Friday, March 19, 2010

Where the Elite Meet to Eat and Drop Dead in the Street

Brender


1. American democracy was struck and killed today by a drunk driver with an "Obama 08" bumper sticker.

2. Congressman Patrick Kennedy is still recovering from St. Patrick's Day.

3. How a Founding Father would react to the idea that the House of Representatives can deem a law "Passed" without a vote.

4. Contrary to the happy gay disco song, "It's Raining Men" would actually be a gory and horrific scenario.

5. Onlookers wondered which Clinton he had betrayed.

Best of dub
Not to be bothered by a dead body in the road, Shelly, pictured far right, hurries along to her Thursday photo shoot.

Best of Vinney
Unemployment was so bad in Detroit, Fred took a job as a part time speed bump.

Threadwinner: dadoctah
"Give it up, Neil. Unless we get some snow, nobody's going to follow your lead and start making asphalt angels."

Best of Matt the K
In Russia, street crosses you.

Best of Submariner
You're such a drama queen, Moshe... Seriously, 54 cents a pound is not that bad for bananas.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Laziest suicide bomber in history... makes people come to him.

Best of molson
Glenn Becks's latest stunt to portray the healthcare bill as DOA only resulted in curious stares from onlookers.

Best of Jay Guevara
Onlooker: "I was kidding. Obama didn't really tell the truth."

Best of mega
"And I hereby declare this road to be our ancestral home, and I will die to protect it, and you can never ever drive on this road again." Effing Palestinians.

Best of GregMan
"Take him to the Emergency Room? Nah, he's too old, the Death Panel guidelines say let him die in the street."

30 comments:

dub said...

Not to be bothered by a dead body in the road, Shelly, pictured far right, hurries along to her Thursday photo shoot.

Anonymous said...

Unemployment was so bad in Detroit, Fred took a job as a part time speed bump.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"No skid marks.... yep, it's a lawyer."

dadoctah said...

"Give it up, Neil. Unless we get some snow, nobody's going to follow your lead and start making asphalt angels."

Matt the K said...

In Russia, street crosses you.

Submariner said...

You're such a drama queen, Moshe... Seriously, 54 cents a pound is not that bad for bananas.

Submariner said...

Onlooker's thawt bubble; "Note to self; if Dawn asks you to go shopping at Old Navy with her, GO with her!"

Submariner said...
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Submariner said...

OK, I less "NO" on Health Care Reform, only 23 more Republican and traitorous Blue Dog Democrat Representatives to go...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Laziest suicide bomber in history... makes people come to him.

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Upskirt tyro... U R Doing It WRONG

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Some people will do just about anything to save a parking space.

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Not yet an Olympic sport... but someday
The Ghetto Triathalon's asphalt backstroke champion almost nailed a perfect 10. Did anyone get the number of that truck?

molson said...

Glenn Becks's latest stunt to portray the healthcare bill as DOA only resulted in curious stares from onlookers.

molson said...

At least this one is wearing pants.

Jay Guevara said...

Onlooker: "I was kidding. Obama didn't really tell the truth."

dadoctah said...

Handicapped parking. Ur doin it rong.

dadoctah said...

If the eco freaks get their way, this is as close as anybody will be able to get to throwing someone under the bus.

mega said...

Long story short, Al Gore announced this morning that global warming would make all the busses suddenly stop.

mega said...

"And I hereby declare this road to be our ancestral home, and I will die to protect it, and you can never ever drive on this road again." Effing Palestinians.

mega said...

NEVER walk out into a street when Brett Baier is driving through.

Matt the K said...

Moishe found himself fired by the Mossad for his less-than-stellar concealment techniques.

curly said...

The Obama Administration's Chicago-style legislative techniques can only be described as sausage-making at its ugliest.

mega said...

This whole terrorist-booking-travel-on-Orbitz thing is starting to look like a pattern.

Submariner said...

How can you tell this isn't Folsom Street?
Far too little leather.
Far too much clothing.
Not a single glow in the dark Binford 2900 rpm vibrator in sight.

curly said...

What part of 'don't tase me bro' do you not understand?

Submariner said...

Girl in trench coat; "We warned him, and warned him about the THB "fat" comments, but would dub listen?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Once Hamas learned how to hack Israeli GPS devices, drivers were being sent into the Red Sea and hikers were suddenly falling off rooftops. It was pure pandemonium.

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Slip and Fall con artist Herbie Finklebaum demonstrates how he made his first million.

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Sir Walter Raleighstein - U R doing it RONG

curly said...

Theodore was lately referred to as ‘shovel ready Teddy’.

curly said...

The gothic emo’s drug-induced screeching of “bring out your dead!” had onlookers wondering whether to call 911 or an exorcist.

curly said...

Even those of us who suffer from a messiah complex need a break now and again.

GregMan said...

Once Lindsay Lohan got her Israeli driver's license, the predictable began to happen all over Jerusalem.

GregMan said...

"Take him to the Emergency Room? Nah, he's too old, the Death Panel guidelines say let him die in the street."

Life in Amerikkka after HusseinCare passed.