1. The Vancouver Olympic Committee liked the concept, but went with a giant inflatable beaver instead.
2. Well, now we know where one of the white women is at.
3. "Screw the seals, my tits are freezing off! Aren't there some endangered tropical animals somewhere?"
4. "The Temp Agency really oversold the glamor of this assignment. We get paid for this right? Right?"
5. Will purge for food.
Best of Vinney
The passing crowd was so moved by their cause, the girls raised $573 that day- all in dollar bills.
Best of dub
A baby seal walks into a club.....
GET IT?? GET IT??? ZOMG I IS TEH FUNNAH!!!!!1!
Best of Double the U
They are not animal activists, they just spoke out against Putin and this is their punishment.
Best of Submariner
Why? Because if we don't, then Canadian Tupperware won't stay air-tight. Right Misty?
Best of Steve O
And here I thought "clubbing the baby seal" was just a euphymism.
Best of mega
Little did they know the Russian part said "Support Rabbi Kahane, deport all the Palestinians."
Best of Rodney Dill
What's red and white and dumb all over.
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We're still allowed to eat the beaver though, right?
The passing crowd was so moved by their cause, the girls raised $573 that day- all in dollar bills.
Vinney
A baby seal walks into a club.....
GET IT?? GET IT??? ZOMG I IS TEH FUNNAH!!!!!1!
They are not animal activists, they just spoke out against Putin and this is their punishment.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: Canadian chicks are just goofy.
Why? Because if we don't, then Canadian Tupperware won't stay air-tight. Right Misty?
Three Russian gals coming out of the Vladivostok aeroflot terminal after a nice warm ozoney Australian weekend getaway. Guess which one used SPF 10000?
Wordverify: conation - Nowadays, native Americans ruefully chuckle at that concept.
All I can say is that must be some POWERFUL tape covering them nips...
Speaking of unusually bad places to be when your laxative kicks in...
The Rev'rund Jesse fumed; why wasn't there a woman of color in the display?
Canadians suck at baseball so what the heck else do you expect them to do with all those bats?
...because there's no such thing as a nice tight walrus.
wv: ousible. Or as these gals would pronounce it, 'oosible'.
If they REALLY wanted to stop the seal slaughter they would wear less and hold up a much smaller sign.
But since they choose not too...
Which reminds me. Hunters go on recreational hunting trips, or fishing trips.
Why aren't there recreational group seal hunts?
And here I thought "clubbing the baby seal" was just a euphymism.
In Russia, Canadian flag pin wears you.
After they get with this seal thing, I say we hire them to protest the Slaughter rule in DC.
It's the ol' RED, WHITE and on GLUE.
White girl thawt bubble; "If we stay out in the cold any longer, my baby's having a slushie for his next feeding.
Yes, ladies, less seal slaughter. But how about less iron supplements, too?
Little did they know the Russian part said "Support Rabbi Kahane, deport all the Palestinians."
These days you can spot a Chernobyl girl in the dark. One third are glowing albinos, while the other two thirds radiate unusual warmth.
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To PETA's embarrassment, the girls admitted they were wearing seal-fur-lined bikini bottoms.
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They didn't have any trouble chiseling the frost off the car windshield later with those hard pointy nips. However, as gullible PETA members, they all fell for the old stick your tongue on the flagpole dare.
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Quick, guess which one is called Frigid Bridget.
“Decorating the Easter Eggs” has an entirely different meaning at the Clinton household.
Eat mor chiken!
blue said: "hmmm, 2 reds & a white - come on girls, lets make a flag!"
What's red and white and dumb all over.
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