Monday, March 22, 2010

Ear Bubbles

Sondra K
Go for it, Monors...

Best of Blue
the boys argue over who will be the Lone Ranger and who will be Tonto for Halloween

Best of Jack Reacher
"Lord, why doesn't Hillary just get that damn tooth pulled?"

Best of Jack Reacher
Biden thought bubble "That mole on his neck sure looks worrisome. I could say something, but maybe I won't. I'll just...wait."

Best of mega
"I will give these six gold coins to whoever comes up here and gets this icky flag pin off my lapel."

Best of Silhouette
Must have cut the picture off. There are more zeros in trillion.

Best of Vinney
Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels were pissed they weren't cast in Dumb and Dumber II.

24 comments:

Blue said...

the boys argue over who will be the Lone Ranger and who will be Tonto for Halloween

Jack Reacher said...

"And I offer, as a demonstration of my administration's commitment to offering opportunities for the developmentally challenged..."

Jack Reacher said...

"Lord, why doesn't Hillary just get that damn tooth pulled?"

Jack Reacher said...

"I've heard some say that Obamacare will offer the efficiency of the Postal Service and the compassion of the I.R.S. Please; can't we get a shout out for my peeps at the DMV?"

Jack Reacher said...

I see lame ducks.

Joe Biden said...

Wow, he is still so clean and articulate.

Jack Reacher said...

Biden thought bubble "That mole on his neck sure looks worrisome. I could say something, but maybe I won't. I'll just...wait."

mega said...

"I will give these six gold coins to whoever comes up here and gets this icky flag pin off my lapel."

mega said...

Thought bubble.....got disconnected from teleprompter.
No thought :(

mega said...

Yeah, what you gonna do about that ear discharge now that we're all on Medicaid, biatch?

dub said...

Ebony, and Ivory...
Screw this country together, in harmony....
Hand in hand poor peoples heroes, 'specially the negroes...
Why dont we....



SYD (screw you Dawn)

Anonymous said...

Gold coins from his ear? You should see what comes out of his ass.

Vinney

Silhouette said...

Must have cut the picture off. There are more zeros in trillion.

Anonymous said...

Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels were pissed they weren't casat in Dumb and Dumber II.

Vinney

Nose said...

No matter how hard he tried Obama couldn't make the dummy on his lap talk without moving his own lips.

Eric said...

Thank God the voting blacks didn't put that idiot Palin this close to being in charge of the free world. Imagine how bad off we would be now.

Eric said...

How'm I gonna get the black vote after I stick this shiv in his back?

Rodney Dill said...

...and Windows 7 was my idea...

molson said...

I'm sure you are all wondering about this parasitic growth on my right shoulder.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Don't put words in my mouth! At state dinners and press conferences, Biden could always get a laugh by sticking his hand up Obamalama's a-hole and performing Willie Tyler & Lester skits.

Submariner said...

I, uhhhh, that is, um, nope: nothin' in mah noggin without a, um prompter.

Jay Guevara said...

"Back in the day, he'd be serving me coffee - and probably screwing that up too."

Jay Guevara said...

Biden thought bubble: "Christ. A born shoeshine boy as President."

Eric said...

Monkey see, monkey do.