Tuesday, March 16, 2010
Meanwhile, in a New Jersey Rest Area
1. Illegal cockfights remain a problem in many urban areas.
2. Calvin Klein and Tommy Hilfiger work out the final details of their merger.
3. Keith Olbermann and Rachel Maddow finally decide whose is bigger. Maddow wins.
4. "No kidding! I love Twilight too!"
5. "Damn it, Rahm! I'm still not voting for health care!"
Best of Army of Dad
ORA: Don't cross the streams...it would be bad.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
TENDER MOMENT @ Lilith Fair: After being disqualified in Round One for refusing to wax, two hirsute Thursday Babe wannabes console each other on the banks of the Bitchydoomie River.
Best of dadoctah
All across America, gladiators and guys who've been in a Turkish prison pause to pay a final tribute to the late Captain Clarence Ouver.
Best of Silhouette
blah blah Wonder Twins Powers Activate blah blah Ang Lee Remake
Best of Matt the K
"Bubba, when you said you wanted to go up my dirt path, I thought you meant this here one on my property."
Best of metalgarth
I see Adam Lambert is making a video for "Pants on the Ground"
Best of Vinney
Barney Frank- The Wonder Years.
Best of Rodney Dill
Best of dub
Flame On....yeah, no kidding.
Best of molson
How does this contest work again?
Best of Mr Hankey
Paula still has clandestine meetings with the American Idol participants.
Best of Submariner
Nothin' ta be seein' here, folks;
'Tis jist two French girls greetin' each other after their summer break. Please ta be movin' along, now...
So, Governor, come here often?