Monday, March 22, 2010

Up on the Rooftop


1. ORA: B.O. fights the urge to see if Joe would die screaming like an Irish pig.

2. "From up here, we can piss all over America. Or, we can pass a health care takeover. Same general effect."

3. "Dammit, um, Joe, you dragged me all the way up here to see, um... into Nancy Pelosi's, um shower? I coulda watched There's Something About Mary and gotten the same effect."

4. "So, your point of the view is, the President in ID4 should have just had a beer with the aliens and won them over with his life-story and articulate Teleprompter reading?"

5. "I don't know what happens if you piss on a solar panel, B. Let's find out!"



Best of Oiao
Biden: "So. These are the tanning beds we will put a 10% health care tax on?"
Obama: "Shut up Joe."

Best of Double the U
Obama: I come up here to look at my wonderful reflection in the mirrors.
Joe: I can't see mine.

Best of Submariner
Say what you want about his ideas, but manbearpig has one heckuva back-up system for his CODAG powerplant generators...

Best of GregMan
Comrade Hussein: "So, when the sun hits these solar panels the hospital can use the electricity for operations and stuff, and when it's cloudy they just let people die? Works for me."

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sun reaches an angle of 40-degrees and two idiots begin screaming in unison -
AEIIII, I'm MELTING!!!!
AGGGGG, I'm BLIND!!!!!
Meanwhile, the secret service team are sitting in the shadows enjoying a smoke and a good chuckle.

Best of Silhouette
And here we have three energy types represented: solar, thermal, and wind.

Best of molson
Dammit Joe. For the last time, I don't know what the heck happens if you piss on a solar panel. Now let's say we get you down from here and back on your meds. OK?

Best of curly
“I’m really flattered, Mr. President; I truly am. But Smokin’ Joe Biden don’t swing that way.”

Best of mega
"Sorry, Mr. President. I was told there might be a green job here, someplace. Thought we'd like to see what one of 'em actually looks like. Wasted trip."

Best of Vinney
"I've never said this before Mr. President, but this is a big f***in'deal."

26 comments:

Oiao said...

Biden: "So. These are the tanning beds we will put a 10% health care tax on?"

Obama: "Shut up Joe."

Anonymous said...

"You know Joe, we can bring chicks up here and look up their dresses with these things."

Vinney

Anonymous said...

"Oh my God, Mr. President. Look at your reflection. Your ass is getting bigger"!

Vinney

Double the U said...

Obama: I come up here to look at my wonderful reflection in the mirrors.
Joe: I can't see mine.

Submariner said...

Ohhhhh, I get it; this memorial is engraved with all the Amerikkan military we've recognized as heroes!

Submariner said...

These energy collector plates feed the auto-focus death beams that target any US polling station that shows a vote about to be cast contrary to the Democrat Party National Committee approved talking points. Should be fully operational in fall of 2011

Submariner said...

Say what you want about his ideas, but manbearpig has one heckuva back-up system for his CODAG powerplant generators...

GregMan said...

Previously unknown radiation emitted by solar panels gave birth to the first two-headed communist in 2010.

Submariner said...

Joe, quit humming "Stairway to Heaven" or so help me I'll have you shot.

GregMan said...

Comrade Hussein: "So, when the sun hits these solar panels the hospital can use the electricity for operations and stuff, and when it's cloudy they just let people die? Works for me."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sun reaches an angle of 40-degrees and two idiots begin screaming in unison -
AEIIII, I'm MELTING!!!!
AGGGGG, I'm BLIND!!!!!
Meanwhile, the secret service team are sitting in the shadows enjoying a smoke and a good chuckle.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Biden: Man, it's hot up here. You could fry an egg on my scalp.
Obamalama: Pretty stupid of us to go on a solar energy fact-finding mission in black suits.
Biden: So technically speaking, sunlight goes in these things and electricity comes out somewhere else?
Obamalama: That's my guess. I thought electricity only came from wall outlets and batteries. Enough fact finding. Let's go grab a couple cold ones.

WordVerify: tearkish - a taffy made with hot peppers

Silhouette said...

And here we have three energy types represented: solar, thermal, and wind.

molson said...

Dammit Joe. For the last time, I don't know what the heck happens if you piss on a solar panel. Now let's say we get you down from here and back on your meds. OK?

Blue said...

if we can get that lard ass Rushbo up here he would fall through the glass & solve 1/2 our problems....

censors hip said...

umm Joe - the ladies room is on this side you are looking into the men's -

Kaptain Krude said...

One ass and two faces - yep, they're Democrats!

curly said...

“I’m really flattered, Mr. President; I truly am. But Smokin’ Joe Biden don’t swing that way.”

mega said...

"Couldn't we just hook wires up to plants and accomplish the same thing?"
"Sounds risky...I'd draw the line at $1 trillion in funding for it, not a dime more."

mega said...

"The office is bugged, Mr. President. This is the only secure place we could meet."
Insiders were well aware that Biden's "crazy uncle" stchick was far more on the money than most people realized.

Eric said...

Damn it's hot up here. Joe, make a note, we need to force a law in congress that lets us tax sunshine.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Make a note, Joe. We can tap solar energy, but I'm executing anyone who suggests we let a little sunshine into closed door sessions.

WordVerify: gutsines - something editorial pundits who say the emperor has no clothes and congress is packed with unethical spendthrift sellouts have.

jj said...

Biden, "Mr. President, why is there no reflection of you?"

mega said...

"Sorry, Mr. President. I was told there might be a green job here, someplace. Thought we'd like to see what one of 'em actually looks like. Wasted trip."

Anonymous said...

"I've never said this before Mr. President, but this is a big f***in'deal."

Vinney

skinnydipinacid said...

This is a big f**king solar panel