Friday, March 12, 2010

East indian Chiropacty

Brender

1. Nidal drew the short straw at the Family Guy Re-Enactment Club and so was assigned the part of Joe Swanson.

2. "Now we see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed."

3. Handicapped Parking: UR DOIN' IT WRONG!

4. Sanjay was warned what would happen if he didn't pay back the 30,000 rupees.

5. "Oh, sorry man. We probably shouldn't have used Toyota parts when we fixed this thing."

Best of GregMan
What happens in Dell Technical Support, stays in Dell Technical Support.

Best of blue
Not having read the script, Leroy auditioned for the lead role in the new gay musical "Sponge Bob Strong Ass".

Best of Uchuck the Tuchuck
Sanjay learns that Ranjit wasn't kidding when he threatened to "stomp a mudhole in your ass and drive a tractor through it."

Best of Silhouette
Nothings (Hits and) Runs like a Deere.

Best of Army of Dad
Jimmy Cracked Corn loses something in translation.

Best of Jack Reacher
"So, are we clear on the health care vote?"
"Yes, Mr. Emanuel."

Best of molson
Barney Frank shook his head ruefully and thought to himself... "That's not how you plow some arse."

Best of Whacko
"OK, Sanjay, now flex your butt cheeks and I think we can get the lug bolts off."

Best of dadoctah
Sanjit's "guess the weight of your tractor" booth was the surprise hit of the harvest fair.

Best of Mr Hankey
Speedbump Millionaire

Best of Submariner
The One doing his dailey 1000 pushup regimen as envisioned by Chris Matthews.

Best of Matt the K
Urdu advertising tagline translation: "Nothing runs like a Bangladeshi, til you run him over with your Deere."

Best of mega
"Son, getting your ass ready for a House internship is no laughing matter. You're gonna have to toughen up and learn to take the pain."

Best of Rodney Dill
Jamal 'Tedder' Jones: "Help... I've been reaped."

38 comments:

Rodney Dill said...

Plowing the back forty... Ur doin it rong

Rodney Dill said...

'Assey Fergusen

Anonymous said...

The kids at 4-H have their first beer.

Vinney

Rodney Dill said...

"Cut it out Jack"

Rodney Dill said...

"Cut it out Chuck"

GregMan said...

What happens in Dell Technical Support, stays in Dell Technical Support.

GregMan said...

Once the H1-B program was shut down, IBM had no choice but to use all it's Indian programmers for fertilizer.

dadoctah said...

Throwing someone under the bus, third-world style.

blue said...

Not having read the script, Leroy auditioned for the lead role in the new gay musical "Sponge Bob Strong Ass".

Uchuck the Tuchuck said...

Sanjay learns that Ranjit wasn't kidding when he threatened to "stomp a mudhole in your ass and drive a tractor through it."

Silhouette said...

Nothings (Hits and) Runs like a Deere.

Army of Dad said...

Manush doesn't have any legs so the joke is on us.

Army of Dad said...

In caste ruled India, tractor ride you.

Army of Dad said...

I guess you can touch the untouchables...with a tractor wheel.

Army of Dad said...

Nobody skips out on the slurpee mafia. Nobody.

Army of Dad said...

I guess these Indians have a different rain dance...

Army of Dad said...

Jimmy Cracked Corn loses something in translation.

Jack Reacher said...

"So, are we clear on the health care vote?"
"Yes, Mr. Emanuel."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Long after elphants were replaced by tractors, Jansani tried to revive an old carnival act. It just wasn't the same.

-OR-

Obamalama Universal Healthcare, pg 3529374 - Woot, Uncle Sam pays 100% if policyholder uses a modernday shaman's drive-thru clinic for hemorrhoids, constipation or backache!

molson said...

Barney Frank shook his head ruefully and thought to himself... "That's not how you plow some arse."

Whacko said...

"OK, Sanjay, now flex your butt cheeks and I think we can get the lug bolts off."

Spin said...

Oh Deere!

Jay Guevara said...

"Damn, I wish I hadn't decided to try KSM in New York."

dadoctah said...

Sanjit's "guess the weight of your tractor" booth was the surprise hit of the harvest fair.

Rodney Dill said...

Nothing runs over like a Deere

Mr Hankey said...

Speedbump Millionaire

Submariner said...

The One doing his dailey 1000 pushup regimen as envisioned by Chris Matthews.

metalgarth said...

Bollywood Monster Truck shows leave much to be desired

Matt the K said...

Urdu advertising tagline translation:

"Nothing runs like a Bangladeshi, til you run him over with your Deere."

Submariner said...

Failed Ad Campaigns #1734:

John Deere.
Eliminating run-aways since 1903.



ATDHE-A

Steve O said...

Doing jobs Americans won't.

dadoctah said...

"Road trip! Ride's on me!"

mega said...

"Son, getting your ass ready for a House internship is no laughing matter. You're gonna have to toughen up and learn to take the pain."

Carpe Phlogiston said...

What with Obamalama winning a Nobel Prize for doing ab-so-loot-lee nuttin, these guys figured it'd be equally nobel-worthy to determine the exact time delay between when you hear grapes popping and when excruciating pain sinks in. (btw, .07 seconds, on avg)

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Has anyone read the Universal Healthcare Bill??? Page 959307: Outpatient vasectomies using the FDA-approved John Deere method will be eligible for 100% reimbursement. Coverage of collateral damage to spine and hips... not so much.

Rodney Dill said...

"Don't tread on me."

Rodney Dill said...

Jamal 'Tedder' Jones: "Help... I've been reaped."

Submariner said...

If the Bible's right in "You'll reap what you sow," kee-RAP! There gonna raise a crop of n>>>ATDHE<<<!