Tuesday, March 09, 2010

Real Purty


1. Flo from the Progressive commercials looks shockingly different without make-up.

2. "Hurray! I can hypothetically get married in DC now."

3. Bruce was disappointed that no one took him up on his request to "Kiss my grits!"

4. As the recession deepens, unemployed alcoholics desperately try to take advantage of "2-for-1 Ladies Night" specials.

5. Sully described his new boy-toy as "Basically butch, if you are starting from an Adam Lambert/Johnny Weir baseline."

Best of Vinney
Now that Donnie got the hair part right. He eagerly awaited the next part of his Samurai Warrior correspondence course.

Best of dadoctah
Answering the oft-asked question: who do Trekkies laugh at?

Best of Jack Reacher
I'm beginning to see why so little anti-Proposition 8 lobbying was done in person.

Best of Submariner
Little Known Cap This! Fact: Phil Collins had a love child with Amy Winehouse.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
San Francisco-based neo-samurai swear to be stoic, fearless and always wear their gang bandanas* in public. *burgundy fuschia SKU#187, available at Walmart

Best of Rodney Dill
iGhey

Best of divine miss m
Samurai hairdresser.

Best of Matt the K
I guess the iPod is for masking his own cries during his daily schoolyard beatdowns.

Best of BradyBunch
This local San Franciscan was disappointed when he caused the "Fire on the Dance Floor"

Best of blue
"...and I am 1st prize in the ring toss game!"

Threadwinner: Matt the K
Once Swee'pea grew up all the folks in town knew Olive Oyl was a lyin' bitch. "Found him in a basket"--yeah right.

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rod was having one of those bad hair days...again.

Vinney

Anonymous said...

Now that Donnie got the hair part right. He eagerly awaited the next part of his Samurai Warrior correspondence course.

Vinney

blue said...

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and gay!

dadoctah said...

Answering the oft-asked question: who do Trekkies laugh at?

Jack Reacher said...

I'm beginning to see why so little anti-Proposition 8 lobbying was done in person.

molson said...

With this bow, no one will know a cow just shat on my dome.

molson said...

Well paint my arse red, I never knew there was a bad hair day a hat couldn't fix.

Submariner said...

Little Known Cap This! Fact:

Phil Collins had a love child with Amy Winehouse.

Submariner said...

No, it's not a necklace; it's my anal guage...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

After the first 9 or 10 stoned "victims" of the Texas Scalp-biting Tarantula showed up at the ER with tourniquets on their heads, the nurses all agreed it was one damned good frat prank to pull on college freshmen.

-OR-

A photo has surfaced of young Roy Ashburn, years before the ex-California Senator finally admitted to his gayness while vigorously denying his last name had been a subtle clue.

-OR-

San Francisco-based neo-samurai swear to be stoic, fearless and always wear their gang bandanas* in public. *burgundy fuschia SKU#187, available at Walmart

WordVerify: rebagm - what the coroner has to do when a corpse rolls down the hillside and the body bag rips open

Rodney Dill said...

iGhey

divine miss m said...

Ang Lee's "The Mikado"

divine miss m said...

Samurai hairdresser.

Matt the K said...

I guess the iPod is for masking his own cries during his daily schoolyard beatdowns.

Matt the K said...

After successfully infiltrating the last known practicing-cannibal tribe, Antropologist Paul Smythe became dinner when his iPod gave him away.

Steve O said...

Another liberal blogger pays the price for losing a prop bet to V the K.

Dactyl said...

Fifteen years ago he wore a shiny gold dress for Halloween. Now look at him.

BradyBunch said...

This local San Franciscan was disappointed when he caused the "Fire on the Dance Floor"

Mr. Hankey said...

New ObamArmy Slogan - "Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Touch, Don't Fight, Blame Bush, Be Entitled"

Rodney Dill said...

-or-

iPud

blue said...

"...and I am 1st prize in the ring toss game!"

Matt the K said...

Once Swee'pea grew up all the folks in town knew Olive Oyl was a lyin' bitch. "Found him in a basket"--yeah right.