Thursday, March 11, 2010

Nice Hat. I wish I had a hat like that.

16 comments:

Army of Dad said...

Kobe I'm open!

Army of Dad said...

Hunting on the sand for the ever elusive zebrakini...

divine miss m said...

Is that what they mean by 'breech-loader?'

Submariner said...

Thawt bubble; "I wonder what Mom meant when she said that if I found sex to be a pain in the @ss, then I wasn't doing it right?"

John.....just John said...

You have to resort to extreme positions to remove tan lines from the dreaded taint region.

Army of Dad said...

Oh sure objectify her, but scoliosis is no laughing matter.

wv: antrise and something is bound to rise

Carpe Phlogiston said...

GUY Factoid #827: We won't admit it to wives and girlfriends, but 9 out of 10 guys are instinctively attracted to blondes who don't know how to recline in a lounge chair but take directions well.

Submariner said...

...and here's Misty, presenting, the "Real Life - Anything Goes Award."

Submariner said...

I didn't realize Ann Colter was a beach-tan fan, but I can appreciate her, um, passion.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Belinda, a freshman in environmental science, was delighted that guys on campus all wanted to know her position on endangered teak patio furniture. However, she was a bit wobbly when asked to take a stand on teak tabletops.

WordVerify: pyano - a math nerd talking about his music lessons?

Kaptain Krude said...

"I queef in your general direction!" This new version of Monty Python"s Holy Grail takes some liberties, yet the faithful mystifingly still flocked to it.

Army of Mom said...

Yes, yes, you have been a naughty girl and I must certainly punish yo... wait a minute. Did I type that outloud?

Army of Mom said...

Frankie Avalon's wildest dreams finally came true.

Army of Mom said...

Army of Dad's remake of Beach Blanket Bingo.

dadoctah said...

Is this one of those ass-hats I keep hearing about?

Army of Mom said...

It rubs the suntan lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.