A Right-Wing Christian Second-Rate Pr0n Blog
Yeah, but something's gotta be done about that greasy hair. Can't be washing my pillow every night.
Shoulderblade Fatroll....UR DOIN IT GROSS.
Third Boob...I SEE IT IN UR ARMPIT.
Nothing to see here, folks. Just another Tiger Woods sand trap.
Niiiiice. Perfect body, perfect outfit, perfect position, perfect timing. (it's Thursday) -OR-As a gentleman, it's my duty to help a woman in distress, especially a good looking girl on her knees. Miss, if I find your contact lens, will you let me slip it in?
"Dammit, where's my megaphone?"A young and significantly less hideous Cindy Shehag practices being an attention whore.
Carpe. I feel it's my duty as a gentleman to help a woman OUT, of distress, course I'd help her out of dis bikini also...
As Johnny Carson once quipped; "I'll bet that makes your putter rise."
I wonder if she'd help me wash the sand off my balls after a trip to the trap?
From the cover of the book “Don’t Pick Your Nose At The Beach” by Sandy Berger.
Help! I’ve fallen for Al Gore’s lies about man-made global warming and I can’t get up!
Guess which animal is being pantomimed and win a free iPad:a. A pussy burying her crap in the sand.b. A beaver building a dam.
After tolerating the castaways' inane antics for years, Mary Ann Summers snapped, killed and buried the Skipper, Gilligan et al in unmarked graves on the beach, then flagged down a passing naval vessel and finally got laid.Sub, you're a gentleman and a scholar. It's hard to resist untying any bikini strings within reach... for that matter, it's pretty hard when i do untie them, too. :-)
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