Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Gentlemen's Club Day Care



1. Take Your Child to Work Day goes horribly awry.

2. "If only those children were on fire, this would be perfect," mused an intoxicated Janet Reno.

3. Episcopal Church potlucks ain't what they used to be.

4. Day Care at Hillary's State Department.

5. "She's making a T. T is for Titties!" It's never too early to start learning.

Best of Rodney Dill
I didn't know that Octomom had taken up pole dancing.

Best of Submariner
While Tiffany danced the pole, Jessica pooped out another on the stage.

Best of Wesley M.
After moving to San Francisco from Topeka, new mother Pamela discovers Head Start isn't quite what she expected...

Best of mpur
Thing 1 and Thing 2 enjoy some well deserved down time.
Not pictured: Cat in the Hat with Ho in the Lap.

Best of curly
Vowing that he will never again visit a lesbian bondage-themed nightclub, embattled Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele opts for tamer ‘family friendly’ girly venues.

Best of GregMan
Field trips in President Soetero's Pre-K Sex Ed classes were about what you would expect.

Best of Mr. Hankey
Abandoned Russian orphans hit the streets in order to survive.

Best of Double the U
The diaper dances are available in the formula room.

Best of Steve O
Lucky bastards. I wasn't even allowed IN strip joints until I was four.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Applications for Erlene's Pole Dance classes soared when her How Babysitters Can Triple Their Tips! ad began running in local high school papers.

26 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

I didn't know that Octomom had taken up pole dancing.

Anonymous said...

Bring your Daughter to Work Day at Scores was a resounding success! The children had an appreciation for what mommy really does at work and why she is so tired when she gets home at 2 in the morning.

Vinney

Submariner said...

While Tiffany danced the pole, Jessica pooped out another on the stage.

Wesley M. said...

After moving to San Francisco from Topeka, new mother Pamela discovers Head Start isn't quite what she expected...

Submariner said...

Gary Glitter was ticked off when he saw the pictures; "Why wasn't I invited when they had those 4 hot dancers?"

Anonymous said...

Next on Sesame Street, the Tittie Monster.

Teeeeee is for titties, that's good enough for meeeeee

Titties titties titties start with teeeeee

mpur said...

The interpretive dance "Where Babies Come From" was a surprising success.

mpur said...

Thing 1 and Thing 2 enjoy some well deserved down time.

Not pictured: Cat in the Hat with Ho in the Lap.

Army of Dad said...

Tryouts at Cougars Gentleman's Club sometimes have extra guys in the audience.

Army of Dad said...

I see you babies, shaking that ass, shaking that ass.

curly said...

Vowing that he will never again visit a lesbian bondage-themed nightclub, embattled Republican Party Chairman Michael Steele opts for tamer ‘family friendly’ girly venues.

GregMan said...

"You kids get off my stage!" yelled Edna, sitting in the audience.

GregMan said...

Field trips in President Soetero's Pre-K Sex Ed classes were about what you would expect.

GregMan said...

"Wow, they're hot!" yelled the Safe School Czar, and he was not, of course, talking about the two strippers.

GregMan said...

"Wow, they're hot!" said the Safe Schools Czar, who was not, of course, referring to the two strippers.

Mr. Hankey said...

Abandoned Russian orphans hit the streets in order to survive.

blue said...

"....do these kids make my butt look fat?"

curly said...

Club NAMBLA appeals to those with eclectic tastes.

Double the U said...

The diaper dances are available in the formula room.

Steve O said...

Lucky bastards. I wasn't even allowed IN strip joints until I was four.

Steve O said...

Putting the eTrade money to good use.

Steve O said...

An eTrade commercial being filmed Viking style.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Applications for Erlene's Pole Dance classes soared when her How Babysitters Can Triple Their Tips! ad began running in local high school papers.

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To reverse declining membership at Homemakers Of America, the group initiated an outreach program targeting single working moms.

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Nobody saw a problem placing tots under a spiked heels-wearing 150-lb post-preggers female on a slippery pole until...

Submariner said...

The dancers at the Pink Pussycat were OK, but they followed the standard formula...

Submariner said...

Nobody puts babies in the corner.

Submariner said...

"Dancing Baby" redux.