1. The Vancouver Olympic Committee liked the concept, but went with a giant inflatable beaver instead.
2. Well, now we know where one of the white women is at.
3. "Screw the seals, my tits are freezing off! Aren't there some endangered tropical animals somewhere?"
4. "The Temp Agency really oversold the glamor of this assignment. We get paid for this right? Right?"
5. Will purge for food.
Best of Vinney
The passing crowd was so moved by their cause, the girls raised $573 that day- all in dollar bills.
Best of dub
A baby seal walks into a club.....
GET IT?? GET IT??? ZOMG I IS TEH FUNNAH!!!!!1!
Best of Double the U
They are not animal activists, they just spoke out against Putin and this is their punishment.
Best of Submariner
Why? Because if we don't, then Canadian Tupperware won't stay air-tight. Right Misty?
Best of Steve O
And here I thought "clubbing the baby seal" was just a euphymism.
Best of mega
Little did they know the Russian part said "Support Rabbi Kahane, deport all the Palestinians."
Best of Rodney Dill
What's red and white and dumb all over.