1. In late 2010, Countdown with Keith Olbermann was canceled and replaced with Ape Fight Tonight. Ratings quadrupled and the intellectual caliber of the network was generally raised.
2. Winner gets to f--k the horse from Friday.
3. Peaches and Bong-Bong were hired as MSNBC commentators when it was discovered they were 30% less likely to throw feces at the camera than Keith Olbermann.
4. And for an extra $46.99... you can get Comcast's Super-Extended Package, including the Ape Channel. Actually, you don't have a choice, Cable TV is a regulated government monopoly and you have to pay for all kinds of crap you'll never use. Enjoy your ObamaCare!
5. Gallant trained under the direction of a former Olympic boxer, while Goofus was up all night spamming right-wing blogs with "QUITTER PALLIN KILLS WOLVES WINGNUTS!"
Best of David
After Obama's utter failure and refusal to run for a second term, the Democratic Party chose an unorthodox method of deciding their next Presidential candidate.
Best of blue
5 bucks on Magilla
Threadwinnerer: dadoctah
"Get yer stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty Filipino!"
Best of jj
I forget, is it the winner or the loser that gets to take on M'chel?
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
How many dyslexics misread the title as "Big Hairy Breasts" and wondered why V was running another Hilary and Pelosi photo so soon?
Best of Jay Guevara
The celebrity boxing match to benefit ACORN featured Robin Williams vs. Ed Asner as the headliners.
Best of mega
"Hey, I remember you....3rd Platoon, took the Statue of Liberty way back when. Good times, good times."
Best of Wesley M.
"Not the face! Not the face!"
Best of metalgarth
ESPN 9 had none of the dignity of ESPN 8 and ESPN 7 but all the excitement of ESPN 6
Best of Rodney Dill
If you have any poo, fling it now.
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After Obama's utter failure and refusal to run for a second term, the Democratic Party chose an unorthodox method of deciding their next Presidential candidate.
5 bucks on Magilla
"Get yer stinkin' paws off me, you damn dirty Filipino!"
I forget, is it the winner or the loser that gets to take on M'chel?
When they billed this fight as the "rumble in the jungle," they weren't kidding.
Vinney
How many dyslexics misread the title as "Big Hairy Breasts" and wondered why V was running another Hilary and Pelosi photo so soon?
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Bananabubble: If that ref calls me a dumb ape once more, I'm gonna hit him below the belt and bite his ear off.
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PoonTang whispers to Hairy Breasts, "Alright, you can take the fall this time, but don't do a Clyde or I'll turn you every which way but loose!
Democrats starting primaries already?
The celebrity boxing match to benefit ACORN featured Robin Williams vs. Ed Asner as the headliners.
It was telling that neither of the boxers thought that Guam was in danger of capsizing.
As MSNBC wryly noted: is there anyone who DIDN'T think the teabaggers would eventually turn on themselves?
"Hey, I remember you....3rd Platoon, took the Statue of Liberty way back when. Good times, good times."
"Not the face! Not the face!"
Let's get ready to r-r-r-rUMBLE!
In the Code Pink corner, a native New Yorker, you know her as the Zionist movement terror; put your hands together for, BELLAAA AB-ZUG!
And in the bluest of blue corners, the Wookie of No Nookie, The Predator, that consumer of community activists, the champion and First Lady of Economic Disaster; M'CHELLLLLL O'BAMAAAAAAAAAA!
Oh yeah, ATDHE
"See you tomorrow at the tea party?"
ESPN 9 had none of the dignity of ESPN 8 and ESPN 7 but all the excitement of ESPN 6
I swear all the boxers these days are just aping Leon Spinks
Float like a butterfly,
Sting like a bee,
Who is the greatest?
Mohammad Monkey.
If you have any poo, fling it now.
The fight ended like a debate on the Keith Olbermann show when both monkeys stopped boxing and began furiously masturbating to a picture of M'chelle Obama.
The loser gets served up for dinner.
The Ang Lee remake of "Million Dollar Baby" was faithful to the original, except that instead of pulling the plug on the injured boxer the coach threw poo at it.
The waiting room at the new White House family Beauty Salon.
ChickaBOOMer: MSNBC's Primate Time
http://chickaboomer.blogspot.com/2010/04/msnbcs-primate-time.html
"Who you callin' a minkey?"
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