Friday, March 05, 2010
Bungholio Friday Continues
1. "Crazy white folk, looting a Kmart when there's a Old Navy just a block away." Dawn shook her head.
2. Despite the rioting, Wal-Mart steadfastly refused to open another lane.
3. Keith Olbermann's assistants scramble to keep up with the frantic pace of his masturbation.
4. Gallagher's obsessive-compulsive housewife picks up a few days worth of paper towels.
5. For REALLY heavy flow days, not even wings are enough.
Threadwinner Best of Mr. Hankey
Tonight...we sh*t....and we will sh*t good.
Best of Double the U
"I got a high def TV!"
"I got a surround sound stereo system"
"I got a DVD system for the car with three monitors"
So... what did you get?
Best of censors hip
hey looters, ever try to wipe your butt with a TV???
Best of Carpe Phlogiston
The UnDUB - Wow, lookit the rolls on that babe!
Best of Jack Reacher
While the fools in the electronics section kill themselves on Black Friday, Dawn makes out like a bandit.
Best of dub
I tried to warn her that she wouldnt sh*t right for a week, but did she listen? Nooooooo!!
Best of dadoctah
"Mom, Dad? I'd like you to say hi to my girlfriend, Kimberly Clark."
Best of Vinney
The Left was in a panic as Michael Moore's diarrhea was about to engulf Gotham.