1. His experience with selling a bloated, expensive product that was hated by the people who would, nevertheless, be forced to use it ... made Gates a natural to pitch the Democrats' Health Care Plan.
2. Clinton never forgave Gates for the 8 terabytes of fat-girl pron he lost when he installed Windows 7.
3. "The Illuminati have voted. Monique will win the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress. Next item on the agenda, the assassination of Barack Obama."
4. Whenever Clinton got bored, he liked to fantasize about watching Janet Reno burn people alive.
5. Clinton never forgave Gates for not investing in his shrimp company.
Best of GregMan
Bill Gates: "...and not only have we replaced all our American programmers with cheap Indian H1-B's, adding billions to our bottom line, but we have outsourced the Presidency of the United States to a Kenyan."
Best of blue
Clinton thought bubble: "...that squirrelly little sh*t has more money than me, I think I'll ask B. Hussein to raise his taxes!"
Best of HLam
Clinton thought bubble: "...all that money and he can't buy a decent comb?"
Best of Submariner
SCANNERS II: Coming to a theatre near you this summer.
Best of Vinney
Clinton Thought Bubble: "Enough of this talk about business practices. Let's talk about titties."
Best of mega
The new tool was not yet effective. Private sector leaders only turned fuzzy instead of disappearing. Their wealth ended up in limbo instead of being deposited into Treasury accounts. Further testing was required.
"It looks like you're trying to bore everybody to death. Would you like help?"
Best of molson
I unloaded a ton of leftover Vista installs on the RNC. Charged them double too. You won't have to worry about them hassling you anymore.
Best of Mr Hankey
Bill hated this speech when it was in "Revenge of the Nerds" too.
Best of Jay Guevara
"Warren Buffett, George Soros and I have had enough of this Obama clown. We've decided to reinstall Bill Clinton as President, effective immediately."