Go for it, Monors...Best of Blue
the boys argue over who will be the Lone Ranger and who will be Tonto for Halloween
Best of Jack Reacher
"Lord, why doesn't Hillary just get that damn tooth pulled?"
Best of Jack Reacher
Biden thought bubble "That mole on his neck sure looks worrisome. I could say something, but maybe I won't. I'll just...wait."
Best of mega
"I will give these six gold coins to whoever comes up here and gets this icky flag pin off my lapel."
Best of Silhouette
Must have cut the picture off. There are more zeros in trillion.
Best of Vinney
Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels were pissed they weren't cast in Dumb and Dumber II.
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the boys argue over who will be the Lone Ranger and who will be Tonto for Halloween
"And I offer, as a demonstration of my administration's commitment to offering opportunities for the developmentally challenged..."
"Lord, why doesn't Hillary just get that damn tooth pulled?"
"I've heard some say that Obamacare will offer the efficiency of the Postal Service and the compassion of the I.R.S. Please; can't we get a shout out for my peeps at the DMV?"
I see lame ducks.
Wow, he is still so clean and articulate.
Biden thought bubble "That mole on his neck sure looks worrisome. I could say something, but maybe I won't. I'll just...wait."
"I will give these six gold coins to whoever comes up here and gets this icky flag pin off my lapel."
Thought bubble.....got disconnected from teleprompter.
No thought :(
Yeah, what you gonna do about that ear discharge now that we're all on Medicaid, biatch?
Ebony, and Ivory...
Screw this country together, in harmony....
Hand in hand poor peoples heroes, 'specially the negroes...
Why dont we....
SYD (screw you Dawn)
Gold coins from his ear? You should see what comes out of his ass.
Vinney
Must have cut the picture off. There are more zeros in trillion.
Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels were pissed they weren't casat in Dumb and Dumber II.
Vinney
No matter how hard he tried Obama couldn't make the dummy on his lap talk without moving his own lips.
Thank God the voting blacks didn't put that idiot Palin this close to being in charge of the free world. Imagine how bad off we would be now.
How'm I gonna get the black vote after I stick this shiv in his back?
...and Windows 7 was my idea...
I'm sure you are all wondering about this parasitic growth on my right shoulder.
Don't put words in my mouth! At state dinners and press conferences, Biden could always get a laugh by sticking his hand up Obamalama's a-hole and performing Willie Tyler & Lester skits.
I, uhhhh, that is, um, nope: nothin' in mah noggin without a, um prompter.
"Back in the day, he'd be serving me coffee - and probably screwing that up too."
Biden thought bubble: "Christ. A born shoeshine boy as President."
Monkey see, monkey do.
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