Saturday, April 17, 2010

Classic Witch


1. Pelosi and Hillary, shown here at a 1962 meeting of the Berkeley chapter of 'Satan's Whores.'

2. "Could you turn down the air conditioning a little? It's cold as one of our teats in here."

3. "A is for Antagonist. Endora is Darren's antagonist." Early 1960's attempts to combine pop culture and education had mixed results. Some kids learned to read, while others became hardcore Wiccans."

4. Durwood bringing home the 'Home Depot' account was the beginning of that company's long, dark slide into pure evil.

5. "Do these ladders make our butts look big?"

Best of Passionate Conservative
Look! I shat a ladder!

Best of Jay Guevara
"I can see Russia from up here!"

Best of curly
“The lumpen proletariat look like ants from up here!”…”Those aren’t members of the working class that will never achieve class consciousness and are therefore worthless in the context of the Obama/Pelosi/Reed revolutionary struggle. They’re ants, you witch.”

Best of Jack Reacher
When the mechanic said "Let's get you up on a lift and take a look at that rear end," he didn't know they'd take him quite so literally.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Despite an angry chorus of toads croaking outside the BEWITCHED Home Improvements' showroom, the Better Business Bureau has received no complaints over their claim to be able to fingerpaint entire rooms in under 30-seconds.

Best of Festivus
Charles Nelson Riley's worst nightmare.

Best of Adriane
... members of the Church of Ladder Day Saints, I take it ...

Best of GregMan
Luckily, Samantha and Endora had a backup plan after their flight to Paris was grounded by the volcano.

Threadwinner: James McEnanly
In 1967,Thorton Wilder wrote an episode of Bewitched, while filmed, was never aired

Best of Rodney Dill
"C'mon, York or Sargent, quit Dickin' around."

23 comments:

Passionate Conservative said...

Look! I shat a ladder!

Jay Guevara said...

"I can see Russia from up here!"

curly said...

If two witches were watching two walruses, which witch would watch Rosie O’Donnell?

curly said...

“Mother, don’t you think you’ve hexed America with Barack Hussein Obama long enough?”

curly said...

“The lumpen proletariat look like ants from up here!”…”Those aren’t members of the working class that will never achieve class consciousness and are therefore worthless in the context of the Obama/Pelosi/Reed revolutionary struggle. They’re ants, you witch.”

Jack Reacher said...

"Yes, my broom is in the shop, as a matter of fact."

Jack Reacher said...

When the mechanic said "Let's get you up on a lift and take a look at that rear end," he didn't know they'd take him quite so literally.

Anonymous said...

"Question in the back? Yes, when Samantha was born she was nursed on Witch's Brew...It was a TV show dickweed."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Question in the back? No. It was Dick Sargeant who played Daren and was not a gay porno flick."

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Canada's Prime Minister Harper observed, "The level of fingerpointing is apparently on the rise." Al Gore claimed he invented fingerpointing.
Bush smugly admitted he can't even say gerfinpoint, but credits the Patriot Act for exposing the ringleader.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Despite an angry chorus of toads croaking outside the BEWITCHED Home Improvements' showroom, the Better Business Bureau has received no complaints over their claim to be able to fingerpaint entire rooms in under 30-seconds.

-OR-

Samantha's paid endorsement of Ron Popeil's Pocket Flying Ladders sold a record number on the Shopping Channel. A recall for lack of seatbelts was initiated but ended quickly when OSHA turned into a barrelful of monkeys.

Festivus said...

Charles Nelson Riley's worst nightmare.

Adriane said...

... members of the Church of Ladder Day Saints, I take it ...

Julie the Jarhead said...

My Mother's Jewish Lesbian Wiccan Wedding.

You have to let me post this link: http://www.playbill.com/news/article/134797-Lesbian-Jewish-Wiccan-Wedding-Extended-Again-in-Toronto

vw: excellic -- coincidence?

Submariner said...

Stairway to Heaven. And a little further on? Highway to Hell.

mega said...

FINALLY, after twenty years, the Darth Vader latex chick was reunited with her twin sister.

GregMan said...

Luckily, Samantha and Endora had a backup plan after their flight to Paris was grounded by the volcano.

GregMan said...

Samantha wiggles her nose, and Endora wigglers her... oh never mind, you don't want to know.

James McEnanly said...

In 1967,Thorton Wilder wrote an episode of Bewitched, while filmed, was never aired

Rodney Dill said...

"C'mon, York or Sargent, quit Dickin' around."

dadoctah said...

I have to say, the hookers in this town are certainly...er...different.

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

Founding members:
Livonia Volunteer Hooker and Ladder Company #13.


v word - quished - What real never get...