Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Welcome to Hell, Here's Your Accordion Pants

Brender

1. After retirement from active duty, Captain Sulu was put in charge of designing new Starfleet uniforms.

2. Whether trying to catch that Roadrunner, or just recovering from an incident involving an anvil and rocket skates, you'll be stylin' in clothes designed by Wile E. Coyote.

3. Gray suits are just so bourgeois.

4. A frown from Miranda Priestly can ruin a designer's career, a brutal beatdown on the runway from Miranda Priestly condemns the souls of your children to hell for four generations.

5. How the hell do you iron those?

Best of Silhouette
Whine, whine, whine. First you say your shirt is too stiff; now you say your pants are too wrinkly. Do your own dang ironing!

Best of Rodney Dill
In a fight he folds like a cheap suit.

Best of Army of Dad
I told you not to jump out the fifth floor window!

Best of David
FREENTfrooFREENTfrooFREENTfroo...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Briefs and capris meld into one with Suzy Cho's whimsical capriefs for men. "Just toss the slacks in a trash compactor and they come out perfectly ironed!"

Best of Jay Guevara
Kobayashi models the new spring line of the Sandy Berger collection.

Best of Submariner
What happened the one time Hillary actually tried to use the Sunbeam...

Best of Steve O
Using a stimulus grant, top researchers address the urgent national issue of "pant swish."

Best of Unscrupulous
"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?"

Best of Adriane
I mightily sure hope that boy dun take them thar pants off before he clothes pins the pleats back in. A man could hurt hisself.

Best of curly
“Pop goes the weasel!”...Welcome to Barney Frank’s origami fantasy.

Best of dadoctah
As if we needed *more* proof that Kim Jong Il is out of his tiny little mind.

30 comments:

Silhouette said...

Whine, whine, whine. First you say your shirt is too stiff; now you say your pants are too wrinkly. Do your own dang ironing!

Anonymous said...

Kubiashi needed help. He was just so obsessed with origami.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

do not ford, spinder, or mutirate.

Rodney Dill said...

In a fight he folds like a cheap suit.

Army of Dad said...

I told you not to jump out the fifth floor window!

Army of Dad said...

Parachute pants get a trendy new look!

Army of Dad said...

The Umpa Loompas go Polka.

curly said...

Bollywood’s release of “Sponge Bob Accordion Pants” never made it syndication.

Rodney Dill said...

One man accordian marching band

David said...

FREENTfrooFREENTfrooFREENTfroo...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Fads come and go, but bad taste is never far from haute couture.

-OR-

Active, hip Chinese may not have to keep crickets as pets once they start producing mating calls with the new cricket pants.

-OR-

Briefs and capris meld into one with Suzy Cho's whimsical capriefs for men. "Just toss the slacks in a trash compactor and they come out perfectly ironed!"

-OR-

Hoo Flung Poo models a gay Yakusa gang's Retro-Samauri Warrior uniform.

Jay Guevara said...

Kobayashi models the new spring line of the Sandy Berger collection.

dadoctah said...

Still waiting to hear whether AOM has that outfit.

dub said...

Ching Chong thought bubble: "If onry penis extend rike accordian, me not be so ronery."

Submariner said...

What happened the one time Hillary actually tried to use the Sunbeam...

Submariner said...

Barny sniffed, "Did him, but I wanted more an hour later..."

Steve O said...

Using a stimulus grant, top researchers address the urgent national issue of "pant swish."

Steve O said...

For people who need a socially acceptable reason to walk bowlegged.

Unscrupulous said...

"What walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, And makes a slinkity sound?"

Jack Reacher said...

Because some people can't keep their hands to themselves, now all Congressional staffers must wear this uniform.

Oiao said...

Eco Frendly designers finally realize that paper is a renewable resource. Just don't get caught in the rain.................

Adriane said...

I mightily sure hope that boy dun take them thar pants off before he clothes pins the pleats back in. A man could hurt hisself.

curly said...

“Pop goes the weasel!”...Welcome to Barney Frank’s origami fantasy.

Submariner said...

Let me guess; "Vera Wang for Him?"

Submariner said...

Actually, they're unisex - extra fart OR queef holding power for when you really need it most.

dadoctah said...

As if we needed *more* proof that Kim Jong Il is out of his tiny little mind.

molson said...

George wondered what do I do if my balls itch?

sonicfrog said...
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sonicfrog said...

Hey, this designer is a genius! Laugh all you want. But in this case, for these pants, one size truly does fit all! He's going to make a fortune!!!

Submariner said...

...but they still won't hide cankles...