Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Weird Little Boy in a Star Trek Gown


1. As V the K prepares to welcome a new adoptarino into the house, let's take a quick look back at the Reject pile.

2. Back when he was known as "Young Master Ga-Ga."

3. "Mom and Dad, just take the damn picture so I can go back to trolling on Moonbattery."

4. "Still too butch!" simpered Safe Schools Czar Kevin Jennings.

5. Everyone tried to look their best for picture day at Barney Frank Elementary.

Threadwinner: blue
"...and when they wack my penis off I'll be a real girl!!"

Threadwinner Runner Up: Dactyl
Two, four, six, eight, this kid will never procreate! Gimme a G! gimme an H! Gimme an E! Gimme a Y! What's that spell?

Best of GregMan
I always wondered about Wesley Crusher. Now I know for sure.

Best of blue
" and if I don't wear panties I really get attention......"

Best of Eric
In a newly revealed photo, Leo DeCaprio is seen auditioning for the wrong part in Titanic.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Dear Ann Landers, Remember when you said it was okay for my 5-yr old to wear a dress? Well, he's almost 14 now...

Best of dadoctah
I don't know what it is, but next season it's moving in with the Kardashians.

Best of Army of Dad
NAMBLA Pron: Goldmember

Best of molson
This early photo of Ryan Seacrest sure explains a lot.

Best of Matt the K
Young Johnny Weir decides his 1st skating outfit is a bit too masculine.

Best of divine miss m
His parents hoped for a gladiator, but got a gladiola.

Best of Submariner
Hey dad! Guess who was voted "Most Fabulous" at my school!

Best of Steve O
Being gay, pregnant, and 12 yrs old is no way to go through life, son.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Young man you are not going to school dressed like that! We are going to have a talk with your guidance counselor Mr. Jennings about this unacceptable behavior."

Vinney

Double the U said...

And my favorite right wing Christian site continues down the slippery slope.

GregMan said...

I always wondered about Wesley Crusher. Now I know for sure.

GregMan said...

Well, Starfleet Headquarters is located in San Francisco, after all...

GregMan said...

Little Kevin Jennings never could understand why the other boys beat him up so much, not that he minded, really.

GregMan said...

Dub: "Still too fat and busty - getting there, though."

blue said...

" and if I don't wear panties I really get attention......"

Mr. Hankey said...

The "Spring 2010 Senate Page Catalog" is out!!

Mr. Hankey said...

...and of course there are no repurcussions from a 2 mother household...

Anonymous said...

In a newly revealed photo, Leo DeCaprio is seen auditioning for the wrong part in Titanic.

Eric

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Anyone surprised that liberals seeking to push the envelope are getting younger and younger?

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Sexting on a dare - it's going to haunt you for decades.

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Dear Ann Landers, Remember when you said it was okay for my 5-yr old to wear a dress? Well, he's almost 14 now...

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What with frogs changing sexes, it was just a matter of time. At least she/he doesn't have 6 legs. (far as we can tell)

dadoctah said...

I don't know what it is, but next season it's moving in with the Kardashians.

Army of Dad said...

It was then that Hillary knew this was doomed to fail...she could never be seen in public with her, certainly not in that dress.

Army of Dad said...

No sir, we never put female hormones in ADD meds...

Army of Dad said...

NAMBLA Pron: Goldmember

Jack Reacher said...

In San Francisco, Little League has a different meaning.

Jack Reacher said...

Right, that goes, but make a bang-bang motion with your finger, and you're suspended for a month.

molson said...

This early photo of Ryan Seacrest sure explains a lot.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Good News: Oakland's new unisex school uniforms dramatically curtailed bullying and gang recruitment.
Bad News: Frederika, a transfer student from San Francisco, was the only boy to show up for class for the rest of the year.

Mr Hankey said...

The argument to let boys play violent video games...

Mr Hankey said...

This is what happens when we start letting boys into the "Little Miss America" paegant

Matt the K said...

Just when I thought V the K could not get any more wronger...

Matt the K said...

Young Johnny Weir decides his 1st skating outfit is a bit too masculine.

divine miss m said...

His parents hoped for a gladiator, but got a gladiola.

blue said...

"...and when they wack my penis off I'll be a real girl!!"

Submariner said...

Hey dad! Guess who was voted "Most Fabulous" at my school!

Submariner said...

Can I go to Band Camp this year? I heard they were gonna choose seats there!

Steve O said...

Being gay, pregnant, and 12 yrs old is no way to go through life, son.

Dactyl said...

Two, four, six, eight, this kid will never procreate! Gimme a G! gimme an H! Gimme an E! Gimme a Y! What's that spell?

sonicfrog said...

I guess with Johnny Weir retiring, this would be the next logical step in the ice skating arena.

Dactyl said...

I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. Polanski.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

New US Military Recruiting Poster - Be all the (insert a gender, any gender) you can be!

fwiw, I forgot to use the recruiting idea for the Thursday babe - "The Navy's First Submarinette singlehandedly triggers a whole new tailhook scandal."

Mr. Hankey said...

Not everyone goes home with an Oscar.

Mr. Hankey said...

"High School Musical 4 - Return of The Solid Gold Dancers"

Mr. Hankey said...

Probably not the future image that Buddy had of his son as he brought him home from the hospital 12 years ago.

Submariner said...

No, Billy, you may NOT be one of the "Fly Girls..."