Friday, March 05, 2010

Bungholio Friday Continues


1. "Crazy white folk, looting a Kmart when there's a Old Navy just a block away." Dawn shook her head.

2. Despite the rioting, Wal-Mart steadfastly refused to open another lane.

3. Keith Olbermann's assistants scramble to keep up with the frantic pace of his masturbation.

4. Gallagher's obsessive-compulsive housewife picks up a few days worth of paper towels.

5. For REALLY heavy flow days, not even wings are enough.

Threadwinner Best of Mr. Hankey
Tonight...we sh*t....and we will sh*t good.

Best of Double the U
"I got a high def TV!"
"I got a surround sound stereo system"
"I got a DVD system for the car with three monitors"

So... what did you get?

Best of censors hip
hey looters, ever try to wipe your butt with a TV???

Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The UnDUB - Wow, lookit the rolls on that babe!

Best of Jack Reacher
While the fools in the electronics section kill themselves on Black Friday, Dawn makes out like a bandit.

Best of dub
I tried to warn her that she wouldnt sh*t right for a week, but did she listen? Nooooooo!!

Best of dadoctah
"Mom, Dad? I'd like you to say hi to my girlfriend, Kimberly Clark."

Best of Vinney
The Left was in a panic as Michael Moore's diarrhea was about to engulf Gotham.

18 comments:

Double the U said...

"I got a high def TV!"
"I got a surround sound stereo system"
"I got a DVD system for the car with three monitors"

So... what did you get?

Anonymous said...

The ultimate "quicker picker upper."

Vinney

censors hip said...

hey looters, ever try to wipe your butt with a TV???

Carpe Phlogiston said...

Chilean version of Desperate Housewives: Maria's Thawtbubble - It might not be the tastiest lasagna, but Pedro won't notice once I add the neighbor's dog to my tangy sauce.

-OR-

In a crisis, the health-minded looter finds creative ways to add fiber to her family's diet.

-OR-

Brilliant idea dawns on gawking looter on escalator: Aw, man, what was I thinking? Instead of fighting over a gameboy, I could be mugging women in the parking lot!

-OR-

The UnDUB - Wow, lookit the rolls on that babe!

Jack Reacher said...

On cell phone, in other hand "Honey, tell the kids they can uncross their legs soon. I'll be there in a minute."

Jack Reacher said...

While the fools in the electronics section kill themselves on Black Friday, Dawn makes out like a bandit.

Jack Reacher said...

Since the quake, the New York Times has been unavailable in most parts of Chili. Bird owners have had to adapt.

dub said...

I tried to warn her that she wouldnt sh*t right for a week, but did she listen? Nooooooo!!

paul said...

Aftershocks still scaring the crap out of you?

Mr. Hankey said...

Tonight...we sh*t....and we will sh*t good.

dadoctah said...

Flo from the progressive.com commercials stops off on the way to work to pick up a few "set decorations".

dadoctah said...

"I'm off to Sea World to choke the living hell out of a killer whale!"

wv: gatee. The person attacked by a gator.

Steve O said...

Yeah, I KNOW there's a snowstorm coming. I just think you have too much toilet paper for the amount of food you have.

Submariner said...

Is the Superdome opening up as a homeless shelter again?


Too soon?

dadoctah said...

"Mom, Dad? I'd like you to say hi to my girlfriend, Kimberly Clark."

Anonymous said...

The Left was in a panic as Michael Moore's diarrhea was about to engulf Gotham.

Vinney

molson said...

Joe's having another one of those high flow days. Just a little shart my ass.

Mr. Hankey said...

Wolf Blitzer: "So Latin....so poor...."