Saturday, March 06, 2010

The Sea Was Angry that Day...

Fred Miranda


1. After her cannonball, Rosie O'Donnell was barred from the LPGA tour.

2. "All right, who awakened Cthulu?"

3. Few pros survived the Scylla and Charybdis Invitational.

4. "Poseidon is angry. Tiger, you didn't happen to seduce any naiads while you were tomcatting did you?"

5. "Just another European cruise ship going down, can't let it mess with my putt."

Threadwinner Best of Rodney Dill
"Release the Kraken!"

Best of HLam
Gods version of "Noonan...Noooonan!"

Best of Submariner
Terminal Flatulence: Usually a two stroke penalty on the PGA tour.

Best of jj
A voice in the crowd, " IS ANYBODY A MARINE BIOLOGIST?"

Best of Jack Reacher
The course isn't that hard, but the ball washer will kill you.

Best of mega
Seaworld's CEO continued with the putt, refusing to be distracted by the splishly-splashly stuff.

Best of racerboy
Ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?

Best of curly
Who put Cecil D. DeMille in charge of the Gulf Channel?

28 comments:

HLam said...

Gods version of "Noonan...Noooonan!"

Anonymous said...

"Do you want to keep it quiet back there? I'm puting."

Vinney

Submariner said...

Terminal Flatulence:
Usually a two stroke penalty on the PGA tour.

Submariner said...

Girl #14 offers to help Tiger find an errant tee shot near the water's edge...

Submariner said...

Evidently, Greg Norman just won a major.

jj said...

A voice in the crowd, " IS ANYBODY A MARINE BIOLOGIST?"

Rodney Dill said...

"Release the Kraken!"

Jack Reacher said...

"Since Obama was elected, I thought this whole rising sea level thing was, you know, over."

Jack Reacher said...

The course isn't that hard, but the ball washer will kill you.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Neither snow nor sleet nor gloom of night nor approaching tsunamis stays these golfers from the completion of their appointed rounds.
Budget constraints, however, may soon stay postal couriers from theirs.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

During police questioning as to why he'd driven the 9 iron into the golfer's brain pan, the caddy said had endured his share of crazy requests from primadonnas, but "calm that noisy ocean or you're fired" really teed him off.

mega said...

Well, when the bukkake genre finally jumped the shark, what DID you expect it to look like?

mega said...

So far, China's new deep water navy is proving less fearsome than expected.

mega said...

Seaworld's CEO continued with the putt, refusing to be distracted by the splishly-splashly stuff.

Submariner said...

Evidently, Willy also had a fling with Tiger after being freed...

Submariner said...

Ol' Subby was never invited to be a spectator at Pebble Beach again after the emergency surfacing at number 17 in 1998.

racerboy said...

Ever have that not-so-fresh feeling?

racerboy said...

"And I thought that giant sucking sound was just your career, Tiger!"

word verif - summing. Summing awfful dis way cumms...

Blue said...

even through his global warming theory says that sea levels are rising, ALGORE built his new golf course at sea level so that he could get a gov't subsidy to build a dyke.......
"taxpayers are stupid" chuckled Al

Rodney Dill said...

"You're still away...."

molson said...

Looks like those high waters may come in handy.

dub said...

Miss O'Donnell....Rosie O'Donnell....your order of douche is here.

curly said...

The god Al Gore must be angry.

curly said...

Mermaid queefs
Hit the reefs.
Tiger’s miss
In the mist

curly said...

Who put Cecil D. DeMille in charge of the Gulf Channel?

curly said...

Playing a round of golf with Moses can be challenging.

Rodney Dill said...

"Dang... ain't Moses found his ball yet?"

Mr. Hankey said...

Putters of the Carribbean