1. Bill Clinton finally got the Gaddafi-like bodyguard squad of his dreams.
2. "Our pants pulled up, our bras pulled tight, Our boobs are swingin' from left to right."
3. Now, that's what I call feminine protection.
4. "Angels, I need you to go undercover and assassinate that Marxist bastard in Venezuela..." RIP, Charlie.
5. Dub's bodyguards had only one rule, "Shoot the fat chicks."
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So this is the new Robert Palmer video we've been hearing so much about.
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Understanding previous victory celebrations, and in honor of a first round win, Detroit outfits a crack police squad in Red Wings colors...
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The drill sergeant screamed "Snap tight!" and all the girls' mouths popped open.
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Chalk faced whores need not apply.
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Man, Southwest Airlines is getting really strict with their flight attendants....