Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Hello Fetish Freaks


1. "This Anti-War Protest is boring. Let's go over to the Tea Party protests and yell the n-word at some black congressman."

2. As Hollywood scraped the bottom of the barrel, a remake Laverne & Shirley movie became increasingly inevitable.

3. "ACORN's closing up shop? Damn! Now, I'll never get that home loan."

4. "Does ObamaCare cover syphilis? Please tell me it covers syphilis!"

5. "Because the SecState has a notorious rubber fetish. That's why."

Best of Vinney
Young Lt Theo Kojack hated working vice.

Best of Jack Reacher
Tour bus narrator: "And if you look out the left side of the bus...ah...actually, let's look out the right side for a minute."

Best of dadoctah
Thank God! It's Electra Woman and Dynagirl! We're saved!

Best of Barco Sin Vela II
..."It looks just like a Telefunken U47"
With Leather?

Threadwinner: molson
When I said I wanted a HoHo, I meant a snack cake.

Best of Rodney Dill
"Gawd... who wears white latex before Easter."

24 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

the new ICanHasCheezburgerwoman and Batgirl.

Rodney Dill said...

I like all day suckers... and one even has a lollipop.

Rodney Dill said...
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dub said...

Even skin tight leather wear cant hide that fat roll.


wv: mipandas, they taste like chicken

Anonymous said...

Young Lt Theo Kojack hated working vice.

Vinney

Adriane said...

Now people, BE NICE! So my dad likes big tits and my mom likes candy on a stick. We're just like everyone else.

Jack Reacher said...

"Look at the guy with all the clothespins on his face."
"What a freak."

wv: hortata--Yep, I see 'em.

Jack Reacher said...

Tour bus narrator: "And if you look out the left side of the bus...ah...actually, let's look out the right side for a minute."

wv: purger. Yep.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Heard backstage: Hey Zippy, stop dropping the marionette strings, this isn't a Punch & Judy skit! The show's about to begin and goth Twiggy has to grab Catwoman's boobies first.

-OR-

I dunno, Emma, talcum powder and lotion is not making this outfit any less itchy. I think Jerry lied to me cause I dropped his toothbrush in the toilet.

dadoctah said...

Thank God! It's Electra Woman and Dynagirl! We're saved!

Barco Sin Vela II said...

..."It looks just like a Telefunken U47"

With Leather?

molson said...

Hey! Give me back my car seat covers!

molson said...

When I said I wanted a HoHo, I meant a snack cake.

Submariner said...

molson said...
When I said I wanted a HoHo, I meant a snack cake.



Excellent!

Blue said...

"..and after Conan gave me a facial, my hair started turning red!"

Rodney Dill said...

"Gawd... who wears white latex before Easter."

Rodney Dill said...

ATS&CHE

(And Then Stacy and Clinton's heads exploded)

Submariner said...

Alice Cooper - lookin' pretty much the same, actually...

Submariner said...

Rip the dress and put on your strap-on, Gwen; we're almost to Folsom Street and we don't want to look odd.

Steve O said...

In the world of picking up chicks these would not be known as "hard targets."

Kaptain Krude said...

"Aw geez, here comes that dub fellow again. Quick, suck in that gut before he says something!"

wv: morst - the most worst

mega said...

NEVER suck on full-size banana lollipops in public.

Festivus said...

Is that David Hasseloff waving at us?

racerboy said...

Britney and Winona get ready for another big night..