Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Death Bear Lurks in Hallways

Sondra K


Best of dub
M'chelle treats The One by stripping for him in the hallway.

Best of Vinney
Those Jehovah's Witnesses are starting to get too spooky for their own good.

Best of David
"Honey, did you call Zed's 30-Minute-Guaranteed Fetish Delivery again?!"

Best of dadoctah
Darth Ruxpin, after going over to the Dark Side.

Best of Submariner
Snuggles' first few incarnations didn't test too well with home makers.

Best of Steve O
A remake of Donny Darko?

Best of curly
Bill went to yesterday’s Procrastinators Club Halloween Party dressed as a gothic bear.

Best of Adriane
Some say there's a bear in the woods. Others say, no, it's in the hallway ... lives 2 doors down.

Best of GregMan
The Night Yogi Got Lucky

Best of Mr. Hankey
"Where Are They Now?" - As a registered sex-offender, Captain Kangaroo's Dancing Bear is not allowed to live near schools and often lurks in apartment hallways.

35 comments:

dub said...

Standard Capshun #213: Hey where da white bears at?

dub said...

M'chelle treats The One by stripping for him in the hallway.

Rodney Dill said...

Darth Vabear

Army of Dad said...

...and that would make me a sad Vader.

Army of Dad said...

I guess we know what vader was doing on Endor.

Rodney Dill said...

Widdle, I am you boar.

Anonymous said...

Those Jehovah's Witnesses are starting to get too spooky for their own good.

Vinney

curly said...

Following the footsteps of Ricky Martin, Smokey the Bear steps out of the closet.

David said...

"Candygram."

David said...

"Honey, did you call Zed's 30-Minute-Guaranteed Fetish Delivery again?!"

curly said...

Obama’s response to ‘the right to bare arms’: have the whole fricken bear, you teabagging racist, sexist, homophobe clinger.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Meet #4921 from Blind Dates for the Lovelorn.

-OR-

Sam was never into kink, but when Margie opened the door wearing nothing but a glaze of honey, his opinion of fantasy sex quickly changed.

-OR-

Alice had misdialed and inadvertantly arranged a TupperBear party, but with the apartment filled with drunk housewives, things went pretty well.

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Never go Trick or Treating in a redneck apartment... Halloween coincides with hunting season.

WordVerify: viteflab - not even the corrupt FDA would buy into the Centrum/FritoLay idea of a healthy one-a-day snack

Double the U said...

Landshark had to get creative.

dadoctah said...

Why furries and sci-fi con geeks should never be allowed to meet.

dadoctah said...

Note: when staying in Orlando, beware of knockoff "Hidden Mickeys".

dadoctah said...

Darth Ruxpin, after going over to the Dark Side.

Submariner said...

Quit yammerin' and invite Mr. Cheney in, Lois.

Submariner said...

Whaddaya mean "It's not his EARS..." that you plan on eating first on Easter morning?

Submariner said...

Now ist der time on Schprockets vhen ve hibernate...

Submariner said...

Snuggles' first few incarnations didn't test too well with home makers.

David said...

"I am the Viper. I've come to vipe your vindows!"

Steve O said...

A remake of Donny Darko?

curly said...

Bill went to yesterday’s Procrastinators Club Halloween Party dressed as a gothic bear.

Eric Cartman said...

..not a single caption about ManBearPig???? what a bunch of losers.....

Eric Cartman said...

...not a single caption about ManBearPig???? whata bunch of losers......

Oiao said...

Mascot for the new Obamacare Death Panels.

Adriane said...

Some say there's a bear in the woods. Others say, no, it's in the hallway ... lives 2 doors down.

Submariner said...

"Pardon me, do you have change for a 5? I really gotta go to the woods and the #21 bus only takes exact change...

GregMan said...

The Night Yogi Got Lucky

GregMan said...

Man, they are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for census workers.

Festivus said...

Princess Leonard was less than impressed with Darth Gaybear.

molson said...

Just imagine the expression on her face when you beargram her.

sonicfrog said...

Would it be racists to call it "clean and articulate"?

Mr. Hankey said...

"Where Are They Now?" - As a registered sex-offender, Captain Kangaroo's Dancing Bear is not allowed to live near schools and often lurks in apartment hallways.