1. "Crazy white folk, looting a Kmart when there's a Old Navy just a block away." Dawn shook her head.
2. Despite the rioting, Wal-Mart steadfastly refused to open another lane.
3. Keith Olbermann's assistants scramble to keep up with the frantic pace of his masturbation.
4. Gallagher's obsessive-compulsive housewife picks up a few days worth of paper towels.
5. For REALLY heavy flow days, not even wings are enough.
Threadwinner Best of Mr. Hankey
Tonight...we sh*t....and we will sh*t good.
Best of Double the U
"I got a high def TV!"
"I got a surround sound stereo system"
"I got a DVD system for the car with three monitors"
So... what did you get?
Best of censors hip
hey looters, ever try to wipe your butt with a TV???
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The UnDUB - Wow, lookit the rolls on that babe!
Best of Jack Reacher
While the fools in the electronics section kill themselves on Black Friday, Dawn makes out like a bandit.
Best of dub
I tried to warn her that she wouldnt sh*t right for a week, but did she listen? Nooooooo!!
Best of dadoctah
"Mom, Dad? I'd like you to say hi to my girlfriend, Kimberly Clark."
Best of Vinney
The Left was in a panic as Michael Moore's diarrhea was about to engulf Gotham.
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"I got a high def TV!"
"I got a surround sound stereo system"
"I got a DVD system for the car with three monitors"
So... what did you get?
The ultimate "quicker picker upper."
Vinney
hey looters, ever try to wipe your butt with a TV???
Chilean version of Desperate Housewives: Maria's Thawtbubble - It might not be the tastiest lasagna, but Pedro won't notice once I add the neighbor's dog to my tangy sauce.
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In a crisis, the health-minded looter finds creative ways to add fiber to her family's diet.
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Brilliant idea dawns on gawking looter on escalator: Aw, man, what was I thinking? Instead of fighting over a gameboy, I could be mugging women in the parking lot!
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The UnDUB - Wow, lookit the rolls on that babe!
On cell phone, in other hand "Honey, tell the kids they can uncross their legs soon. I'll be there in a minute."
While the fools in the electronics section kill themselves on Black Friday, Dawn makes out like a bandit.
Since the quake, the New York Times has been unavailable in most parts of Chili. Bird owners have had to adapt.
I tried to warn her that she wouldnt sh*t right for a week, but did she listen? Nooooooo!!
Aftershocks still scaring the crap out of you?
Tonight...we sh*t....and we will sh*t good.
Flo from the progressive.com commercials stops off on the way to work to pick up a few "set decorations".
"I'm off to Sea World to choke the living hell out of a killer whale!"
wv: gatee. The person attacked by a gator.
Yeah, I KNOW there's a snowstorm coming. I just think you have too much toilet paper for the amount of food you have.
Is the Superdome opening up as a homeless shelter again?
Too soon?
"Mom, Dad? I'd like you to say hi to my girlfriend, Kimberly Clark."
The Left was in a panic as Michael Moore's diarrhea was about to engulf Gotham.
Vinney
Joe's having another one of those high flow days. Just a little shart my ass.
Wolf Blitzer: "So Latin....so poor...."
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