Friday, March 19, 2010

Evoking Fond Memories of Cleopatra 2525

Sondra K

1. The Vancouver Olympic Committee liked the concept, but went with a giant inflatable beaver instead.

2. Well, now we know where one of the white women is at.

3. "Screw the seals, my tits are freezing off! Aren't there some endangered tropical animals somewhere?"

4. "The Temp Agency really oversold the glamor of this assignment. We get paid for this right? Right?"

5. Will purge for food.

Best of Vinney
The passing crowd was so moved by their cause, the girls raised $573 that day- all in dollar bills.

Best of dub
A baby seal walks into a club.....
GET IT?? GET IT??? ZOMG I IS TEH FUNNAH!!!!!1!

Best of Double the U
They are not animal activists, they just spoke out against Putin and this is their punishment.

Best of Submariner
Why? Because if we don't, then Canadian Tupperware won't stay air-tight. Right Misty?

Best of Steve O
And here I thought "clubbing the baby seal" was just a euphymism.

Best of mega
Little did they know the Russian part said "Support Rabbi Kahane, deport all the Palestinians."

Best of Rodney Dill
What's red and white and dumb all over.

27 comments:

dub said...

We're still allowed to eat the beaver though, right?

Anonymous said...

The passing crowd was so moved by their cause, the girls raised $573 that day- all in dollar bills.

Vinney

dub said...

A baby seal walks into a club.....


GET IT?? GET IT??? ZOMG I IS TEH FUNNAH!!!!!1!

Double the U said...

They are not animal activists, they just spoke out against Putin and this is their punishment.

dadoctah said...

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Canadian chicks are just goofy.

Submariner said...

Why? Because if we don't, then Canadian Tupperware won't stay air-tight. Right Misty?

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Three Russian gals coming out of the Vladivostok aeroflot terminal after a nice warm ozoney Australian weekend getaway. Guess which one used SPF 10000?

Wordverify: conation - Nowadays, native Americans ruefully chuckle at that concept.

Submariner said...

All I can say is that must be some POWERFUL tape covering them nips...

Submariner said...

Speaking of unusually bad places to be when your laxative kicks in...

Submariner said...

The Rev'rund Jesse fumed; why wasn't there a woman of color in the display?

molson said...

Canadians suck at baseball so what the heck else do you expect them to do with all those bats?

Submariner said...

...because there's no such thing as a nice tight walrus.

dadoctah said...

wv: ousible. Or as these gals would pronounce it, 'oosible'.

Steve O said...

If they REALLY wanted to stop the seal slaughter they would wear less and hold up a much smaller sign.

But since they choose not too...

Steve O said...

Which reminds me. Hunters go on recreational hunting trips, or fishing trips.

Why aren't there recreational group seal hunts?

Steve O said...

And here I thought "clubbing the baby seal" was just a euphymism.

Matt the K said...

In Russia, Canadian flag pin wears you.

Steve O said...

After they get with this seal thing, I say we hire them to protest the Slaughter rule in DC.

curly said...

It's the ol' RED, WHITE and on GLUE.

Submariner said...

White girl thawt bubble; "If we stay out in the cold any longer, my baby's having a slushie for his next feeding.

mega said...

Yes, ladies, less seal slaughter. But how about less iron supplements, too?

mega said...

Little did they know the Russian part said "Support Rabbi Kahane, deport all the Palestinians."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

These days you can spot a Chernobyl girl in the dark. One third are glowing albinos, while the other two thirds radiate unusual warmth.

-OR-

To PETA's embarrassment, the girls admitted they were wearing seal-fur-lined bikini bottoms.

-OR-

They didn't have any trouble chiseling the frost off the car windshield later with those hard pointy nips. However, as gullible PETA members, they all fell for the old stick your tongue on the flagpole dare.

-OR-

Quick, guess which one is called Frigid Bridget.

curly said...

“Decorating the Easter Eggs” has an entirely different meaning at the Clinton household.

molson said...

Eat mor chiken!

Blue said...

blue said: "hmmm, 2 reds & a white - come on girls, lets make a flag!"

Rodney Dill said...

What's red and white and dumb all over.