were determined to make their sales quota for the month.

21 comments:

molson said...

When I said go for the ball, maybe I should have been more specific.

sonicfrog said...

Despite the obvious handicap, Siamese triplets Stan, Dan, and Fran certainly made a go of it.

Submariner said...

♪ Baby come back! ♪

curly said...

In other news, authorities captured the last tax paying straight white male left in California as he made a mad dash to the Nevada border.

Submariner said...

'Ow to Speak Awstraylyan:
"Walk in the park."

Submariner said...

Global Warming leaders gained another scientist convert today...

curly said...

“Quit running, you denier! Just think what your elevated CO2 levels are doing to the polar bears!”

dub said...

Getting into Arizona has become ridiculously difficult.

dadoctah said...

This is the most exciting episode of "The View" yet!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

I've got 'em, Tom! But his heart and mind aren't following!

Submariner said...

Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the Brit version of the Lingerie Bowl...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Reportedly confiscated from Vatican rectory, filed under training videos - Accolyte's Gone Wild, Part 2 - Daisy Chains, U R Doing It Rong. Rated R

Passionate Conservative said...

Charles enjoys time away from his Seminary studies.

Rodney Dill said...

"We'll get a harumph from you yet."

Passionate Conservative said...

For the last time, NO! There's no bacon in my pocket!

Submariner said...

MUNKS AN' FUTBALLS - UR DUIN IT RONG!

GregMan said...

"Stop him before he says 'Muhammed' again!!!"

GregMan said...

What happened when the kids didn't get off the lawn.

paul said...

Brokeback Rugby

Kaptain Krude said...

"But sir, our rates are the lowest in the land!" Both Brian and James were determined to make their sales quota for the month.

Rodney Dill said...

Tight End, Defensive end, and Ass Guard.