Sunday, April 11, 2010

Free For All



Best of Kaptain Krude
"Feed me, if you dare!"

Best of David
"Kill da WABbit! Kill da WABbit! Kill da WAAAABbit!"

Best of Wesley M.
Though seriously distracted by the federally mandated interpreter for the deaf signing at his side even though his school had no deaf students, Timmy still gave that audition for "Miss Saigon" his all...

Best of Submariner
"WHAT!?! How you be my father, Darth?"
Seattle Post-Intelligencer Reviews: To put it mildly, the Puyallup Players rendition of "The Empire Strikes Back" left much to be desired...

Best of dadoctah
"Praise the Lord! The power of prayer has cured me of compulsive masturbating! Well, that and a couple of nasty flesh wounds."

Threadwinner: Spin
Young lady,please stop that, you'll never be a proper teapot.

Best of metalgarth
"The hills are alive, with the sound of..." Dagnabit, Peg, that boy ain't right.

Best of GregMan
Todd's love of Broadway musicals was only strengthened after the infamous band saw incident.

Best of Mr. Hankey
White Stripes - The Early Years

23 comments:

Kaptain Krude said...

"Feed me, if you dare!"

Kaptain Krude said...

How Nature says "Loser!"

David said...

"Kill da WABbit! Kill da WABbit! Kill da WAAAABbit!"

David said...

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Oh...except for her. Just pretend she's not here. You talkin' to me?"

David said...

Oh, I hate being disappointed, Smee. And I hate living in this flawed body. And I hate living in Neverland. And I hate... I hate... I *hate* Peter Pan!

blue said...

Jimbo and his signer audition for the lead in Hook:The Musical

Wesley M. said...

Though seriously distracted by the federally mandated interpreter for the deaf signing at his side even though his school had no deaf students, Timmy still gave that audition for "Miss Saigon" his all...

Submariner said...

"WHAT!?! How you be my father, Darth?"

Seattle Post-Intelligencer Reviews: To put it mildly, the Puyallup Players rendition of "The Empire Strikes Back" left much to be desired...

Submariner said...

O-O-O-OK - lahoma where the wind comes sweeping down the plains...

Submariner said...

ANYBODY.SEEN.MY.SQUIRREL?

Submariner said...

SOAP poisoning?
Oh, no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!

mpur said...

Oh, God, not a remake of The Bodyguard.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Ripley's Believe It or Not - Like a high pitched echo, tenor Ditmyer nailed that high note and then swung his arm around, catching the signer in her temple whereupon she hit the exact same note!

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Want evidence of a link between obesity and high fructose corn syrup? Just look at those corn-fed kids.

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Despite the nasty rumors, Cap'n Hook was not all thumbs.

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In one of Life's little ironies, handicapped Andy plays the lead in Paul Revere's ride and loves shouting "two arms, two arms!"

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After a tragic accident, Timmy would visit local schools lecturing on the hazards of catfish noodling. Ironically, he himself began hooking really big ones.

dadoctah said...

"Praise the Lord! The power of prayer has cured me of compulsive masturbating! Well, that and a couple of nasty flesh wounds."

Submariner said...

♪ The sun'll come out, tomorrow.
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow...♪

Spin said...

Young lady,please stop that, you'll never be a proper teapot.

metalgarth said...

"The hills are alive, with the sound of..." Dagnabit, Peg, that boy ain't right.

Buzz "Spanky" Bannister said...

Theeeee Hillsssss Are Aliveeeee With the Sound of Muuuuusic!

GregMan said...

Todd's love of Broadway musicals was only strengthened after the infamous band saw incident.

Mr. Hankey said...

White Stripes - The Early Years

Mr. Hankey said...

Scenes from the auditions for the next Supreme Court Justice. Handicaps are popular this year.

Submariner said...

♪ Oh sweet mystery of life, at last I've found you...♪

Targetpractice said...

"I am the very model of a modern Major-General..."