Wednesday, March 31, 2010

You call that a fertility ritual?

Brender
1. ♪♪"What a feeling!... You can have it all now I'm dancing for my life" ♪♪

2. The only pron still allowed in Iceland.

3. The Water Arm from The Abyss was arrested on second degree sexual assault charges earlier today.

4. Rachel Maddow just really hates showering.

5. Germans still use waterboarding, effin' hypocrites.

Best of Unscrupulous
Wet dirndl contest!!!!!!

Best of GregMan
That Ann Dunham just whored around with everyone.

Best of dadoctah
Aiieee! Gojira cum shot!

Best of Double the U
"Honor splashing"

Best of Spin
Ava hated facials but Adolph always got his way.

Threadwinner: curly
♫ Forced baths from hoses, I smell like I’ve shitten
♪ My husband won’t touch me without asbestos mittens
♫ My odoriferous queefs, He says that it stings
♪ These are a few of my favorite things

Best of Adriane
Then we, Heil, Heil, right in de Fraulein's face!

Best of Rodney Dill
Geyser... I don't even know her.

Best of Submariner
Gesundheit!

Best of sonicfrog
Man, the auditions to become a Riccola spokesman sure are weird...

Best of Capt. Queeg
Cytheria vacations in the alps.

Best of mega
The Hills are alive....with the sound of bukkake

39 comments:

dadoctah said...

I'm just going to sit here quietly and wait for the Thursday sequel on this topic.

Army of Dad said...

Islamic converts in Austria got some things wrong. Stoning for example.

Army of Dad said...

ORA: You can do it!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Excerpt from Bollywood's disastrous Mary Poppins II. The actress' water breaks during a little alpine horseplay and all of Scandanavia is in an uproar as notorious shaken baby syndrome trial continues.

Unscrupulous said...

Wet dirndl contest!!!!!!

Unscrupulous said...

Mein likes me soggy frau.

GregMan said...

Mom? Dad!? Uncle Olaf?!?

GregMan said...

"Yah, Hans, ve got her gut und vet now!"

metalgarth said...

Third Reich Wet T-Shirt contests left much to be desired.

GregMan said...

That Ann Dunham just whored around with everyone.

dadoctah said...

Aiieee! Gojira cum shot!

Double the U said...

"Honor splashing"

Spin said...

Ava hated facials but Adolph always got his way.

curly said...

♫ Forced baths from hoses, I smell like I’ve shitten
♪ My husband won’t touch me without asbestos mittens
♫ My odoriferous queefs, He says that it stings
♪ These are a few of my favorite things

curly said...

♫ The Hill is alive with Obama’s bullshit
♪ We’ll pay for his schemes for a thousand years
♫ My heart fills with dread of the Kenyan misfit
♪ The imposter with the gigantic ears

Adriane said...

Then we, Heil, Heil, right in de Fraulein's face!

Rodney Dill said...

Geyser... I don't even know her.

Rodney Dill said...

For when you have that Not So Fresh feeling.

Anonymous said...

Tiffany's squirting scene was so incredible, two FEMA agents were called in to get the flooding under control.

Vinney

Carpe Phlogiston said...

(Dub probably knows this factoid) On Cankles and Muffin-top Waistline Day, the chunkiest fräulein in Zell am See, Austria is hauled into the town square, doused with glacier meltwater and sacrificed to the Schmittenhohe mountain troll.

Rodney Dill said...

Macarena - Ur doin it rong

molson said...

Alpine wet tee shirt contest fail.

Submariner said...

MAKIN HER WET; UR DUIN IT RONG

Submariner said...

RICOLAAAaaaaaaaaagh!

Submariner said...

Gesundheit!

dub said...

Best.Queef.Evah.

sonicfrog said...

Man, the auditions to become a Riccola spokesman sure are weird...

RonF said...

Dad, I don't WANNA man who wears an apron!

Submariner said...

Funny; she doesn't look Druish...

Capt. Queeg said...

Cytheria vacations in the alps.

Mr Hankey said...

The X-men gang-rape.

Mr Hankey said...

Sandra Bullock goes through a cleansing process after the Jesse James debacle.

rikke54 said...

she is wet enough for coition

mega said...

The Hills are alive....with the sound of bukkake

kg said...

Andrew Sullivan's google search for 'water sports' didn't quite give him the desired result.

dadoctah said...

Heidi, Heidi, Heidi....ho.

Kaptain Krude said...

Man, The Electric Company has gotten strange over the years.

Kaptain Krude said...

Waterworld 3D - the director's cut. Hollywood has officially run out of ideas.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Even Obamalama wants to know who slipped in a healthcare mandate instructing insurance companies to cover 100% of the cost to wash cooties off preadolescent girls who kiss boys.

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