Thursday, March 25, 2010

Thursday on a Muthuhfocking Boat

13 comments:

Submariner said...

Aaaargh matey, targets be spotted;
Prepare for'rd torpedo for a breech shot.

Submariner said...

I'll take one from column a, then one from column b, then column a again...

Spin said...

Blond thawt bubble:

...and Jesse is encouraging me to get even more tattoos.

David said...

Pedobear, lurking in the background, grumbles about the old chicks.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Trish, look to your right... isn't that ALF staring at us?

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Blonde: My inker claims that leathery, wrinkled skin helps prevent tats from sagging. Plus, she'll ink over any skin lesions free of charge!
Brunette: Nice. Now that the FDA is investigating tanning salons, I'm back to doing things the old fashioned way, one burn at a time.
Pass me a cigarette, will ya?

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After I finish defacing my upper body, I've got to get my big butt lipo'd. Dub was really brutal, saying this bikini wasn't to blame for making my ass look fat.

Army of Dad said...

When dub goes whale hunting...

dub said...

The new Bayliner XT4000....now powered by dual methane jet engines.

HLam said...

Look at the pontoons on that boat!

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Only thing I don't like about those jetskis is when they rock this boat, my buttcheeks can take on a life of their own. Seems like forever before they stop oscillating!
Yeah, I noticed! Your thunder thighs nearly knocked me overboard when he shot past.

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Later, Veronica would tearfully note that the skipper of the Japanese whaling vessel apologized profusely for his crew's mistake, but she said that wouldn't bring Ethel back.
Update: Our State Dept was assured Ethel would only be used for scientific purposes and not be sold to restaurants.

Anonymous said...

In an effort to reduce his carbon footprint and save fuel, energy conscious Bill Clinton's boat "guests" were given some flippers.

Army of Mom said...

Instead of Snakes on a Plane:

Skanks on a Boat

Steve O said...

Hey babe! Show me your tats!

Steve O said...

Go ahead.
78% chance of having herpes.