Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Girls WIth Guns

Brender
1. Bill Clinton finally got the Gaddafi-like bodyguard squad of his dreams.

2. "Our pants pulled up, our bras pulled tight, Our boobs are swingin' from left to right."

3. Now, that's what I call feminine protection.

4. "Angels, I need you to go undercover and assassinate that Marxist bastard in Venezuela..." RIP, Charlie.

5. Dub's bodyguards had only one rule, "Shoot the fat chicks."

Best of dadoctah
So this is the new Robert Palmer video we've been hearing so much about.

Best of jeff
Jacob Zuma's wives participate in ritual pre-husband slaying sing-along.

Best of Submariner
Understanding previous victory celebrations, and in honor of a first round win, Detroit outfits a crack police squad in Red Wings colors...

Best of Passionate Conservative
The drill sergeant screamed "Snap tight!" and all the girls' mouths popped open.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
While marching pass the reviewing stand, only some of the newly formed, out of step Mogadishu Fellatrix Squad remembered to salute the mayor.

Best of Jack Reacher
Citgo's new marketing campaign didn't exactly send the right message.

Best of Steve O
Arizona adds a little flair to their executions.

Threadwinner: dadoctah
With the resurgence of the right wing, the whole tone of "Glee" changed dramatically.

Best of Spin
Chalk faced whores need not apply.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Man, Southwest Airlines is getting really strict with their flight attendants....

30 comments:

dadoctah said...

So this is the new Robert Palmer video we've been hearing so much about.

jeff said...

Marge and Jean were so embarrassed - they'd forgotten the words to the National Anthem.

jeff said...

Jacob Zuma's wives participate in ritual pre-husband slaying sing-along.

dub said...

Apparently Mr Clinton has new body guards.

dub said...

doh...and then I read V teh K's first post. damn.

paul said...

Apparently Mrs. Clinton has new body guards.

Wesley M. said...

The ACORN drill team holds its first public show...

Submariner said...

Understanding previous victory celebrations, and in honor of a first round win, Detroit outfits a crack police squad in Red Wings colors...

Submariner said...

Hope for change.
Hope for change.
Hope for...

Submariner said...

♪ Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany...♪

Submariner said...

"This is my finger and this is my gun.
The second's for show and the first is for fun."

Marching cadences in the State Department were a bit different.

Submariner said...

"NO ONE expects the Spanish Intermission..."


Cut! Cut!

Anonymous said...

Suzies with Uzis.

Passionate Conservative said...

The drill sergeant screamed "Snap tight!" and all the girls' mouths popped open.

Heh...the "word verification" is "mutings"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

These days, this could be pretty much any ghetto highschool band in Chicago, DC or LA.

-OR-

Thawtbubble of closed-mouth one - "Da girl hit dat sour note one mo time and I'm gonna pop her!"

-OR-

Where will you be when your PMS kicks in?

-OR-

While marching pass the reviewing stand, only some of the newly formed, out of step Mogadishu Fellatrix Squad remembered to salute the mayor.

Jack Reacher said...

How to speak Cook County: Neighborhood Watch.

Jack Reacher said...

"We didn't get a harrumph from that guy!"

Jack Reacher said...

Citgo's new marketing campaign didn't exactly send the right message.

Jack Reacher said...

For'd, march
Present O Face

Steve O said...

I didn't get a Harrumph! out of that one!

Steve O said...

Arizona adds a little flair to their executions.

blue said...

..anybody know the words to A Bridge Over Troubled Waters??

dadoctah said...

With the resurgence of the right wing, the whole tone of "Glee" changed dramatically.

Spin said...

Chalk faced whores need not apply.

Kaptain Krude said...

"OH, SNAP!"

Rodney Dill said...

...this one time at band camp...

Rodney Dill said...

Kobe... they're open.

curly said...

♪ Just a floozy with an Uzi
Just a girlie with a gun
When I could have been a model
And I should have been a nun. ... ♫

dub said...

There are a lot of empty kitchens somewhere.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Man, Southwest Airlines is getting really strict with their flight attendants....