1. "Lookee me! I'se a scientist! Yee-haw!" ATDHE.
2. When it was explained how the tiny Teleprompter could be implanted in his cornea, the president wet his pants in sheer delight.
3. "Frankly, Mr. President, you're not even qualified to sweep the floors here. Now, please back away from the virulent pathogen."
4. "I guess you're more familiar with the kind of 'lab' people set up in garages and storage units, huh Mr. President?"
5. "Actually, Mr. President, you're thinking of a tele-scope. The 'I can see Uranus' joke really doesn't work here."
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "So Biden's brain on the edge of a razor looks just like..."
Scientist: "a pea... rolling down a four... lane... highway..."
Best of Vinney
"Sir, if you look closely, you can see traces of your popularity."
Best of Oiao
Ah, um, auh, which end do I bow to?
Best of GregMan
Hussein looks at the last vestiges of American freedom and liberty.
Best of dub
...and then the other end is embedded deep in your anal cavity. Now look here, and you should be able to see your head.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama: "Hey, did I just see a little ship go floating past with Dennis Quaid at the helm?"
Best of divine miss m
Stand back; I’m going to try science.
Threadwinner: curly
“Free radicals attack the WHITE blood cells? I like it!”
Best of Steve O
"So, if I look in this thingy here, can I SEE the embyros die?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "Cool Hookah... Where do I suck?"
Scientist: "Everywhere."
Best of Jay Guevara
"The macrophages acted stupidly."
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "So Biden's brain on the edge of a razor looks just like..."
Scientist: "a pea... rolling down a four... lane... highway..."
Best of Vinney
"Sir, if you look closely, you can see traces of your popularity."
Best of Oiao
Ah, um, auh, which end do I bow to?
Best of GregMan
Hussein looks at the last vestiges of American freedom and liberty.
Best of dub
...and then the other end is embedded deep in your anal cavity. Now look here, and you should be able to see your head.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Obamalama: "Hey, did I just see a little ship go floating past with Dennis Quaid at the helm?"
Best of divine miss m
Stand back; I’m going to try science.
Threadwinner: curly
“Free radicals attack the WHITE blood cells? I like it!”
Best of Steve O
"So, if I look in this thingy here, can I SEE the embyros die?"
Best of Rodney Dill
Obama: "Cool Hookah... Where do I suck?"
Scientist: "Everywhere."
Best of Jay Guevara
"The macrophages acted stupidly."
34 comments:
Obama: "So Biden's brain on the edge of a razor looks just like..."
Scientist: "a pea... rolling down a four... lane... highway..."
"Yessir... if we can see your balls we can reattach them."
"...no, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night.
"Sir, if you look closely, you can see traces of your popularity."
Vinney
Ah, um, auh, which end do I bow to?
yes, yes, shrinking all the republicans will make their votes count less...yes, yes - health care will now pass
Obama looks everywhere to find enough votes to pass his health care bill...
"So, um, uh, I can get, duh, Internet pr0n on this, uhhh, thing, right!"
Hussein looks at the last vestiges of American freedom and liberty.
your going to need this to see your chances at being re-elected
...and then the other end is embedded deep in your anal cavity. Now look here, and you should be able to see your head.
“This is the strangest looking crack pipe….”
"Ha! Limbaugh was wrong! Look! Gibbs does have a brain."
Vinney
where do I put the quarter?
"Alive! It's alive! It's alive!" - Obamalama does his famous Gene Wilder impersonation to an unappreciative audience of one.
-OR-
Dr. Shemp strikes a blow for the Tea Party and nerds everywhere by putting black shoe polish on the eyepiece... but it would be days before anyone at the White House noticed.
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Obamalama: "Hey, did I just see a little ship go floating past with Dennis Quaid at the helm?"
"Why...uh...thank you... uh... uh... for letting me ...uh...watch your...uh...small screen ...uh... TV, corpse-man."
Obama thought bubble: "I bet this is how George Washington Carver got started."
"Yessir, Mr. President, proof positive that you're 100% white after all. But your secret is safe with me."
"Don't worry, Mr. President, modern antibiotics can knock out the clap in no time. Do you have an HMO or a PPO?"
Improved version:
"Yessir, Mr. President, proof positive that you're 100% white after all. Guess the joke's on the electorate, huh?"
Stand back; I’m going to try science.
"Please don't touch the microscope, Mr. President."
"It's, um, OK, I'm a, um, Nobel laureate."
“Free radicals attack the WHITE blood cells? I like it!”
President Obama is honored to have a newly discovered intestinal parasite named after him.
"So, if I look in this thingy here, can I SEE the embyros die?"
I, um, guess I'll be, uhhh, right here, when my um, laxative kicks in...
The One's thawt bubble*: "THAT much economy still left? What else can we tax?"
*I know, kind of oxymoronic, but I needed it for the cap.
BO does his best Organ Grinder's pet impersonation to rave reviews.
"And you say when we go live I'll be able to control them all from here?"
Our Dear Leader shows researchers how to cure cancer.
Obama: "Cool Hookah... Where do I suck?"
Scientist: "Everywhere."
Obama joins the death panel's review of Margaret Wilson's pap smear. Afterwards he decides that she only desrerves some Tylenol.
"The macrophages acted stupidly."
"OK, I see the sickle cells. But where are the hammer cells?"
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