Monday, April 26, 2010

Golan Globus

Brender

1. "Nope, Malia, that's not Indiana. Try again."

2. "And all the 7-11 employees come from here." Just another Geography class at Joe Biden Middle School.

3. "Hey! Look, I'm molesting India!"

4. "And this part of the scratch-n-sniff globe smells like curry and raw sewage."

5. "And here is where I capped Carmen Sandiego. Any of you b-tches wanna f-ck with me now."


Best of dadoctah
"Persia? Babylonia? Cathay?! Who the hell sent us this globe?"

Best of Submariner
Excellent, Fatimah - that is INDEED the center of US manufacturing!

Best of molson
The 57th state is finally located.

Best of blue
...here is where I was born and when I grow up I want to be president of the USA

Threadwinner: dub
Fatima distracts the crowd by putting a red dot on India, while her cohorts put shaving cream on peoples heads.

Best of dub
And here is the crowded market where I will explode myself.

Best of Jack Reacher
"...and because infidels dwell here, it is known as the House of War. Any questions?"

Best of Jack Reacher
"You know, it's hard to point to a country that doesn't have nuclear weapons or an active program to acquire them. Weird, huh?"

Best of sonicfrog
Well, she knows her way around a globe.... obviously NOT educated in America.

Best of curly
“No sweetie, that’s India. The madrassa that Obama attended as a child your age was in Indonesia.”

Best of mega
"...and the Jews can live right here, in little boats, off the coast, where they can't harm anybody with their wily ways." Anybody still doubting Obama's personal influence on global opinion?

Best of Passionate Conservative
And this is where your jobs all went. Thank you, President Hussein!

Best of GregMan
"...and here is where Microsoft Vista came from."

Best of mega
"I heard the South Park guys live right ....... here! Everyone go off and kill them."

Best of molson
Wow. With all the people here, I sure hope we don't flip over.

31 comments:

Submariner said...

When I flash my boobies, this is where the quake will be!

dadoctah said...

"Persia? Babylonia? Cathay?! Who the hell sent us this globe?"

Submariner said...

Epicenter of the auto insurance call center industry.

Submariner said...

Excellent, Fatimah - that is INDEED the center of US manufacturing!

Anonymous said...

Najil confessed, "Right there. That's where the Dell Tech Support sweat shop is located."

Vinney

Birtha Err said...

and over here on this side of the earth is where President Obama was born.

molson said...

The 57th state is finally located.

blue said...

...here is where I was born and when I grow up I want to be president of the USA

dub said...

Fatima distracts the crowd by putting a red dot on India, while her cohorts put shaving cream on peoples heads.

dub said...

And here is the crowded market where I will explode myself.

Jack Reacher said...

"...and because infidels dwell here, it is known as the House of War. Any questions?"

Jack Reacher said...

"...but still she came back, so this time the president sent the Secretary of State to..."

Jack Reacher said...

"I'll take countries with lower unemployment and faster economic growth than the U.S. for $200."

Jack Reacher said...

"You know, it's hard to point to a country that doesn't have nuclear weapons or an active program to acquire them. Weird, huh?"

sonicfrog said...

Well, she knows her way around a globe.... obviously NOT educated in America.

curly said...

“No sweetie, that’s India. The madrassa that Obama attended as a child your age was in Indonesia.”

sonicfrog said...

Actually, now that I think about it, she knows what a globe is.... obviously NOT educated in America.

Ver Word, Antiga

curly said...

Judging the tops of their heads, it looks there’s more bird doo than Urdu taught at the school.

curly said...

“Sure, life IS hard in China – but that doesn’t mean that India is located between Iraq and a hard place.”

Adriane said...

Honest! I saw it!!! The Halliburton man had a map with a big red X right here!!!

mega said...

"Obama says if we promise to support his World Government schemes, my People will be given this country, right here."

mega said...

"...and the Jews can live right here, in little boats, off the coast, where they can't harm anybody with their wily ways." Anybody still doubting Obama's personal influence on global opinion?

Passionate Conservative said...

And this is where your jobs all went. Thank you, President Hussein!

GregMan said...

"...and here is where Microsoft Vista came from."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fortunately for the GoldmanSUCKs VP's who'll (hopefully) soon be out of work, there's a US job that can't be shipped overseas... live shopping mall "You R Here" signs.

-OR-

Why it pays not to sleep through Antipode class:
My dad and his friends wanted to get in the Guiness Book, so they started digging a hole right here and they come out in the Pacific Ocean, not Kansas!

-OR-

Hey, I have that globe in my closet!

Submariner said...

Global warming originates right about here due to the metric tonnage of methane produced by cattle that are NOT part of the national diet...

Dactyl said...

I'm crushing your head! I'm crushing your head! (ora?)

mega said...

"I heard the South Park guys live right ....... here! Everyone go off and kill them."

Double the U said...

and here is where the safe school czar is going to take me for a date.

molson said...

Wow. With all the people here, I sure hope we don't flip over.

dub said...

I WIN!!!! I WIN!!!!