1. "Wait! Anna Nicole-Simpson gets to go to the beach and we have to service some jackass suicide bomber with 70 other virgins? This afterlife sucks."
2. "I don't know, Fatima. I think Neil Patrick Harris looks quite fetching."
3. "Yeah, right, just try getting a suicide belt past the Zionist Border Guards in that ensemble."
4. "Oh, Fatima! This is the bestest lesbian resort ever!"
5. "Remind me again why in the name of Allah we came to Vegas."
Best of Adriane
Wearing white before Memorial Day!!! Can you imagine?
Best of Submariner
ORA: I wonder if they'll try to post a YouTube video saying they were only trying to help her after she fell on the steps?
Best of curly
"Did you here a whistling sound?"
Best of dadoctah
And now the updated version of "Harper Valley PTA".
Look, Fatima, another earthquake whore!
Best of Spin
There may be something to Boobquake 'cause jelly doesn't shake like that.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'd give my gold Rolex to flash my thighs in public like that.
Not me! My thighs have enough cottage cheese to make a goat milk salesman drool with envy.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Saudi version of "What Not To Wear" only lasted until the first beheading.
Best of dub
You know Fatima, the other day I was *KABOOOOOOOM*
Best of curly
ATFSBEVE (And Then Fatima’s Suicide Bomber Exploding Vest Exploded)