Sunday, March 07, 2010

Sunday Free For All



Threadwinner Best of David
Twinkie Monster was one of the most beloved characters at the Folsom Street Fair.

Best of Adriane
Cookie's mother learned a valuable lesson, but at such a cost ...

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
In hindsight, the National Zoo's decision to create an educational exhibit on headlice and grooming probably shouldn't have been delegated to the new Director of Primates without ascertaining why he resigned suddenly from Sesame Street.

Best of Blue
mmmmmm - the other white meat

Best of curly
Although Michael Jackson’s ghost looked nothing like the earthly personification of the Gloved Pedophile, it nonetheless still enjoyed giving head jobs to young boys.

Best of Army of Dad
Ang Lee remake of Monsters Inc.

Best of Eric
50 years removed from knowledge of the Sheb Wooley song, little Timmy had no natural fear of purple people eaters.

Best of Submariner
"Little b@stard had it coming for loving Sponge Bob more than me..."

Best of dadoctah
In retrospect, maybe there could have been a better mascot for the fight against childhood obesity than Melvin the Giant Carnivorous Prune.

28 comments:

Adriane said...

Cookie's mother learned a valuable lesson, but at such a cost ...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

In hindsight, the National Zoo's decision to create an educational exhibit on headlice and grooming probably shouldn't have been delegated to the new Director of Primates without ascertaining why he resigned suddenly from Sesame Street.

-OR-

Facesucking - U R doing it wrong!

dadoctah said...

Bart learned, too late, that sometimes "bite me!" can be taken too literally.

David said...

Twinkie Monster was one of the most beloved characters at the Folsom Street Fair.

dub said...

Little Timmy was known to give good head.

Blue said...

mmmmmm - the other white meat

mega said...

Hmm, tastes like chicken.

mega said...

Memo to SEIU Hit Team Assigned To Tea Parties:

We said NO children.

Anonymous said...

Kevin Jennings having a wonderful time in the park.

Vinney

curly said...

Although Michael Jackson’s ghost looked nothing like the earthly personification of the Gloved Pedophile, it nonetheless still enjoyed giving head jobs to young boys.

GregMan said...

A metaphor for the Obama Administration and our grandchildren's wealth if ever I saw one.

Blue said...

...if we get the Senate to promise to change the law later, maybe we can get the House to legalize cannibalism now...yea that will work!!!

censors hip said...

will eating this kid make my butt look fat??

Army of Dad said...

The latest 'shop just made me Grimace.

Army of Dad said...

Ang Lee remake of Monsters Inc.

Army of Dad said...

I guess Timmy grabbed the wrong balloons.

molson said...

I just love these all you can eat parks.

Submariner said...

Unfortunately for the actor, he had picked up Lou Groza's grandson. A split second later and Grimace's left testicle perfectly split the uprights at the entrance to the park.

Eric said...

50 years removed from knowledge of the Sheb Wooley song, little Timmy had no natural fear of purple people eaters.

Whacko said...

Why the membership rolls in the Church of Scientology continue to decline.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Giant purple people eater's thawtbubble as patrons stop, stare and point: Acid reflux is no fun for us either, folks. Anybody got a large roll of TUMS? Kid doesn't want to stay down.

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A second Thawtbubble: We swallow them head first for the same reason pythons do, people... don't want those spindly arms getting stuck in our throats!

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The Giant Purple People Eater isn't a very creative Toastmaster: "Over the lips and past the gums, look out stomach, here he comes!"

curly said...

Answer correctly and win a free iPhone:

Barry was the second cousin twice removed of which famous Barney:

A. Barney Frank, D-Mass.
B. Barney the Dinosaur

Rodney Dill said...

Edmund discovers, too late, the carnivorous nature of the Na'vi.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Sheila was caught in a vicious cycle of binging and purging because everything she ate seemed to go right to her hips.

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"Choking Hazard" - M. Night Shyamalan's latest movie!
Having lain dormant between sofa cushions for years, a lint-covered grape cough drop reaches critical mass and goes on a killing spree.

Submariner said...

"Little b@stard had it coming for loving Sponge Bob more than me..."

Patrick finally snaps.

curly said...

After accepting a dare and chugging a quart of the Obama Kool-Aid at the park, Joe remarked that it was like “overdosing on strychnine”

curly said...

Young Billy was promised a stimulus green job yet got a stimulus blue job by mistake.

dadoctah said...

In retrospect, maybe there could have been a better mascot for the fight against childhood obesity than Melvin the Giant Carnivorous Prune.