1. As the Pres introduces the First Lady, Arnold runs off screaming "Get to duh choppah!'"
2. Marge Simpson has a half sister? Who knew?
3. "You got some schmutz on your face there, darling."
4. "No, you dah man!"
5. "Ah, my lovely beard... I mean wife! Wife!"
Best of Vinney
"Love your pancakes, baby."
Best of mpur
Having run out of available furniture, M'Chel has resorted to stealing hotel shower curtains and towels to create her wardrobe.
Best of Jay Guevara
"What am I bid for this sturdy Negress, with wide-hips perfect for child-bearing?"
Best of dadoctah
"You take the blonde; I'll take the one in the turban."
Best of Submariner
HO-LY CRAP! It's the Bride of Franken... er, ummm
Hello, M'Chel. You look wonderful tonight...
Best of molson
When did kankles start at the neck?
Best of Adriane
Honestly, Massa Barack, Sir ... I don't know nothin' bout birth no babies!
Best of Jack Reacher
"Aren't you Uncle Ben's wife?" ATDHE
Best of curly
“Speaking of undocumented workers, President Obama visited California today…”
Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, I love your pancake syrup!"
Best of dadoctah
"Say, doesn't Army of Mom have that outfit?"
Threadwinner: Uchuck the Tuchuck
BlunderTwin powers, activate! Shape of...a clean and articluate Negro! Form of...a petulant, angry Liberal!
No Wait, *This* Is Teh Threadwinner: Wesley M.
Proving again the reason behind her stellar record of precognitive accuracy, Miss Cleo sees a banner day for Democrats this November!
39 comments:
Not content with showing his mug at every national sports event BHO will now star on the next season of "Dancing with the Stars".
"How you doin?"
Obama demanded the show be renamed to- Dancing with the STAR.
Vinney
"Love your pancakes, baby."
Vinney
Having run out of available furniture, M'Chel has resorted to stealing hotel shower curtains and towels to create her wardrobe.
"What am I bid for this sturdy Negress, with wide-hips perfect for child-bearing?"
What happens in Kenya, Stays in Kenya.
"I told to not wear that skull cap until we got to South Central L.A., didn't I"?
White? YOU're wearing white?
That's rich...
"You take the blonde; I'll take the one in the turban."
Babe.
I got you babe...
HO-LY CRAP! It's the Bride of Franken... er, ummm
Hello, M'Chel. You look wonderful tonight...
When did kankles start at the neck?
Honestly, Massa Barack, Sir ... I don't know nothin' bout birth no babies!
The popularity of the California auctions skyrocketed once they started the "Buy One, Get One Free" promotions.
Ok, I get you...but I still havent gotten my 40 acres yet.
"Aren't you Uncle Ben's wife?" ATDHE
"Hey good lookin', I'll be back to pick you up later. In a billion dollar jet! Bwahahahahahahaha!"
"You stole the head of the man behind me, didn't you? Is it in your turban? You scamp!"
“Speaking of undocumented workers, President Obama visited California today…”
“Now don’t say anything that might, er, piss off the clingers.”
“Hey! That’s the same outfit that I wore last night!”
Not thinking about what he was saying, President Hussein announced the first manned mission to Uranus, to go looking for Klingons
A predator in a white turban and a Secretary of State in a purple leisure suit. I'll NEVER get used to the effects of the infinte improbability drive...
My, M'chelle's arms are awfully, um, manly looking.
"I love to singa, about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a..."
"Hey, I love your pancake syrup!"
well darnit all, now I gotta strike the syrup, man hands, Marriott Hotel towels and marge simpson jokes.
Here she is, folks! A testament to my Universal Healthcare Plan which covered 100% of the cost of bandages for her do-it-yourself lobotomy!
-OR-
David Letterman welcomes special guests to stupid human tricks.
WordVerify: allizine - Merck's magic pill that cures everything (FDA approved... by future Merck lobbyists)
"Say, doesn't Army of Mom have that outfit?"
BlundeTwin powers, activate! Shape of...a clean and articluate Negro! Form of...a petulant, angry Liberal!
Taking a note from Wall Street, Barry flags his feelings about Amerikkka for the teleprompter reading;
He's bearish, DEFinitely bearish on Amerikkka.
Proving again the reason behind her stellar record of precognitive accuracy, Miss Cleo sees a banner day for Democrats this November!
"You da man!"
"No, YOU da man!"
"No, YOU da MAN!"
"Yeah, I'm da man."
Steve O said...
"You da man!" etc.
Works regardless of which you envision saying it first,
Y'know; I, um, I bet on YOU to, er, kick that alien's, ummm, butt.
honey, I put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts
"M'chelle, um, my, um, teleprompter is, um, broken. You'll have to, um, stand in."
"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"*
Apparently, this is racist. So --
ATDHE.
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