1. "Wait! Anna Nicole-Simpson gets to go to the beach and we have to service some jackass suicide bomber with 70 other virgins? This afterlife sucks."
2. "I don't know, Fatima. I think Neil Patrick Harris looks quite fetching."
3. "Yeah, right, just try getting a suicide belt past the Zionist Border Guards in that ensemble."
4. "Oh, Fatima! This is the bestest lesbian resort ever!"
5. "Remind me again why in the name of Allah we came to Vegas."
Best of Adriane
Wearing white before Memorial Day!!! Can you imagine?
Best of Submariner
ORA: I wonder if they'll try to post a YouTube video saying they were only trying to help her after she fell on the steps?
Best of curly
"Did you here a whistling sound?"
Best of dadoctah
And now the updated version of "Harper Valley PTA".
Threadwinner: mpur
Look, Fatima, another earthquake whore!
Best of Spin
There may be something to Boobquake 'cause jelly doesn't shake like that.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
I'd give my gold Rolex to flash my thighs in public like that.
Not me! My thighs have enough cottage cheese to make a goat milk salesman drool with envy.
Best of Rodney Dill
The Saudi version of "What Not To Wear" only lasted until the first beheading.
Best of dub
You know Fatima, the other day I was *KABOOOOOOOM*
Best of curly
ATFSBEVE (And Then Fatima’s Suicide Bomber Exploding Vest Exploded)
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Wearing white before Memorial Day!!! Can you imagine?
Fatima, why don't they call us sluts when we don't wear underpants?
a Fatwa on Britney - for she has a tattoo of Mohammad on her butt!
why does this burka make my butt look fat while that underwear makes hers looks small???
Thawt bubble; "Yeah, I'd risk an honor killing to hit that..."
I guess we know which ride our husband is going to try to take...
ORA?
I wonder if they'll try to post a YouTube video saying they were only trying to help her after she fell on the steps?
Can you imagine getting paid for sex instead of being beaten?
Hmmph! AoM looks better in that outfit, AND she had it first.
"Did you here a whistling sound?"
And now the updated version of "Harper Valley PTA".
Mormons: they come in all varieties.
Look, Fatima, another earthquake whore!
There may be something to Boobquake 'cause jelly doesn't shake like that.
vw-prized STG
Fatima, where you think she hide explosives?
Fatima, I hear American women have TWO hiding places for explosives.
"What does she have that we don't have?"
whispered conspiratorially: I have that same outfit in my closet... hidden under a pile of old turbans along with an awesome rechargeable Jimmyjane my husband's exiled brother sent me from the US. Once a year I take them out and fantasize I'm a harlot. It's very cathartic, you know.
Don't pay her any attention, Ethel. We're hotter than she is! Admittedly it's because black absorbs so much damn sunlight, but we are hot!
I'd give my gold Rolex to flash my thighs in public like that.
Not me! My thighs have enough cottage cheese to make a goat milk salesman drool with envy.
WordVerify: excityp = nervous bladder + pounding on the stall door by others in line
So that's how you walk like an Egyptian.
"...at least the sheep will sleep safe tonight."
The Saudi version of "What Not To Wear" only lasted until the first beheading.
"Nice fashion... nothing to lose your head over."
“Oh Fatima! I’m so glad that we immigrated here, bringing our misogynistic 14th century cultural mores with us, so that we could go to the beach and condemn the whorish and decadent nature of the western sluts!”
“How’d you like to perform a clitoridectomy on that?”
You know Fatima, the other day I was *KABOOOOOOOM*
ATFSBEVE (And Then Fatima’s Suicide Bomber Exploding Vest Exploded)
The only thing this SNL sketch is missing now is Betty White.
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