Saturday, March 13, 2010

Hoop Dreams


1. "Get your fat ass off my basketball hoop!" yelled Coach Dub.

2. Come on, Kobe. Take. The. Hint.

3. With their settlements, Tiger Woods mistresses were able to start a WNBA franchise.

4. "My power queefs do wonders for my jump-shot."

5. Dr. Steven makes Gynecology exams fun for everyone!

Best of blue
"...hey, any of you tall basketball players ever go up on a girl??"

Best of Vinney
Sally the Slut thought with the free beaver shot, the ref would overlook calling her for goal tending.

Best of molson
Kinda gives new meaning to take it to the hole.

Best of Spin
Just airin' it out.

Best of sonicfrog
So THAT'S what Starbuck was doing in her lost period...

Best of dadoctah
Not being a true Southern debutante, Traci misunderstood her fetish customer's request to wear a hoopskirt.

Best of metalgarth
"Catholic High School Girls Basketball Players in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

Best of censors hip
hey fellows...I'm wide open...stuff me

Threadwinner: curly
Camouflage maneuvers to use when your tampon string is showing.

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Blonde Thawtbubble: "The guys tell me free throw orgasms are, like, the bestest ever."

Best of Steve O
Some girls just project that "I'm good to go" vibe.

33 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Kobe actually made a pass?

Oiao said...

Aye, you could put a basketball up that Lasse.....

Oiao said...

New definition of a 'Lay Up'?

censors hip said...

"...does this basket make my butt look fat?"

blue said...

the sex ed teacher said "let me demonstrate again, the ball goes in the basket, the ball goes in the basket..."

blue said...

"...hey, any of you tall basketball players ever go up on a girl??"

Anonymous said...

Sally the Slut thought with the free beaver shot, the ref would overlook calling her for goal tending.

Vinney

dadoctah said...

"Seriously, dude, you can get her. It's a slam-dunk!"

wv: losining. What winniners never do.

molson said...

Kinda gives new meaning to take it to the hole.

Submariner said...

Nothin' Nothin'
Just hangin' around, waitin' to get stuffed, downin' some Buds...
You?

Spin said...

Nice smile, now schooch up a little for a three point shot.

or

Just airin' it out.

BradyBunch said...

That, my friend, is an easy way score.

Anonymous said...

You've always got to take the high percentage shots

sonicfrog said...

So THAT'S what Starbuck was doing in her lost period...

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Amusement park metaphor - "You have to be this big to go on this ride."

-OR-

Rebound Relationship... U R Doing It RONG

-OR-

The silly grin suggests that she's a dribbler.

dadoctah said...

Not being a true Southern debutante, Traci misunderstood her fetish customer's request to wear a hoopskirt.

wv: advento. Superhero with twenty-four little doors in his chest.

metalgarth said...

"Catholic High School Girls Basketball Players in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.

mega said...

Basketball, after the socialist takeover, was all about getting players to net height to "level the playing field".

Adriane said...

Why Scarlet, I do declare that is the smallest hoop skirt I ever did see ...

censors hip said...

hey fellows...I'm wide open...stuff me

Spin said...

The new birthing chairs came out this week.

Spin said...

Lady Tiger...
this must be the 19th hole.

curly said...

And the winner of this year's "Recycle Rosie O'Donnell's Diaphragm" contest is high school senior Cindy Jones of Wheaton, Illinois.

curly said...

Al Gore may have discovered the Internet, but Darla discovered the queefnet.

Dactyl said...

She's a really good jumper, she's nor too bright, and her laxative is kicking in.

Anonymous said...

After winning a championship, the team usually cuts the strings hanging down from the rim.

curly said...

Camouflage maneuvers to use when your tampon string is showing.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Blonde Thawtbubble: "The guys tell me free throw orgasms are, like, the bestest ever."

-OR-

The grinning fire brigade commander, speaking on condition of anonymity, admitted that he usually didn't send 4 dozen firemen from 7 departments to rescue pussies caught up a tree.

Steve O said...

Chances of NOT being asked to the prom... 0%.

Steve O said...

Some girls just project that "I'm good to go" vibe.

Submariner said...

Somethin' tells me this was NOT dub's prom date.

Kaptain Krude said...

Ang Lee remakes "Hoosiers".

Steve O said...

Dreams of my Farter.