Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Check Out the Hottie

Brender

1. "Wait! Anna Nicole-Simpson gets to go to the beach and we have to service some jackass suicide bomber with 70 other virgins? This afterlife sucks."

2. "I don't know, Fatima. I think Neil Patrick Harris looks quite fetching."

3. "Yeah, right, just try getting a suicide belt past the Zionist Border Guards in that ensemble."

4. "Oh, Fatima! This is the bestest lesbian resort ever!"

5. "Remind me again why in the name of Allah we came to Vegas."


Best of Adriane
Wearing white before Memorial Day!!! Can you imagine?

Best of Submariner
ORA: I wonder if they'll try to post a YouTube video saying they were only trying to help her after she fell on the steps?

Best of curly
"Did you here a whistling sound?"

Best of dadoctah
And now the updated version of "Harper Valley PTA".

Threadwinner: mpur
Look, Fatima, another earthquake whore!

Best of Spin
There may be something to Boobquake 'cause jelly doesn't shake like that.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'd give my gold Rolex to flash my thighs in public like that.
Not me! My thighs have enough cottage cheese to make a goat milk salesman drool with envy.

Best of Rodney Dill
The Saudi version of "What Not To Wear" only lasted until the first beheading.

Best of dub
You know Fatima, the other day I was *KABOOOOOOOM*

Best of curly
ATFSBEVE (And Then Fatima’s Suicide Bomber Exploding Vest Exploded)

29 comments:

Adriane said...

Wearing white before Memorial Day!!! Can you imagine?

blue said...

Fatima, why don't they call us sluts when we don't wear underpants?

censors hip said...

a Fatwa on Britney - for she has a tattoo of Mohammad on her butt!

Chronos the Wonder Pig said...

why does this burka make my butt look fat while that underwear makes hers looks small???

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "Yeah, I'd risk an honor killing to hit that..."

Submariner said...

I guess we know which ride our husband is going to try to take...

Submariner said...

ORA?

I wonder if they'll try to post a YouTube video saying they were only trying to help her after she fell on the steps?

Submariner said...

Can you imagine getting paid for sex instead of being beaten?

Submariner said...

Hmmph! AoM looks better in that outfit, AND she had it first.

curly said...

"Did you here a whistling sound?"

dadoctah said...

And now the updated version of "Harper Valley PTA".

dadoctah said...

Mormons: they come in all varieties.

mpur said...

Look, Fatima, another earthquake whore!

Spin said...

There may be something to Boobquake 'cause jelly doesn't shake like that.


vw-prized STG

dub said...

Fatima, where you think she hide explosives?

dub said...

Fatima, I hear American women have TWO hiding places for explosives.

Kaptain Krude said...

"What does she have that we don't have?"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

whispered conspiratorially: I have that same outfit in my closet... hidden under a pile of old turbans along with an awesome rechargeable Jimmyjane my husband's exiled brother sent me from the US. Once a year I take them out and fantasize I'm a harlot. It's very cathartic, you know.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't pay her any attention, Ethel. We're hotter than she is! Admittedly it's because black absorbs so much damn sunlight, but we are hot!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

I'd give my gold Rolex to flash my thighs in public like that.
Not me! My thighs have enough cottage cheese to make a goat milk salesman drool with envy.

WordVerify: excityp = nervous bladder + pounding on the stall door by others in line

Double the U said...

So that's how you walk like an Egyptian.

Rodney Dill said...

"...at least the sheep will sleep safe tonight."

Rodney Dill said...

The Saudi version of "What Not To Wear" only lasted until the first beheading.

Rodney Dill said...

"Nice fashion... nothing to lose your head over."

curly said...

“Oh Fatima! I’m so glad that we immigrated here, bringing our misogynistic 14th century cultural mores with us, so that we could go to the beach and condemn the whorish and decadent nature of the western sluts!”

curly said...

“How’d you like to perform a clitoridectomy on that?”

dub said...

You know Fatima, the other day I was *KABOOOOOOOM*

curly said...

ATFSBEVE (And Then Fatima’s Suicide Bomber Exploding Vest Exploded)

dadoctah said...

The only thing this SNL sketch is missing now is Betty White.