Thursday, March 18, 2010

Two pair

18 comments:

paul said...

Hey, I'm trying to watch Sports Center.

curly said...

Say what you will about socialized medicine, you can’t beat the chiropractic provisions of the proposed healthcare bill.

curly said...

I really don’t mind going through the TSA pat-downs at the Las Vegas airport.

dub said...

Buttseks....UR DOIN IT RONG.

dub said...

Tampon String Hanging Out Of The Navel...U PUT IT INN TO FARR!!!!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sure, they're smiling now.... two of perhaps thousands who'll return from spring break with STD's, new addictions and embarrasing tweets telling them they're starring in viral videos that will leave a lasting impression on the personnel manager handling their first real job interview.

dub said...

Q: What do you call a bar whore with white stuff coming out of her belly button?

A: Full.


wv: messes...a few hundred I'd guess.

dub said...

Strapon Staci thought bubble: "Mind if I push your stool in?"

blue said...

.... and Barrykins, opps - we mean President Obama - apponted us to his special task force to encourage congress to pass his health care fiasco...come on congressman lets "dance"

curly said...

“Hope” and “Change” mimic what the Obama Administration is doing to the Amerikkkan people.

Dactyl said...

How to speak Clinton: brunch.

Steve O said...

Again, "Good to go" but I'm guessing not with me.

Spin said...

Blondie, she's just not that into you.

Submariner said...

Two pair? I guess that beats my full trou...

Submariner said...

I ordered a Sloe Comfortable Screw and this is what my favorite bartender served up.

Submariner said...

Normally I couldn't care less about the "boxers or briefs" question.

Submariner said...

Whatever they're doing, I think they're doing it just fine...

dub said...

Best.Hemorrhoid.Evah.