1. "Get your fat ass off my basketball hoop!" yelled Coach Dub.
2. Come on, Kobe. Take. The. Hint.
3. With their settlements, Tiger Woods mistresses were able to start a WNBA franchise.
4. "My power queefs do wonders for my jump-shot."
5. Dr. Steven makes Gynecology exams fun for everyone!
Best of blue
"...hey, any of you tall basketball players ever go up on a girl??"
Best of Vinney
Sally the Slut thought with the free beaver shot, the ref would overlook calling her for goal tending.
Best of molson
Kinda gives new meaning to take it to the hole.
Best of Spin
Just airin' it out.
Best of sonicfrog
So THAT'S what Starbuck was doing in her lost period...
Best of dadoctah
Not being a true Southern debutante, Traci misunderstood her fetish customer's request to wear a hoopskirt.
Best of metalgarth
"Catholic High School Girls Basketball Players in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
Best of censors hip
hey fellows...I'm wide open...stuff me
Threadwinner: curly
Camouflage maneuvers to use when your tampon string is showing.
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
Blonde Thawtbubble: "The guys tell me free throw orgasms are, like, the bestest ever."
Best of Steve O
Some girls just project that "I'm good to go" vibe.
33 comments:
Kobe actually made a pass?
Aye, you could put a basketball up that Lasse.....
New definition of a 'Lay Up'?
"...does this basket make my butt look fat?"
the sex ed teacher said "let me demonstrate again, the ball goes in the basket, the ball goes in the basket..."
"...hey, any of you tall basketball players ever go up on a girl??"
Sally the Slut thought with the free beaver shot, the ref would overlook calling her for goal tending.
Vinney
"Seriously, dude, you can get her. It's a slam-dunk!"
wv: losining. What winniners never do.
Kinda gives new meaning to take it to the hole.
Nothin' Nothin'
Just hangin' around, waitin' to get stuffed, downin' some Buds...
You?
Nice smile, now schooch up a little for a three point shot.
or
Just airin' it out.
That, my friend, is an easy way score.
You've always got to take the high percentage shots
So THAT'S what Starbuck was doing in her lost period...
Amusement park metaphor - "You have to be this big to go on this ride."
-OR-
Rebound Relationship... U R Doing It RONG
-OR-
The silly grin suggests that she's a dribbler.
Not being a true Southern debutante, Traci misunderstood her fetish customer's request to wear a hoopskirt.
wv: advento. Superhero with twenty-four little doors in his chest.
"Catholic High School Girls Basketball Players in Trouble" a Samuel L. Bronkowitz production.
Basketball, after the socialist takeover, was all about getting players to net height to "level the playing field".
Why Scarlet, I do declare that is the smallest hoop skirt I ever did see ...
hey fellows...I'm wide open...stuff me
The new birthing chairs came out this week.
Lady Tiger...
this must be the 19th hole.
And the winner of this year's "Recycle Rosie O'Donnell's Diaphragm" contest is high school senior Cindy Jones of Wheaton, Illinois.
Al Gore may have discovered the Internet, but Darla discovered the queefnet.
She's a really good jumper, she's nor too bright, and her laxative is kicking in.
After winning a championship, the team usually cuts the strings hanging down from the rim.
Camouflage maneuvers to use when your tampon string is showing.
Blonde Thawtbubble: "The guys tell me free throw orgasms are, like, the bestest ever."
-OR-
The grinning fire brigade commander, speaking on condition of anonymity, admitted that he usually didn't send 4 dozen firemen from 7 departments to rescue pussies caught up a tree.
Chances of NOT being asked to the prom... 0%.
Some girls just project that "I'm good to go" vibe.
Somethin' tells me this was NOT dub's prom date.
Ang Lee remakes "Hoosiers".
Dreams of my Farter.
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