1. After retirement from active duty, Captain Sulu was put in charge of designing new Starfleet uniforms.
2. Whether trying to catch that Roadrunner, or just recovering from an incident involving an anvil and rocket skates, you'll be stylin' in clothes designed by Wile E. Coyote.
3. Gray suits are just so bourgeois.
4. A frown from Miranda Priestly can ruin a designer's career, a brutal beatdown on the runway from Miranda Priestly condemns the souls of your children to hell for four generations.
5. How the hell do you iron those?
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Whine, whine, whine. First you say your shirt is too stiff; now you say your pants are too wrinkly. Do your own dang ironing!
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In a fight he folds like a cheap suit.
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I told you not to jump out the fifth floor window!
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FREENTfrooFREENTfrooFREENTfroo...
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Briefs and capris meld into one with Suzy Cho's whimsical capriefs for men. "Just toss the slacks in a trash compactor and they come out perfectly ironed!"
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Kobayashi models the new spring line of the Sandy Berger collection.
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What happened the one time Hillary actually tried to use the Sunbeam...
Best of Steve O
Using a stimulus grant, top researchers address the urgent national issue of "pant swish."
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"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?"
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I mightily sure hope that boy dun take them thar pants off before he clothes pins the pleats back in. A man could hurt hisself.
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“Pop goes the weasel!”...Welcome to Barney Frank’s origami fantasy.
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As if we needed *more* proof that Kim Jong Il is out of his tiny little mind.
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Whine, whine, whine. First you say your shirt is too stiff; now you say your pants are too wrinkly. Do your own dang ironing!
Kubiashi needed help. He was just so obsessed with origami.
Vinney
do not ford, spinder, or mutirate.
In a fight he folds like a cheap suit.
I told you not to jump out the fifth floor window!
Parachute pants get a trendy new look!
The Umpa Loompas go Polka.
Bollywood’s release of “Sponge Bob Accordion Pants” never made it syndication.
One man accordian marching band
FREENTfrooFREENTfrooFREENTfroo...
Fads come and go, but bad taste is never far from haute couture.
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Active, hip Chinese may not have to keep crickets as pets once they start producing mating calls with the new cricket pants.
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Briefs and capris meld into one with Suzy Cho's whimsical capriefs for men. "Just toss the slacks in a trash compactor and they come out perfectly ironed!"
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Hoo Flung Poo models a gay Yakusa gang's Retro-Samauri Warrior uniform.
Kobayashi models the new spring line of the Sandy Berger collection.
Still waiting to hear whether AOM has that outfit.
Ching Chong thought bubble: "If onry penis extend rike accordian, me not be so ronery."
What happened the one time Hillary actually tried to use the Sunbeam...
Barny sniffed, "Did him, but I wanted more an hour later..."
Using a stimulus grant, top researchers address the urgent national issue of "pant swish."
For people who need a socially acceptable reason to walk bowlegged.
"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?"
Because some people can't keep their hands to themselves, now all Congressional staffers must wear this uniform.
Eco Frendly designers finally realize that paper is a renewable resource. Just don't get caught in the rain.................
I mightily sure hope that boy dun take them thar pants off before he clothes pins the pleats back in. A man could hurt hisself.
“Pop goes the weasel!”...Welcome to Barney Frank’s origami fantasy.
Let me guess; "Vera Wang for Him?"
Actually, they're unisex - extra fart OR queef holding power for when you really need it most.
As if we needed *more* proof that Kim Jong Il is out of his tiny little mind.
George wondered what do I do if my balls itch?
Hey, this designer is a genius! Laugh all you want. But in this case, for these pants, one size truly does fit all! He's going to make a fortune!!!
...but they still won't hide cankles...
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