1. Flo from the Progressive commercials looks shockingly different without make-up.
2. "Hurray! I can hypothetically get married in DC now."
3. Bruce was disappointed that no one took him up on his request to "Kiss my grits!"
4. As the recession deepens, unemployed alcoholics desperately try to take advantage of "2-for-1 Ladies Night" specials.
5. Sully described his new boy-toy as "Basically butch, if you are starting from an Adam Lambert/Johnny Weir baseline."
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Now that Donnie got the hair part right. He eagerly awaited the next part of his Samurai Warrior correspondence course.
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Answering the oft-asked question: who do Trekkies laugh at?
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I'm beginning to see why so little anti-Proposition 8 lobbying was done in person.
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Little Known Cap This! Fact: Phil Collins had a love child with Amy Winehouse.
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San Francisco-based neo-samurai swear to be stoic, fearless and always wear their gang bandanas* in public. *burgundy fuschia SKU#187, available at Walmart
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iGhey
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Samurai hairdresser.
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I guess the iPod is for masking his own cries during his daily schoolyard beatdowns.
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This local San Franciscan was disappointed when he caused the "Fire on the Dance Floor"
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"...and I am 1st prize in the ring toss game!"
Threadwinner: Matt the K
Once Swee'pea grew up all the folks in town knew Olive Oyl was a lyin' bitch. "Found him in a basket"--yeah right.
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Rod was having one of those bad hair days...again.
Vinney
Now that Donnie got the hair part right. He eagerly awaited the next part of his Samurai Warrior correspondence course.
Vinney
I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Answering the oft-asked question: who do Trekkies laugh at?
I'm beginning to see why so little anti-Proposition 8 lobbying was done in person.
With this bow, no one will know a cow just shat on my dome.
Well paint my arse red, I never knew there was a bad hair day a hat couldn't fix.
Little Known Cap This! Fact:
Phil Collins had a love child with Amy Winehouse.
No, it's not a necklace; it's my anal guage...
After the first 9 or 10 stoned "victims" of the Texas Scalp-biting Tarantula showed up at the ER with tourniquets on their heads, the nurses all agreed it was one damned good frat prank to pull on college freshmen.
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A photo has surfaced of young Roy Ashburn, years before the ex-California Senator finally admitted to his gayness while vigorously denying his last name had been a subtle clue.
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San Francisco-based neo-samurai swear to be stoic, fearless and always wear their gang bandanas* in public. *burgundy fuschia SKU#187, available at Walmart
WordVerify: rebagm - what the coroner has to do when a corpse rolls down the hillside and the body bag rips open
iGhey
Ang Lee's "The Mikado"
Samurai hairdresser.
I guess the iPod is for masking his own cries during his daily schoolyard beatdowns.
After successfully infiltrating the last known practicing-cannibal tribe, Antropologist Paul Smythe became dinner when his iPod gave him away.
Another liberal blogger pays the price for losing a prop bet to V the K.
Fifteen years ago he wore a shiny gold dress for Halloween. Now look at him.
This local San Franciscan was disappointed when he caused the "Fire on the Dance Floor"
New ObamArmy Slogan - "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Touch, Don't Fight, Blame Bush, Be Entitled"
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iPud
"...and I am 1st prize in the ring toss game!"
Once Swee'pea grew up all the folks in town knew Olive Oyl was a lyin' bitch. "Found him in a basket"--yeah right.
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