1. "Guys, the game was over 20 minutes ago. I'm not interested!"
2. "Stop Ben Roethlisburgering me!"
3. "Damn it, Ricardo, let go! I don't have a green card for you!" (ATDHE)
4. "Damn there's a lot of dog turds on the pitch. This must be France."
5. The team braced themselves against the awesome power of M'Chel's queefs.
Best of curly
In other news, authorities captured the last tax paying straight white male left in California as he made a mad dash to the Nevada border.
Best of curly
“Quit running, you denier! Just think what your elevated CO2 levels are doing to the polar bears!”
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
I've got 'em, Tom! But his heart and mind aren't following!
Best of Submariner
Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the Brit version of the Lingerie Bowl...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Reportedly confiscated from Vatican rectory, filed under training videos - Accolyte's Gone Wild, Part 2 - Daisy Chains, U R Doing It Rong. Rated R
Best of Passionate Conservative
Charles enjoys time away from his Seminary studies.
Best of Rodney Dill
"We'll get a harumph from you yet."
Best of GregMan
"Stop him before he says 'Muhammed' again!!!"
Best of Kaptain Krude
"But sir, our rates are the lowest in the land!" Both Brian and James were determined to make their sales quota for the month.
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When I said go for the ball, maybe I should have been more specific.
Despite the obvious handicap, Siamese triplets Stan, Dan, and Fran certainly made a go of it.
♪ Baby come back! ♪
In other news, authorities captured the last tax paying straight white male left in California as he made a mad dash to the Nevada border.
'Ow to Speak Awstraylyan:
"Walk in the park."
Global Warming leaders gained another scientist convert today...
“Quit running, you denier! Just think what your elevated CO2 levels are doing to the polar bears!”
Getting into Arizona has become ridiculously difficult.
This is the most exciting episode of "The View" yet!
I've got 'em, Tom! But his heart and mind aren't following!
Maybe it's just me, but I don't get the Brit version of the Lingerie Bowl...
Reportedly confiscated from Vatican rectory, filed under training videos - Accolyte's Gone Wild, Part 2 - Daisy Chains, U R Doing It Rong. Rated R
Charles enjoys time away from his Seminary studies.
"We'll get a harumph from you yet."
For the last time, NO! There's no bacon in my pocket!
MUNKS AN' FUTBALLS - UR DUIN IT RONG!
"Stop him before he says 'Muhammed' again!!!"
What happened when the kids didn't get off the lawn.
Brokeback Rugby
"But sir, our rates are the lowest in the land!" Both Brian and James were determined to make their sales quota for the month.
Tight End, Defensive end, and Ass Guard.
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