Friday, April 30, 2010

Eye to Eye

Brender

1. Vern Troyer meets the Safe Schools Czar.

2. "Suddenly, I'm craving a tuna fish sandwich."

3. "Oh, crap, it's the Arizona Police. Where can I hide? Where can I hide? What around here could possibly be large enough and well-used enough for me to hide my entire midget body in?"

4. The Republican Party recruits Wee Man.

5. "Colombia!" "Correct!" And with that answer, Wee Man completely shutout Wolf Blitzer on Celebrity Identify the National Flags Strippers Shorts Resemble.

Best of metalgarth
Yoda was a little different in Samuel L. Broncowitz's "Teenaged Jedi Knights In Trouble"

Best of dub
Carl the Tranny was nuts over Verne Troyer.

Best of Passionate Conservative
Eminem: The Early Years. You know, when he could still get laid.

Best of Double the U
"Red Dwarf" the most vile porn parody ever produced.

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Must. Not. Make. Eye. Contact. With. It....

Best of blue
I go up on broads.

Best of curly
“Something smells fishy here” became the catchphrase from the new hit show “Dick Small, the Small Private Dick”.

Best of curly
“Cut! Get a painter out here pronto who knows how to spell BUCKAKE, dammit!”

Best of curly
What is it you cuhnt face?

Best of GregMan
I understand the midget. I understand the babe. But why is Nikolai Bukharin's name on the wall?

Best of stan porq
Mini Vin Diesel's version of Triple X.

31 comments:

metalgarth said...

Yoda was a little different in Samuel L. Broncowitz's "Teenaged Jedi Knights In Trouble"

vw: "methr"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Y'all thought Office Crotch Inspector was just a funny t-shirt saying, didn't ya? Well, it ain't all summer breezes and strawberries, I'll tell you what!

-OR-

I loves to go swimming with bowlegg'd women, and swim between their legs, HEY! swim between their legs, HEY! swim between their legs, HEY!

dadoctah said...

You must be this tall to ride Denise.

dub said...

Carl the Tranny was nuts over Verne Troyer.

Festivus said...

Man, I can't believe you just blew cooter wind in my face. Wanna dance?

Passionate Conservative said...

Eminem: The Early Years. You know, when he could still get laid.

Anonymous said...

The girls didn't know how to take it when Keith the Midget told them their hair smelled great.

Vinney

Double the U said...

"Red Dwarf" the most vile porn parody ever produced.

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Must. Not. Make. Eye. Contact. With. It....

Submariner said...

My eyes are up here, buddy.
Noooo, FURTHER up...

Submariner said...

What a surprise, AoM has this misfit.

blue said...

I go up on broads.

Eric said...

The last Conservative party candidate stands with all his might against Liberal politics and finally understands his fate without John Galt.

Kaptain Krude said...

"I'm the only one who's able to notice that this sign mis-spells 'bukkaki'."

Submariner said...

"I notice you ain't packin. That ain't smart in these parts."

Submariner said...

"Briefs, dumbass."

mpur said...

ORA: "Sh*t house door on a tuna boat, right?"

curly said...

“Something smells fishy here” became the money line from the new hit show “Dick Small, the Small Private Dick”.

curly said...

“The Vagina Monologues” meets “The Midget Whisperer”.

curly said...

“Cut! Get a painter out here pronto who knows how to spell BUCKAKE, dammit!”

curly said...

What is it you cắῧnt face?

Kaptain Krude said...

"Sure, if you can find my lap, you can dance for me."

wv - piercin - You could probably be able to tell whether she has any or not.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Seems I can't type and chew gum at the same time.

EDITED Version:
Y'all thought Official Crotch Inspector was just a funny t-shirt saying, didn't ya? Well, it ain't all summer breezes and strawberries, I'll tell you what!

molson said...

I tawt I taw a puddy twat!

I did, I did taw a puddy twat!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Heard At Mo's Carnival
1) Jeez Louise, Elf Bowling is not politically incorrect or demeaning. Now, dwarf tossing is entirely different.
2) I see what you mean, Mabel. In this light, you don't look anywhere near 47.
3) Yep, 12-inches... I guess it is kinda like a 3rd leg.

GregMan said...

The National Enquirer finally releases picture from Barry Obama's affair with Vera Baker.

GregMan said...

It got even funnier when he got his tongue caught in her fishnets.

GregMan said...

I understand the midget. I understand the babe. But why is Nikolai Bukharin's name on the wall?

Submariner said...

Carpe Phlogiston said...
EDITED Version:


Actually Carpe, I liked the Office version better and have been dreaming of getting assigned that collateral duty at work since I saw your original post...

stan porq said...

Mini Vin Diesel's version of Triple X.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

You'd have to be very selective, sub. What with politically correct diversity and widespread obesity, nowadays most HR Depts. deserve honorary membership in PETA and the Dairy Cattle Association.

Bird's Eye View (if you're a flightless kiwi)

-OR-

Theater in the Round presents x-rated Wizard of Oz. Scene #4: Munchkin mayor exclaims, "This is a day of independence for all the Munchkins and their descendants!" and kisses Dorothy on her, uh, lips.


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