A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Kobe I'm open!
Hunting on the sand for the ever elusive zebrakini...
Is that what they mean by 'breech-loader?'
Thawt bubble; "I wonder what Mom meant when she said that if I found sex to be a pain in the @ss, then I wasn't doing it right?"
You have to resort to extreme positions to remove tan lines from the dreaded taint region.
Oh sure objectify her, but scoliosis is no laughing matter.wv: antrise and something is bound to rise
GUY Factoid #827: We won't admit it to wives and girlfriends, but 9 out of 10 guys are instinctively attracted to blondes who don't know how to recline in a lounge chair but take directions well.
...and here's Misty, presenting, the "Real Life - Anything Goes Award."
I didn't realize Ann Colter was a beach-tan fan, but I can appreciate her, um, passion.
Belinda, a freshman in environmental science, was delighted that guys on campus all wanted to know her position on endangered teak patio furniture. However, she was a bit wobbly when asked to take a stand on teak tabletops.WordVerify: pyano - a math nerd talking about his music lessons?
"I queef in your general direction!" This new version of Monty Python"s Holy Grail takes some liberties, yet the faithful mystifingly still flocked to it.
Yes, yes, you have been a naughty girl and I must certainly punish yo... wait a minute. Did I type that outloud?
Frankie Avalon's wildest dreams finally came true.
Army of Dad's remake of Beach Blanket Bingo.
Is this one of those ass-hats I keep hearing about?
It rubs the suntan lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
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