1. How many cockpits are in this picture?
2. "It was hilarious. I yelled 'Luftwaffe!' and they all simultaneously ejected."
3. "Ha ha! My country's more capitalist than yours! Neener! Neener! Neener!"
4. "What do you mean you guys won't bomb some peasants for my amusement? You'd do it for Mélissa Theuriau!"
5. "That's okay, M'Chel. You go lecture the fat schoolchildren about vegetables. I'm going to hang out with the hunky fighter jocks."
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Smiling Carla explains why they call it a "joy stick"
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Not saying she's obsessive compulsive, but after vacuuming, washing and waxing all the jets, she wasted several hours schooching them backward and forward until they were all lined up like Frank Burns' condiments.
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I enntend to deescover whethare I can swallow upside down...
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Even using Carla's stunning good looks as a recruitment incentive, the French could not find a single volunteer to be a fighter pilot.
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TRANSAIR - flying Transsexuals, Transvestites, Transgendered individuals, and Transmission Mechanics almost anywhere for almost nothing.
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Smiling on the outside, crying on the inside, Carla still pines for "one of those invisible ones like Wonder Woman has".
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"To the Maginot line!" Squadron 16 answered the beautiful model's call, and raced at Mach 2 to deliver the surrender papers to whomever would accept them.
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Carla's new code phrase; "So there I was, pulling 7 G's when..."
"Project Runway: The Next Generation"
Confucius say, "Woman who fly upside down, have crack up."
smiling Carla explains why they call it a "joy stick"
Carla, if you're done sitting on that "pocket missle" we're ready for the next photo.
Eeet loooks like you Americans still suffer from premature ejectulation.
Pelosi's commuter pool for small trips to the store.
Not saying she's obsessive compulsive, but after vacuuming, washing and waxing all the jets, she wasted several hours schooching them backward and forward until they were all lined up like Frank Burns' condiments.
(is that an ORA?)
Do you theenk thees eez, how you say eet? "excessive" to send to search for zee Son of zee Godfathsre?
Zee nice pilots have voluntare to help me join zee "Mile High Club," and zee "Two Mile High Club," and zee "Tree Mile High Club," and zee...
I enntend to deescover whethare I can swallow upside down...
Cute, but obsolete and irrelevant. The jets, too.
"This one time, at flight camp..."
Premature Ejection
Even using Carla's stunning good looks as a recruitment incentive, the French could not find a single volunteer to be a fighter pilot.
Luftwoofa
TRANSAIR - flying Transsexuals, Transvestites, Transgendered individuals, and Transmission Mechanics almost anywhere for almost nothing.
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Does it have an ejaculation seat? Uh. I think you meant ejection seat and yes it does.
Smiling on the outside, crying on the inside, Carla still pines for "one of those invisible ones like Wonder Woman has".
wv: mench. Contraction of "mmm, French!"
Among the French political elite, "private jet" ain't some lame-ass Gulfstream 5 deal.
Sadly, the French designers' insistence on hinging the cockpit shields from the rear had the predictable and comical effect once the planes really got moving.
"To the Maginot line!" Squadron 16 answered the beautiful model's call, and raced at Mach 2 to deliver the surrender papers to whomever would accept them.
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