Tuesday, March 23, 2010

There Is Probably Not a Perfectly Reasonable Explanation for This

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1. Heckraiser's villains were considerably less horrifying than Pinhead.

2. The new eco-conscious, East Village Laundromat was popular with the espresso and black leotard crowd.

3. Gay parents can be such Drama Queens when its time to change the diaper.

4. No money for F-22 fighters, but the "Performance Art" crowd is generously supported by the Stimulus.

5. Mothers beware, sometimes the punishment for being caught masturbating can turn into a disturbing fetish.

Best of Vinney
What's their hang-up?

Best of Rodney Dill
Clipart... Ur Doin it rong

Best of Blue
Not only are we members but we are the founders of The Clothespin Club For Men.....well actually we are the only members...

Best of Rodney Dill
Bazooka Joe Marley and Theodore Marley never did successfully break into the Reggae music market.

Best of Silhouette
2.3 seconds after criticizing mother's folding and sorting.

Best of Matt the K
Out take from Eric Idle's rejected 'Minister of Silly Beards' bit.


24 comments:

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Johnny kept finding new ways to remind Lenny of his inability to grow a beard and mustache.

-OR-

Same folks who ruined Twilight Zone's revival bring you X-Files II and instantly jump the shark with "Laundromat" - Gay FBI partners Moldy and Suldar are infected with an STD that causes unusual but easily removed tumors.

Anonymous said...

What's their hang-up?

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

Clipart... Ur Doin it rong

Rodney Dill said...

In Soviet Russia, Clothesline hangs you.

Rodney Dill said...

Edmund and Bob were both voted off Survivor - Bronx early.

Rodney Dill said...

Worst.
Dancing-with-the-Stars.
Show.
Ever.

Blue said...

not only are we members but we are the founders of The Clothespin Club For Men.....well actually we are the only members...

Double the U said...

Yup, you are now covered.

Rodney Dill said...

Bazooka Joe Marley and Theodore Marley never did successfully break into the Reggae music market.

Rodney Dill said...

The ennui of laundry day

Silhouette said...

2.3 seconds after criticizing mother's folding and sorting.

mega said...

"I think this may be a dream...pinch me."

molson said...

Bazooka Joe and Mort try a new gig as clothes pins dispensers.

Submariner said...

PEZ DISPENSER - UR DUIN IT RONG

Matt the K said...

Out take from Eric Idle's rejected 'Minister of Silly Beards' bit.

Steve O said...

I think he said, "The Congressman is NEAR!"

Rodney Dill said...

Just hangin' out

Rodney Dill said...

Hair Club for Men... Ur doin it rong

Anonymous said...

Holder eschews waterboarding for woodboarding.

Rodney Dill said...

Clothepwnd

Submariner said...

I don't think Starsky and Hutch III is going to do even as well as the Stiller/Wilson version

Adriane said...

Given where they could have put those clothes pins, I give a 2 for the concept, and a 1 for execution, but a 9 for decorum.

Festivus said...

Adding the pubic element to the trick proved to elicit just the right eye expression.

Rodney Dill said...

"You're not gonna pin this on me coppers."