Monday, April 26, 2010

Bride of Obamastein

Brender


1. As the Pres introduces the First Lady, Arnold runs off screaming "Get to duh choppah!'"

2. Marge Simpson has a half sister? Who knew?

3. "You got some schmutz on your face there, darling."

4. "No, you dah man!"

5. "Ah, my lovely beard... I mean wife! Wife!"

Best of Vinney
"Love your pancakes, baby."

Best of mpur
Having run out of available furniture, M'Chel has resorted to stealing hotel shower curtains and towels to create her wardrobe.

Best of Jay Guevara
"What am I bid for this sturdy Negress, with wide-hips perfect for child-bearing?"

Best of dadoctah
"You take the blonde; I'll take the one in the turban."

Best of Submariner
HO-LY CRAP! It's the Bride of Franken... er, ummm
Hello, M'Chel. You look wonderful tonight...

Best of molson
When did kankles start at the neck?

Best of Adriane
Honestly, Massa Barack, Sir ... I don't know nothin' bout birth no babies!

Best of Jack Reacher
"Aren't you Uncle Ben's wife?" ATDHE

Best of curly
“Speaking of undocumented workers, President Obama visited California today…”

Best of Jay Guevara
"Hey, I love your pancake syrup!"

Best of dadoctah
"Say, doesn't Army of Mom have that outfit?"

Threadwinner: Uchuck the Tuchuck
BlunderTwin powers, activate! Shape of...a clean and articluate Negro! Form of...a petulant, angry Liberal!

No Wait, *This* Is Teh Threadwinner: Wesley M.
Proving again the reason behind her stellar record of precognitive accuracy, Miss Cleo sees a banner day for Democrats this November!

39 comments:

HLam said...

Not content with showing his mug at every national sports event BHO will now star on the next season of "Dancing with the Stars".

Rodney Dill said...

"How you doin?"

Anonymous said...

Obama demanded the show be renamed to- Dancing with the STAR.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Love your pancakes, baby."

Vinney

mpur said...

Having run out of available furniture, M'Chel has resorted to stealing hotel shower curtains and towels to create her wardrobe.

Jay Guevara said...

"What am I bid for this sturdy Negress, with wide-hips perfect for child-bearing?"

blue said...

What happens in Kenya, Stays in Kenya.

HLam said...

"I told to not wear that skull cap until we got to South Central L.A., didn't I"?

Submariner said...

White? YOU're wearing white?
That's rich...

dadoctah said...

"You take the blonde; I'll take the one in the turban."

Submariner said...

Babe.
I got you babe...

Submariner said...

HO-LY CRAP! It's the Bride of Franken... er, ummm
Hello, M'Chel. You look wonderful tonight...

molson said...

When did kankles start at the neck?

Adriane said...

Honestly, Massa Barack, Sir ... I don't know nothin' bout birth no babies!

dub said...

The popularity of the California auctions skyrocketed once they started the "Buy One, Get One Free" promotions.

dub said...

Ok, I get you...but I still havent gotten my 40 acres yet.

Jack Reacher said...

"Aren't you Uncle Ben's wife?" ATDHE

Jack Reacher said...

"Hey good lookin', I'll be back to pick you up later. In a billion dollar jet! Bwahahahahahahaha!"

Jack Reacher said...

"You stole the head of the man behind me, didn't you? Is it in your turban? You scamp!"

curly said...

“Speaking of undocumented workers, President Obama visited California today…”

curly said...

“Now don’t say anything that might, er, piss off the clingers.”

curly said...

“Hey! That’s the same outfit that I wore last night!”

Passionate Conservative said...

Not thinking about what he was saying, President Hussein announced the first manned mission to Uranus, to go looking for Klingons

Submariner said...

A predator in a white turban and a Secretary of State in a purple leisure suit. I'll NEVER get used to the effects of the infinte improbability drive...

Submariner said...
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Kaptain Krude said...

My, M'chelle's arms are awfully, um, manly looking.

Dactyl said...

"I love to singa, about the moon-a and the june-a and the spring-a..."

Jay Guevara said...

"Hey, I love your pancake syrup!"

Carpe Phlogiston said...

well darnit all, now I gotta strike the syrup, man hands, Marriott Hotel towels and marge simpson jokes.

Here she is, folks! A testament to my Universal Healthcare Plan which covered 100% of the cost of bandages for her do-it-yourself lobotomy!

-OR-

David Letterman welcomes special guests to stupid human tricks.


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dadoctah said...

"Say, doesn't Army of Mom have that outfit?"

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

BlundeTwin powers, activate! Shape of...a clean and articluate Negro! Form of...a petulant, angry Liberal!

Submariner said...

Taking a note from Wall Street, Barry flags his feelings about Amerikkka for the teleprompter reading;
He's bearish, DEFinitely bearish on Amerikkka.

Wesley M. said...

Proving again the reason behind her stellar record of precognitive accuracy, Miss Cleo sees a banner day for Democrats this November!

Steve O said...

"You da man!"

"No, YOU da man!"

"No, YOU da MAN!"

"Yeah, I'm da man."

Submariner said...

Steve O said...
"You da man!" etc.



Works regardless of which you envision saying it first,

Submariner said...

Y'know; I, um, I bet on YOU to, er, kick that alien's, ummm, butt.

Passionate Conservative said...

honey, I put a special hamper in the bathroom just for your shirts

Kaptain Krude said...

"M'chelle, um, my, um, teleprompter is, um, broken. You'll have to, um, stand in."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, Willis?"*


Apparently, this is racist. So --

ATDHE.