1. "I knew Jackie Chan! You ain't no Jackie Chan."
2. "And one more thing, V the K. I don't appreciate your trying to squeeze humor out of offensive stereotypes about black women!"
3. Generic Caption #64: "No,*you* smell my finger!"
4. Teh Gheys and Lesbians argue bitterly over the merits of "Tastes Great" and "Less Filling."
5. In 2020, ObamaCare paid for Marcelus Owens's sex change. He was still angry, though.
Best of dub
Make believe gun fight!!! Pew pew pew, pew!! BANG BANG! Gotcha!!
Best of GregMan
The debate between Old Navy and Aeropostale shoppers grew ever closer to violence.
Best of Mr. Hankey
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart" "I couldn't if I tried"
Best of Submariner
Looks like Huggy Bear isn't happy that Starsky forgot the graft...
Best of curly
“…and tell them a-holes at Match.com that I want my money back!”
Best of mega
In Episode 6 of The Marriage Ref, Kenisha and Dave argue about whether it was wrong to microwave the ferret, while guest-panel member Julia Louis-Dryfus tries to look like this isn't the single most embarrassingly painful TV moment of her entire life.
Best of Adriane
"Tiger loves me best!"
"Who cares? He paid me more to keep quiet!"
Best of Mr. Hankey
Canadians are lining up to touch Justin Bieber.
36 comments:
From the Left: "Michell's ass is not fat, Cracker!"
From the Right: "Then why are they making the doors wider at the White House?"
I came to this concert with a full head of hair and YOU sucked it cleam off trying to catch a few damned mosquitoes?!? I'll sue!
Don't you dare sue dis city, white boy. I could lose ma job over dis sitchatation! Yo hair'll grow back. Jobs like mobile skeeter catchers don't grow on trees... dey gots ta be invented by creative liberal politicians... and dey's be getting scarcer den hen's teeth!
Your mouth is a deadly weapon. Do you have a permit and training to be a mobile mosquito catcher?
Hey, now, dat little girl done jumped in my mouth accidental like, and anyways she wuz mostly skin and bones. Besides, I's be giving her parents back whatever's not gettin digested. Now are you gonna quiet down or do I suck yo hair roots out next?
WordVerify: ventses - When political pundits skewer The Precioussss, he ventses.
An astonished and upset fan couldn't believe it was RuPaul without his make-up.
Vinney
Make believe gun fight!!! Pew pew pew, pew!! BANG BANG! Gotcha!!
The perils of sexual encounters illustrated. On the right, his was clearly in the pink. On the left, hers was in the stink.
Any questions?
Boy dontchoo be tellin Kobe dat you's is open. I gots here first.
"You get off my lawn!"
"No, you get off my lawn!"
Laqueefla and Todd prepare for old age.
"You teabagging crackers and you violent threats! I'se gone kill you all and grind your bloody white bodies into the dirt!"
Strangely, all the MSM reported was the white guy shouting back "Oh yeah?".
The debate between Old Navy and Aeropostale shoppers grew ever closer to violence.
Neolib: Guess where my finger has been in the last five minutes.
Neocon: I think I'm pointing to the general area.
Janeane Garofalo ignores the basis for the argument and simply asks "See what George Bush hath wrought?!"
"Don't Go Breaking My Heart" "I couldn't if I tried"
"The Fickle Finger of Fate" vs "The Who You Talkin' To Cracker Wagging Finger"
Canadians enjoying the fruits of diversity.
Ebony and Ivory, the Protest years.
I didn't asks you to suck my finger, you silly goose....
Looks like Huggy Bear isn't happy that Starsky forgot the graft...
De Pres'dunt say you HAS ta smell my finner, cracker!
ATDHE-A
Dennis Quaid finds a great choice to give him his proctological exam...
In unison; "I only have ONE nerve left and you're getting on it!"
♪Babe; I got you babe! ♪
Lady in Red: “Must. Have. Girl. With. Long. Finger.”
“…and tell them a-holes at Match.com that I want my money back!”
“Sorry, ugly biyatch. I thought you was Obama in drag.”
Woman: "Stupid ideas all up in yo head."
Man: "Hey, nice boobs!"
HER: They say we're young and we don't know
We won't find out until we grow
HIM: Well I don't know if all that's true
'Cause you got me, and baby I got you
HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
Whooops, I see Submariner beat me to it.
In Episode 6 of The Marriage Ref, Kenisha and Dave argue about whether it was wrong to microwave the ferret, while guest-panel member Julia Louis-Dryfus tries to look like this isn't the single most embarrassingly painful TV moment of her entire life.
"You got chocolate in my peanut butter!"
"No, YOU got peanut butter on my chocolate!"
"Less filling!"
"Tastes great!"
"Tiger loves me best!"
"Who cares? He paid me more to keep quiet!"
A beleaguered onlooker asked, "Can't we all get a schlong?"
Whitey seems confident in his position, but unsure whether he'll get slapped or not.
The scene at the national convention of "People Who Haven't Washed Their Fingers Since 1988" gets testy.
Folks are lining up to touch Justin Bieber.
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