1. After her cannonball, Rosie O'Donnell was barred from the LPGA tour.
2. "All right, who awakened Cthulu?"
3. Few pros survived the Scylla and Charybdis Invitational.
4. "Poseidon is angry. Tiger, you didn't happen to seduce any naiads while you were tomcatting did you?"
5. "Just another European cruise ship going down, can't let it mess with my putt."
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"Release the Kraken!"
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Gods version of "Noonan...Noooonan!"
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Terminal Flatulence: Usually a two stroke penalty on the PGA tour.
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A voice in the crowd, " IS ANYBODY A MARINE BIOLOGIST?"
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The course isn't that hard, but the ball washer will kill you.
Best of mega
Seaworld's CEO continued with the putt, refusing to be distracted by the splishly-splashly stuff.
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Ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?
Best of curly
Who put Cecil D. DeMille in charge of the Gulf Channel?