Sunday, March 07, 2010
Sunday Free For All
Threadwinner Best of David
Twinkie Monster was one of the most beloved characters at the Folsom Street Fair.
Best of Adriane
Cookie's mother learned a valuable lesson, but at such a cost ...
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In hindsight, the National Zoo's decision to create an educational exhibit on headlice and grooming probably shouldn't have been delegated to the new Director of Primates without ascertaining why he resigned suddenly from Sesame Street.
Best of Blue
mmmmmm - the other white meat
Best of curly
Although Michael Jackson’s ghost looked nothing like the earthly personification of the Gloved Pedophile, it nonetheless still enjoyed giving head jobs to young boys.
Best of Army of Dad
Ang Lee remake of Monsters Inc.
Best of Eric
50 years removed from knowledge of the Sheb Wooley song, little Timmy had no natural fear of purple people eaters.
Best of Submariner
"Little b@stard had it coming for loving Sponge Bob more than me..."
Best of dadoctah
In retrospect, maybe there could have been a better mascot for the fight against childhood obesity than Melvin the Giant Carnivorous Prune.