1. "Yeah, those boys from St. Joseph's Academy really freaked when they saw our Satanic Goat's Head mascot and the bloody pentagram at center court."
2. "Dammit! Can't we have just one normal game where Tom Cruise doesn't try and sell us on Scientology?"
3. Other team's shooting and passing attempts were invariably distracted by the creepy deformed hand growing out of Billy's shoulder.
4. "The thing is, guys, I'm two payments behind on the Prius and... long-story short, if you could miss a few lay-ups in the next period and keep the spread down to six points, it would help out your old coach a lot. Whaddya say?"
5. "I can't believe you schmucks are down 15 points against a girls team."