1. ORA: B.O. fights the urge to see if Joe would die screaming like an Irish pig.
2. "From up here, we can piss all over America. Or, we can pass a health care takeover. Same general effect."
3. "Dammit, um, Joe, you dragged me all the way up here to see, um... into Nancy Pelosi's, um shower? I coulda watched There's Something About Mary and gotten the same effect."
4. "So, your point of the view is, the President in ID4 should have just had a beer with the aliens and won them over with his life-story and articulate Teleprompter reading?"
5. "I don't know what happens if you piss on a solar panel, B. Let's find out!"
Best of Oiao
Biden: "So. These are the tanning beds we will put a 10% health care tax on?"
Obama: "Shut up Joe."
Best of Double the U
Obama: I come up here to look at my wonderful reflection in the mirrors.
Joe: I can't see mine.
Best of Submariner
Say what you want about his ideas, but manbearpig has one heckuva back-up system for his CODAG powerplant generators...
Best of GregMan
Comrade Hussein: "So, when the sun hits these solar panels the hospital can use the electricity for operations and stuff, and when it's cloudy they just let people die? Works for me."
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Sun reaches an angle of 40-degrees and two idiots begin screaming in unison -
AEIIII, I'm MELTING!!!!
AGGGGG, I'm BLIND!!!!!
Meanwhile, the secret service team are sitting in the shadows enjoying a smoke and a good chuckle.
Best of Silhouette
And here we have three energy types represented: solar, thermal, and wind.
Best of molson
Dammit Joe. For the last time, I don't know what the heck happens if you piss on a solar panel. Now let's say we get you down from here and back on your meds. OK?
Best of curly
“I’m really flattered, Mr. President; I truly am. But Smokin’ Joe Biden don’t swing that way.”
Best of mega
"Sorry, Mr. President. I was told there might be a green job here, someplace. Thought we'd like to see what one of 'em actually looks like. Wasted trip."
Best of Vinney
"I've never said this before Mr. President, but this is a big f***in'deal."