Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Nasty Little Thing


1. Typical Tea Party family as envisioned by MSNBC.

2. Rick thought being a NAMBLA Nazi would make him the most hated person in America, but just to be sure, he threw some kittens into a wood chipper and put a Sarah Palin '12 sticker on his Hummer.

3. "Make sure you thank Mr. Gibson for the autographed T-shirt, Billy."

4. "I bet that bitch kindergarten teacher wouldn't have had a problem with a hammer-and-sickle T-shirt."

5. Rick began to wonder whether buying semen from that Argentinian cloning laboratory for his wife's in vitro had been a wide move.

Threadwinner: Mr. Hankey
Kyle goes to "Mein Day-Kampf"

Best of Vinney
"Daddy, after we see the Air and Space Museum, can we go to the Holocaust Museum? Please, please, please"!

Best of blue
"...and Daddy said next year we vacation in Poland"

Best of Dactyl
Kid thought bubble: "...and once I chew through this shirt I'm gonna start on my arm..."

Best of mega
Nazi apparel tastes surprisingly good.

Best of Rodney Dill
'Ah.... Spring in Livonia

Best of divine miss m
I wonder if this is how old man Kennedy felt when he watched his kids play touch football on the lawn?

Best of Army of Dad
Nazis, hanging your targets for you since 1933.

Best of BradyBunch
Like father like son

Best of mega
"Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a derivatives-trading cosmpolitan who uses cunning words to steal money from good land-owning country-folk while producing nothing, and bringing gay culture to the theater while designing abstract theories for the government to reorganize our family units. Can I? Can I?"

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Daddy, after we see the Air and Space Museum, can we go to the Holocaust Museum? Please, please, please"!

Vinney

blue said...

"...and Daddy said next year we vacation in Poland"

Capt. Queeg said...

Eat my shortz...ur doing it wrong

Mr. Hankey said...

Kyle goes to "Mein Day-Kampf"

Anonymous said...

Little Timmy knows even at his age that the last time we tried Americans ate Nazis for breakfast.

Eric

Dactyl said...

Kid thought bubble: "...and once I chew through this shirt I'm gonna start on my arm..."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Looks like Sgt. Schultz finally got lucky with Fräulein Hilda and they produced a little hun.

-OR-

Ironically, little Gunther hit his teens, came out of the closet, married a big black tranny and generally earned dad a helluva lot more teasing than he got from running around in a funny looking hoodie robe waving a torch and quoting scriptures.

WordVerify: sward - I coulda sward I left my keys in my coat.

mega said...

Nazi apparel tastes surprisingly good.

mega said...

"As long as they're pro-health care reform, what difference does a couple of t-shirt make?" With that, ACORN signed up its next two voters for the midterms.

BradyBunch said...

The president's call to "Chew through Evil" was taken literally by the younger generation of Americans.

Rodney Dill said...

'Ah.... Spring in Livonia

divine miss m said...

I wonder if this is how old man Kennedy felt when he watched his kids play touch football on the lawn?

Mr. Hankey said...

Seeing that some kids put 'everything' in their mouth - Brad decides to hold Kyle's wrist straight through the duration of his entire childhood.

molson said...

Three Reichs was more than enough I think.

Army of Dad said...

No no, I called you a 'pansy' not a Panzer.

Army of Dad said...

Nazis, hanging your targets for you since 1933.

Army of Dad said...

Leftists take note; these are actual Nazis.

Army of Dad said...

I thought Nazis killed the retarded...that kid doesn't look right is all I'm saying.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Slowly but surely, the parasitic third reich sand dollar Dendrasteridae derFührerii crept toward its next victim's throat. Later, Hermann's father would tearfully admit he'd forgotten to bring extra-strength DEET to ocktoberfest.

BradyBunch said...

Like father like son

dub said...

X marks the GED.

Submariner said...

I'm trying to figure out if the kid biting his shirt is more or less disturbing than the kid biting the fart bubbles in the bathtub?

mega said...

Bob really resented that the park's one concession stand only sold kreplach, bagels, and borsht.

mega said...

In Axelrold's most cynical astroturf program to date, Clayton and his boy Cletis became the start-up group for Nazis For Obama Who Demand Affordable Health Care And Good Green Jobs.

mega said...

Dude, Boys From Brazil was just a movie...let it go.

mega said...

"Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be a derivatives-trading cosmpolitan who uses cunning words to steal money from good land-owning country-folk while producing nothing, and bringing gay culture to the theater while designing abstract theories for the government to reorganize our family units. Can I? Can I?"

dadoctah said...

America's answer to Prince Harry.