1. "Hey, baby. Wanna sleep with the fishes?"
2. Hoping to avoid Carrie Prejean's fate, Miss Florida makes sure her photo shoots are faintly suggestive of lesbianism.
3. Spongebob is doing pretty well for himself these days.
4. "Oh, crap... I'm stuck in a stupid SyFy channel mutant sea-creature movie. I might as well be dead."
5. It finally happened... dub's aversion to arm-flab has opened a tear in the space-time continuum. (Upper right).
Best of Submariner
You might want to run, babe. The smell that attracted me also has Rosie O coming at a trot...
Best of Submariner
No, I won't go out with you - you're the incredible Mr. LIMPit...
Best of jj
How to confuse a blind man.
Best of Silhouette
Abe Vigoda, surprising fans who thought he was dead, MC's the local beauty pagent.
Best of Double the U
Show me three things that can be found on the end of a good pick up line.
Best of Spin
Thinking it may be a good pick-up line Admiral Ackbar shows Debi his Star Wars memorabilia.
Best of Dactyl
They put this sash on me so I could remember where Florida is. Tee hee.
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Most suggestive Disney lyric ever: "Darling, it's better down where it's wetter; take it from me."
Best of Rodney Dill
All your bass are belong to us.
Best of Steve O
"...You wanna hear my Spongebob intro impression??? Do you like fish sticks? You should eat me." -- Carl tries all the pickup lines he knows, but chances are he'll just spoo in the lake as usual.
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You might want to run, babe. The smell that attracted me also has Rosie O coming at a trot...
You gave me crabs.
Wonder which one would bite first if you dangled your worm?
No, I won't go out with you - you're the incredible Mr. LIMPit...
"Hmmm... wonder if he's spongeworthy?"
"No really, I'm a Grouper, not a Groupie... common mistake, happens all the time."
"Hey Babe... Wanna go to Nineveh wid me?"
"How 'bout a fling for the Halibut."
"Not tonight... I have a Haddock."
I cod use a blow,fish.
You always knew when it was Sweeps Week on Animal Planet.
Vinney
How to confuse a blind man.
See, there is an upside to Global Warming after all...
Ang Lee remakes "The Incredible Mr. Limpet".
Looks like something out of a Douglas Adams novel.
wv: legmop I rest my case
Sure, it's all fun and games until someone gets eaten by the giant fish.
Abe Vigoda, surprising fans who thought he was dead, MC's the local beauty pagent.
Show me three things that can be found on the end of a good pick up line.
Divine Miss M takes a break from the pageant and chats with Carpe...
Thinking it may be a good pick-up line Admiral Ackbar shows Debi his Star Wars memorabilia.
VW- forindi(di) the Admiral's wish
They put this sash on me so I could remember where Florida is. Tee hee.
Does Army of Mom have that diving bell?
Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.
Most suggestive Disney lyric ever: "Darling, it's better down where it's wetter; take it from me."
Groupie, meet grouper.
wv: pyrinimo. What people yell when they jump out of a firetruck.
"He said, 'You have a nice bass,' and then I hit him."
All your bass are belong to us.
Your Plaice or mine
"...well its round and hard and full of seamen."
"...You wanna hear my Spongebob intro impression??? Do you like fish sticks? You should eat me."
-- Carl tries all the pickup lines he knows, but chances are he'll just spoo in the lake as usual.
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