Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Hello Fetish Freaks
1. "This Anti-War Protest is boring. Let's go over to the Tea Party protests and yell the n-word at some black congressman."
2. As Hollywood scraped the bottom of the barrel, a remake Laverne & Shirley movie became increasingly inevitable.
3. "ACORN's closing up shop? Damn! Now, I'll never get that home loan."
4. "Does ObamaCare cover syphilis? Please tell me it covers syphilis!"
5. "Because the SecState has a notorious rubber fetish. That's why."
Best of Vinney
Young Lt Theo Kojack hated working vice.
Best of Jack Reacher
Tour bus narrator: "And if you look out the left side of the bus...ah...actually, let's look out the right side for a minute."
Best of dadoctah
Thank God! It's Electra Woman and Dynagirl! We're saved!
Best of Barco Sin Vela II
..."It looks just like a Telefunken U47"
When I said I wanted a HoHo, I meant a snack cake.
Best of Rodney Dill
"Gawd... who wears white latex before Easter."