Divine Miss M
1. "And when Pelosi gets here, our production of Macbeth may begin."
2. "Back off, doughnut bumper. You could not begin to handle a Klingon woman's clenis."
3. "Told you mine was bigger, you chalk-faced whore!"
4. "Wouldn't you know, American flag in the background, and neither one of us with a gawdam lighter."
5. B'Ator was supportive when L'Ursa was stricken with the Michael Jackson skin whitening disease.
Best of Capt. Queeg
"Gramma's dentures buggin' ya?"
Best of GregMan
"A sale? At Old Navy? Let's go, woman!"
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Am I still smiling? Whew, thought the force field had failed! The energy it takes to power this artificial grin could light a small city. If the grid ever fails, can you imagine how many people my cheeks will take out?
"Oh, silly me. I thought when you said you're not fond of crackers you were talking about the soup."
Best of molson
That's no strap on, and yes, it is magnificent.
Best of censors hip
"...and at last month's ex-first ladies wife swap I drew Jimmy Carter, now I know why he is identified with the peanut!"
Best of Blue
"...Hillary honey, when Barrack asks where da white womens, he sure didn't mean you!"
Best of curly
“Now Simon says ‘touch your fat, doughy thighs’.”
Best of Rodney Dill