Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Pistol Packin' Dottas...

Steve O

1. "You can come out, girls. Mr. Glitter has sobered up and gone home."

2. Charlie's Angels for Pedophiles was one of the FX network's edgier offerings.

3. Charleton Heston's great-granddaughters had to be home-schooled after Montessori refused to install a pistol range.

4. When Sarah Palin was elected, the agenda of the new Safe Schools Czar (Ted Nugent) was quite changed ... in a good way.

5. John Woo's The Mikado.


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Threadwinner: Vinney
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"No, why don't *you* clean our rooms?"

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"...and a later bedtime, ice cream for breakfast, a higher allowance, and more TV time. Any problems with that?"

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27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Harry Callahan's daughters make his day.

Vinney

Silhouette said...

I guess Marcia is getting that attic room this time

dub said...

The girl in the middle has fat knees.

dadoctah said...

Andy Sidaris: the early years.

molson said...

The Nugent girls were well prepared for the Obamocalypse.

Mr Hankey said...

Cookie sales in Detroit.

blue said...

Silly Rabbit, Trix are for kids....bang....bang, bang.... bang, bang

dub said...

Oh sure, when Katie puts a gun to her sisters head its cute...but when I do it, its a felony.

dub said...

Late Term Abortion....UR DOIN IT RONG!!

Blondie said...

At least they have decent trigger control!

Submariner said...

Janey got a gun...
And Cindy and Susie got two.

Submariner said...

Go ahead, dub. Make ANOTHER crack about "baby fat."

Submariner said...

Guess which girl just eliminated an illegal and get 15 free rounds at Bert's Bullet's and Beers.



ATDHE

Submariner said...

If Aisha looked like this, Mo would have found another bride.

mega said...

This week on Law & Order - three white, Christian girls brainwashed by religious conservative nutjobs go on a crazy killing spree against innocent, patriotic, hard-working Pakistanis!

Steve O said...

Always mindful of safety, Ted Nugent taught his daughters to keep their trigger fingers along barrel -- and not on the trigger itself -- when carrying loaded guns around the house.

Mr Hankey said...

Another Jonas Brother better not get married...

Kaptain Krude said...

In this undated photo, Lara Croft (r) and her two sisters. Tragically, both sisters had mysterious fatal accidents, leaving Lara an only child. We explore Lara's pain, when we return to Behind the Videogame.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Earliest known photo of The Golden Girls.

-OR-

The NRA's remake of Eight is Enough spoofed our draconian government's lame attempts to reduce ammo clip size.

-OR-

Thursday Babes, 2025
(long live CapThis)

-OR-

Liberal "no spank" parents eventually learn that appeasement can take a nasty turn when negotiating curfews and allowances.

WordVerify: endation - Where our corrupt legislators have steered this great country.

mega said...

The annual reenactment of the fall of the Maginot Line really highlighted the cultural and military differences with the US.

dub said...

4 little girls playing guns, 4 little girls.....take one down, pass her... *BANG*

3 little girls playing guns, 3 little girls.....

Anonymous said...

Roman Polanski auditions can turn ugly.

Vinney

Dactyl said...

"No, why don't you clean our rooms?"

Steve O said...

"...and a later bedtime, ice cream for breakfast, a higher allowance, and more TV time. Any problems with that?"

Submariner said...

If AoM and AoD had three daughters; I'm just sayin...

Adriane said...

Lacking a steady supply of Chemical X, the black powder puff girls found their own way of saving the world ... before bedtime.

Submariner said...

Look, soldier, our weapons ARE our guns and we have fun using them...