Saturday, April 24, 2010

Caturday BW



Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
ORA: "I am pleased to report that the rumors of cannibalism in the Royal Navy are almost entirely unfounded."

Best of dub
You'll never believe what I bought in Thailand for $3....

Best of Submariner
You really CAN find anything for sale in Subic Bay.

Best of Submariner
Dawn took me to Old Navy and said the price on this one was a steal!

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Halfway across the Channel, Seaman Jones realized he'd picked up the wrong dufflebag.

Best of Spin
One year old Tara was not the "apple of her father's eye". Nor the fruit of his loins.

Best of GregMan
"So, luv, I've been off to sea for fourteen months, and this is my 3-month-old son, and... hang on a sec."

Best of Rodney Dill
Anchor? I don't even know her.

25 comments:

blue said...

the caption on the picture is the winner...."After 14 months at sea on Her Majesty's frigate Whitby, seaman Anthony Bennett meets his baby for the first time."

Double the U said...

Anchor babies away!

censors hip said...

Lucy, you gots some splaining to do!!!

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

ORA: "I am pleased to report that the rumors of cannibalism in the Royal Navy are almost entirely unfounded."

dub said...

Michael Jackson enlists in the Navy.

dub said...

You'll never believe what I bought in Thailand for $3....

Submariner said...

So ORA, only a vet will understand:

Honestly honey, it WAS issued in my seabag, so they had to let me go ashore.

Submariner said...

You really CAN find anything for sale in Subic Bay.

Submariner said...

Whoa, whoa, whoa! let me get this kid out of the way, baby...

Submariner said...

Dawn took me to Old Navy and said the price on this one was a steal!

Anonymous said...

Seaman Bennett seems to think the baby needs a sibling. No time like the present, eh, wot?


stoo

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Halfway across the Channel, Seaman Jones realized he'd picked up the wrong dufflebag.

-OR-

Okay, now even I'm finding these Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 2-headed Zaphod Beeblebrox rewrites getting way too weird.

-OR-

Baby Thawtbubble- Humiliated? Why no, I don't feel humiliated. I feel like the south end of a north-facing mule!

WordVerify: perit - ebonics for a colorful jungle bird

Submariner said...

Last words before deployment; "You feed the kids, hon; I'll feed the fish."

Steve O said...

Ensign Jordan brings back a little something from his tour of Southeast Asia.

Spin said...

One year old Tara was not the "apple of her father's eye". Nor the fruit of his loins.

GregMan said...

"So, luv, I've been off to sea for fourteen months, and this is my 3-month-old son, and... hang on a sec."

GregMan said...

MUHAMMED!

GregMan said...

ORA: "It's just that I'd rather eat Hodges, sir!"

GregMan said...

V, you should have splurged the extra couple bucks and got the kid shipped Overnight, rather than by surface ship.

Rodney Dill said...

Anchor? I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

This is what happens when you don't have control of your seamen.

Rodney Dill said...

Milk-a-what?

Submariner said...

Frank had an unusual collection that occasionally caused him difficulties at customs.

molson said...

Why don't these damn things come with handles?

curly said...

A squid with a kid.