Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
ORA: "I am pleased to report that the rumors of cannibalism in the Royal Navy are almost entirely unfounded."
Best of dub
You'll never believe what I bought in Thailand for $3....
Best of Submariner
You really CAN find anything for sale in Subic Bay.
Best of Submariner
Dawn took me to Old Navy and said the price on this one was a steal!
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Halfway across the Channel, Seaman Jones realized he'd picked up the wrong dufflebag.
Best of Spin
One year old Tara was not the "apple of her father's eye". Nor the fruit of his loins.
Best of GregMan
"So, luv, I've been off to sea for fourteen months, and this is my 3-month-old son, and... hang on a sec."
Best of Rodney Dill
Anchor? I don't even know her.
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the caption on the picture is the winner...."After 14 months at sea on Her Majesty's frigate Whitby, seaman Anthony Bennett meets his baby for the first time."
Anchor babies away!
Lucy, you gots some splaining to do!!!
ORA: "I am pleased to report that the rumors of cannibalism in the Royal Navy are almost entirely unfounded."
Michael Jackson enlists in the Navy.
You'll never believe what I bought in Thailand for $3....
So ORA, only a vet will understand:
Honestly honey, it WAS issued in my seabag, so they had to let me go ashore.
You really CAN find anything for sale in Subic Bay.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! let me get this kid out of the way, baby...
Dawn took me to Old Navy and said the price on this one was a steal!
Seaman Bennett seems to think the baby needs a sibling. No time like the present, eh, wot?
stoo
Halfway across the Channel, Seaman Jones realized he'd picked up the wrong dufflebag.
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Okay, now even I'm finding these Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, 2-headed Zaphod Beeblebrox rewrites getting way too weird.
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Baby Thawtbubble- Humiliated? Why no, I don't feel humiliated. I feel like the south end of a north-facing mule!
WordVerify: perit - ebonics for a colorful jungle bird
Last words before deployment; "You feed the kids, hon; I'll feed the fish."
Ensign Jordan brings back a little something from his tour of Southeast Asia.
One year old Tara was not the "apple of her father's eye". Nor the fruit of his loins.
"So, luv, I've been off to sea for fourteen months, and this is my 3-month-old son, and... hang on a sec."
MUHAMMED!
ORA: "It's just that I'd rather eat Hodges, sir!"
V, you should have splurged the extra couple bucks and got the kid shipped Overnight, rather than by surface ship.
Anchor? I don't even know her.
This is what happens when you don't have control of your seamen.
Milk-a-what?
Frank had an unusual collection that occasionally caused him difficulties at customs.
Why don't these damn things come with handles?
A squid with a kid.
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