Wednesday, April 07, 2010

Carla's Angels

Brender
1. How many cockpits are in this picture?

2. "It was hilarious. I yelled 'Luftwaffe!' and they all simultaneously ejected."

3. "Ha ha! My country's more capitalist than yours! Neener! Neener! Neener!"

4. "What do you mean you guys won't bomb some peasants for my amusement? You'd do it for Mélissa Theuriau!"

5. "That's okay, M'Chel. You go lecture the fat schoolchildren about vegetables. I'm going to hang out with the hunky fighter jocks."

Best of Rodney Dill
Smelly Pilot Hooker

Best of blue
Smiling Carla explains why they call it a "joy stick"

Threadwinner: Carpe Phlogiston
Not saying she's obsessive compulsive, but after vacuuming, washing and waxing all the jets, she wasted several hours schooching them backward and forward until they were all lined up like Frank Burns' condiments.

Best of Submariner
I enntend to deescover whethare I can swallow upside down...

Best of mpur
Even using Carla's stunning good looks as a recruitment incentive, the French could not find a single volunteer to be a fighter pilot.

Best of Rodney Dill
TRANSAIR - flying Transsexuals, Transvestites, Transgendered individuals, and Transmission Mechanics almost anywhere for almost nothing.

Best of Dactyl
"Comment deleted" never gets any best-ofs.

Best of dadoctah
Smiling on the outside, crying on the inside, Carla still pines for "one of those invisible ones like Wonder Woman has".

Best of mega
"To the Maginot line!" Squadron 16 answered the beautiful model's call, and raced at Mach 2 to deliver the surrender papers to whomever would accept them.

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Submariner said...

Carla's new code phrase; "So there I was, pulling 7 G's when..."

Wesley M. said...

"Project Runway: The Next Generation"

Rodney Dill said...

Confucius say, "Woman who fly upside down, have crack up."

blue said...

smiling Carla explains why they call it a "joy stick"

dub said...

Carla, if you're done sitting on that "pocket missle" we're ready for the next photo.

dub said...

Eeet loooks like you Americans still suffer from premature ejectulation.

Mr. Hankey said...

Pelosi's commuter pool for small trips to the store.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Not saying she's obsessive compulsive, but after vacuuming, washing and waxing all the jets, she wasted several hours schooching them backward and forward until they were all lined up like Frank Burns' condiments.

(is that an ORA?)

Submariner said...

Do you theenk thees eez, how you say eet? "excessive" to send to search for zee Son of zee Godfathsre?

Submariner said...

Zee nice pilots have voluntare to help me join zee "Mile High Club," and zee "Two Mile High Club," and zee "Tree Mile High Club," and zee...

Submariner said...

I enntend to deescover whethare I can swallow upside down...

Jack Reacher said...

Cute, but obsolete and irrelevant. The jets, too.

Jack Reacher said...

"This one time, at flight camp..."

Rodney Dill said...

Premature Ejection

mpur said...

Even using Carla's stunning good looks as a recruitment incentive, the French could not find a single volunteer to be a fighter pilot.

Rodney Dill said...

Luftwoofa

Rodney Dill said...

TRANSAIR - flying Transsexuals, Transvestites, Transgendered individuals, and Transmission Mechanics almost anywhere for almost nothing.

Dactyl said...

"Comment deleted" never gets any best-ofs.

molson said...

Does it have an ejaculation seat? Uh. I think you meant ejection seat and yes it does.

dadoctah said...

Smiling on the outside, crying on the inside, Carla still pines for "one of those invisible ones like Wonder Woman has".

wv: mench. Contraction of "mmm, French!"

mega said...

Among the French political elite, "private jet" ain't some lame-ass Gulfstream 5 deal.

mega said...

Sadly, the French designers' insistence on hinging the cockpit shields from the rear had the predictable and comical effect once the planes really got moving.

mega said...

"To the Maginot line!" Squadron 16 answered the beautiful model's call, and raced at Mach 2 to deliver the surrender papers to whomever would accept them.