Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Gimme that Fish

Brender

1. "Hey, baby. Wanna sleep with the fishes?"

2. Hoping to avoid Carrie Prejean's fate, Miss Florida makes sure her photo shoots are faintly suggestive of lesbianism.

3. Spongebob is doing pretty well for himself these days.

4. "Oh, crap... I'm stuck in a stupid SyFy channel mutant sea-creature movie. I might as well be dead."

5. It finally happened... dub's aversion to arm-flab has opened a tear in the space-time continuum. (Upper right).

Best of Submariner
You might want to run, babe. The smell that attracted me also has Rosie O coming at a trot...

Best of Submariner
No, I won't go out with you - you're the incredible Mr. LIMPit...

Best of jj
How to confuse a blind man.

Best of Silhouette
Abe Vigoda, surprising fans who thought he was dead, MC's the local beauty pagent.

Best of Double the U
Show me three things that can be found on the end of a good pick up line.

Best of Spin
Thinking it may be a good pick-up line Admiral Ackbar shows Debi his Star Wars memorabilia.


Best of Dactyl
They put this sash on me so I could remember where Florida is. Tee hee.

Threadwinner: dadoctah
Most suggestive Disney lyric ever: "Darling, it's better down where it's wetter; take it from me."

Best of Rodney Dill
All your bass are belong to us.

Best of Steve O
"...You wanna hear my Spongebob intro impression??? Do you like fish sticks? You should eat me." -- Carl tries all the pickup lines he knows, but chances are he'll just spoo in the lake as usual.

30 comments:

Submariner said...

You might want to run, babe. The smell that attracted me also has Rosie O coming at a trot...

Submariner said...

You gave me crabs.

Submariner said...

Wonder which one would bite first if you dangled your worm?

Submariner said...

No, I won't go out with you - you're the incredible Mr. LIMPit...

Rodney Dill said...

"Hmmm... wonder if he's spongeworthy?"

Rodney Dill said...

"No really, I'm a Grouper, not a Groupie... common mistake, happens all the time."

Rodney Dill said...

"Hey Babe... Wanna go to Nineveh wid me?"

Rodney Dill said...

"How 'bout a fling for the Halibut."
"Not tonight... I have a Haddock."

Rodney Dill said...

I cod use a blow,fish.

Anonymous said...

You always knew when it was Sweeps Week on Animal Planet.

Vinney

jj said...

How to confuse a blind man.

GregMan said...

See, there is an upside to Global Warming after all...

GregMan said...

Ang Lee remakes "The Incredible Mr. Limpet".

mpur said...

Looks like something out of a Douglas Adams novel.



wv: legmop I rest my case

GregMan said...

Sure, it's all fun and games until someone gets eaten by the giant fish.

Silhouette said...

Abe Vigoda, surprising fans who thought he was dead, MC's the local beauty pagent.

Double the U said...

Show me three things that can be found on the end of a good pick up line.

Submariner said...

Divine Miss M takes a break from the pageant and chats with Carpe...

Spin said...

Thinking it may be a good pick-up line Admiral Ackbar shows Debi his Star Wars memorabilia.


VW- forindi(di) the Admiral's wish

Dactyl said...

They put this sash on me so I could remember where Florida is. Tee hee.

Dactyl said...

Does Army of Mom have that diving bell?

molson said...

Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

dadoctah said...

Most suggestive Disney lyric ever: "Darling, it's better down where it's wetter; take it from me."

dadoctah said...

Groupie, meet grouper.

wv: pyrinimo. What people yell when they jump out of a firetruck.

Rodney Dill said...

"He said, 'You have a nice bass,' and then I hit him."

Rodney Dill said...

All your bass are belong to us.

Rodney Dill said...

Your Plaice or mine

Rodney Dill said...

"...well its round and hard and full of seamen."

Steve O said...

"...You wanna hear my Spongebob intro impression??? Do you like fish sticks? You should eat me."

-- Carl tries all the pickup lines he knows, but chances are he'll just spoo in the lake as usual.

Son Of The Godfather said...

Depth Star