Wednesday, March 17, 2010

The Hollaback Girl

K is P

1. ♬ "Fee-lings! Whoa Whoa Whoa Fee-lings!" ♬

2. An Attention Whore to the end, Sheehan's attempt to drive her Prius at 94 miles per hour on an LA freeway while trying to dial 911 would prove a final, fatal act of desperation.

3. "It was seven years ago today that Rachel Corrie died in Palestine. Who's up for IHOP?"

4. ♬ "Listen, all y'all it's a sabotage!" ♬




Best of Silhouette
Bob Denver really let himself go

Best of molson
Re-elect Boosh!

Best of curly
"If anybody wants to know where cyndyism is, cyndyism is that there's one, two press people in this gallery."

Threadwinner: GregMan
"Kobe! Kooobe!!!"
No matter how loudly Cindy She-hag screeched, Kobe pretended not to hear her.,

Best of Jay Guevara
"Who the hell shrunk my megaphone?"

Best of Submariner
Hey good lookin,' I'll be back to... where you runnin' to?

Best of Silhouette
"HALP! My son really didn't die and he's stuck in a balloon!"

Best of Jack Reacher
Step right up and I'll guess your weight, then harangue you for forty minutes about fascist Neocons.

Best of Matt the K
Tonight on Dateline: Kurt Cobain announces to a stunned Seattle crowd that his death was staged to get that freakazoid wife off his back, and for everyone to go f**k themselves.

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Once in the limelight, even Cindy Sheehan felt her orgasms had to be heard by all.

Vinney

dub said...

FRESNO!!! WOOOOO....FRESNO!!!!! GO FRESNO!!!!!

dub said...

Carrot Top looks terrible without makeup.

censors hip said...

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jeb.......

Silhouette said...

Bob Denver really let himself go

Silhouette said...

'Ow to speak Irish: Blarney.

molson said...

Re-elect Boosh!

curly said...

"If anybody wants to know where cyndyism is, cyndyism is that there's one, two press people in this gallery."

molson said...

San Francisco area pie hole now open for business with extended hours.

GregMan said...

"Kobe! Kooobe!!!"

No matter how loudly Cindy She-hag screeched, Kobe pretended not to hear her.,

GregMan said...

"Hey! I'm still relevant! Look at me! Look at me!!!"

GregMan said...

Suddenly Gavin Newsome and that damn microphone look pretty good by comparison.

Jay Guevara said...

"Who the hell shrunk my megaphone?"

Jay Guevara said...

Whoever takes that megaphone away from her deserves the Nobel Peace Prize a lot more than Prince Hussein.

Submariner said...

Hey good lookin,' I'll be back to... where you runnin' to?

Submariner said...

I've added up all the sound bites and FOX still owes me 17 seconds of my 15 minutes.
I WANT THEM NOW!

Submariner said...

I.WANT.TO.BE.TIPPER'S.LITTLE.BUDDY!

sonicfrog said...
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Mr Hankey said...

This band camp is gonna suck.

Kaptain Krude said...

Standard Cap This! caption #1: B-RAAAAAaaaaaaaaa-ack!

Silhouette said...

"HALP! My son really didn't die and he's stuck in a balloon!"

Mr Hankey said...

I don't know but I've been told...a big legged woman ain't got no soul!!

Army of Dad said...

ORA: There should be more violins on tv!

sonicfrog said...

Gentlemen:

I know we have suffered various indignities, and been the butt of more than a few jokes. But I want everyone to know this; Cindy Sheehan has absolutely NO connection to us what-so-ever.

Thanks for your time.

Signed:

Fresno, California.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Mission Not Accomplished - Few know that Cindy once tried to distract the guards and slip into the Bush compound as coxswain on a miniature version of the USS Abraham Lincoln crewed by topless Daughters of the American Revolution.

WordVerify: matatt What she'll say if you ask a tramp what that huge black stamp on her butt is.

Rodney Dill said...


Roxannnne...

curly said...

Fresno: Freakin’ republican elitist sanctimonious neocon overlords.

curly said...

“Number 45!...Calling number 45!...Your turn in the ditch!...Bring your fifty cents!”

curly said...

“Jesse Jackson: I’m open!”

Jack Reacher said...

There is no parking in the red zone...

Jack Reacher said...

Step right up and I'll guess your weight, then harangue you for forty minutes about fascist Neocons.

Submariner said...

I said; LESS COW BELL!

Matt the K said...

Tonight on Dateline: Kurt Cobain announces to a stunned Seattle crowd that his death was staged to get that freakazoid wife off his back, and for everyone to go f**k themselves.

Submariner said...

Riffing on Cap This Standard #3:

"BRAAAAAAAIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNS!"
If I only had one...