1. Bill Clinton finally got the Gaddafi-like bodyguard squad of his dreams.
2. "Our pants pulled up, our bras pulled tight, Our boobs are swingin' from left to right."
3. Now, that's what I call feminine protection.
4. "Angels, I need you to go undercover and assassinate that Marxist bastard in Venezuela..." RIP, Charlie.
5. Dub's bodyguards had only one rule, "Shoot the fat chicks."
Best of dadoctah
So this is the new Robert Palmer video we've been hearing so much about.
Best of jeff
Jacob Zuma's wives participate in ritual pre-husband slaying sing-along.
Best of Submariner
Understanding previous victory celebrations, and in honor of a first round win, Detroit outfits a crack police squad in Red Wings colors...
Best of Passionate Conservative
The drill sergeant screamed "Snap tight!" and all the girls' mouths popped open.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
While marching pass the reviewing stand, only some of the newly formed, out of step Mogadishu Fellatrix Squad remembered to salute the mayor.
Best of Jack Reacher
Citgo's new marketing campaign didn't exactly send the right message.
Best of Steve O
Arizona adds a little flair to their executions.
Threadwinner: dadoctah
With the resurgence of the right wing, the whole tone of "Glee" changed dramatically.
Best of Spin
Chalk faced whores need not apply.
Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Man, Southwest Airlines is getting really strict with their flight attendants....
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So this is the new Robert Palmer video we've been hearing so much about.
Marge and Jean were so embarrassed - they'd forgotten the words to the National Anthem.
Jacob Zuma's wives participate in ritual pre-husband slaying sing-along.
Apparently Mr Clinton has new body guards.
doh...and then I read V teh K's first post. damn.
Apparently Mrs. Clinton has new body guards.
The ACORN drill team holds its first public show...
Understanding previous victory celebrations, and in honor of a first round win, Detroit outfits a crack police squad in Red Wings colors...
Hope for change.
Hope for change.
Hope for...
♪ Springtime, for Hitler, and Germany...♪
"This is my finger and this is my gun.
The second's for show and the first is for fun."
Marching cadences in the State Department were a bit different.
"NO ONE expects the Spanish Intermission..."
Cut! Cut!
Suzies with Uzis.
The drill sergeant screamed "Snap tight!" and all the girls' mouths popped open.
Heh...the "word verification" is "mutings"
These days, this could be pretty much any ghetto highschool band in Chicago, DC or LA.
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Thawtbubble of closed-mouth one - "Da girl hit dat sour note one mo time and I'm gonna pop her!"
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Where will you be when your PMS kicks in?
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While marching pass the reviewing stand, only some of the newly formed, out of step Mogadishu Fellatrix Squad remembered to salute the mayor.
How to speak Cook County: Neighborhood Watch.
"We didn't get a harrumph from that guy!"
Citgo's new marketing campaign didn't exactly send the right message.
For'd, march
Present O Face
I didn't get a Harrumph! out of that one!
Arizona adds a little flair to their executions.
..anybody know the words to A Bridge Over Troubled Waters??
With the resurgence of the right wing, the whole tone of "Glee" changed dramatically.
Chalk faced whores need not apply.
"OH, SNAP!"
...this one time at band camp...
Kobe... they're open.
♪ Just a floozy with an Uzi
Just a girlie with a gun
When I could have been a model
And I should have been a nun. ... ♫
There are a lot of empty kitchens somewhere.
Man, Southwest Airlines is getting really strict with their flight attendants....
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